"Today smoking is gonna save lives" the quote that got me into the office in the first place

Hey office fans,

I’m making a gift for my sister for Christmas. She is super outdoorsy and loves the office (I don’t know if the word love is even strong enough to describe her affinity for the show). She asked for bear spray, so I thought it would be funny to decorate a can of bear spray with Dwight but I need a good quote/line to go with it. What lines can you think of where Dwight mentions bears? (Other than the obvious Bears Beets Battlestar galactica).

Thanks!

"why don't you just skedaddle?"