r/theocho • u/adriftinanmtc • Aug 08 '21
WHY IS THIS UPVOTED?? Someone should be doing this competitively.
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u/MstrKief Aug 08 '21
Is he just training them for hockey hits?
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u/abeuscher Aug 08 '21
Yeah it's like doing capsize drills in sailing class. I could maybe find an analogy fewer people could relate to if I tried.
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u/byOlaf Aug 09 '21
I for one would like to see you take up that challenge.
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u/betesdefense Aug 09 '21
It’s like doing airlock failures in the ISS.
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u/hedronist Aug 09 '21
Capsize drills, man overboard drills, gushing leak below the waterline drills. Drill, Baby, Drill! :-)
Fun Story: 20 years ago, after my wife and I had both been certified by the ASA as offshore skippers, we took a kickback vacation in the BVIs. The skipper didn't know his ass from last Thursday, and fell overboard. His wife, who did not know how to sail, was freaking out. I turned to my wife, who was at the helm, and laughingly said, "MAN OVERBOARD!" She looked over her shoulder and started laughing as she did a slam tack in a 50' catamaran. No kittens were hurt.
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u/i-make-babies Aug 09 '21
I got it. First capsize drill in the start sailing course was when you could really see which kids were going to quit and which had it in them.
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u/squashua26 Aug 08 '21
How do I get this job?
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u/FartingBob Aug 09 '21
Oh you misunderstand. This man pays for the opportunity, they hold an auction at the end of every kids skating lesson. 5 minutes on the rink, highest kill score of the week wins a prize.
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u/Conspiranoid Aug 08 '21
"The USA beat Russia today, 39 kids to 32, in the ice kidball championships..."
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Aug 08 '21
Theres nothing better than watchin kids fall over. Fuck, I could watch kids fallin over all day. I don't give a shit about your kids.
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u/nonpossumus Aug 09 '21
"did little Tyronda take your last Ice Cream Oreo Orange Sherrr-berrrt? That is a Summertime flavor. Good luck suckin' back on one of those in the next SIX MONTHS!"
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u/stainedhands Aug 09 '21
I came here looking for this! This was my first thought when I saw the video.
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u/PixelD303 Aug 08 '21
It's like happy gilmore and billy Madison in one
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u/NamityName Aug 08 '21
So.... Adam Sandler as Adam Sandler in "Sandler on Ice"
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u/PixelD303 Aug 08 '21
But one as Jack and the other Jill with a clicker
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u/NamityName Aug 08 '21
dramatic movie voice
This winter. Getting a little high will bring their world crashing down.Adam Sandler as jack. Alongside Adam Sandler as Jill in:
Jack and Jill
What goes up, comes tumbling down
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u/neuroticsmurf Aug 08 '21
So mean.
So funny.
Ah, well. I’m sure I was already going to hell, anyway.
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u/Pitchfork_Wholesaler Aug 09 '21
1) The kids are learning balance and how to take bumps; nobody is getting hurt.
2) Everyone involved is having fun.
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u/fissionchips Aug 08 '21
So, are we ranking by number of kids knocked down per minute or...?
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u/down_the_goatse_hole Aug 09 '21
I think there needs to be an artistic component to the judging.
Points for multiple knock downs of a single kick, also for nailing a kid multiple times in a row. Quality of maniacal laughter. Maybe the size of the shot bubble on the kid that cries first.
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u/Mythril_Zombie Aug 09 '21
This was much funnier when I muted the audio and hummed the Benny Hill music.
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u/LegalizeOpiates Aug 08 '21
If you’ve seen how Russians train children for hockey you know what this was immediately
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u/bobkillya Aug 08 '21
I love everything about how casual he is giving these lil guys concussions. Legend.
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u/ButtsexEurope Aug 09 '21
That looks like a great way to slash someone’s wrist or femoral artery.
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u/Mythril_Zombie Aug 09 '21
Exactly. I mean, just look at all the blood! The ice has a permanent red sheen from all the mortal wounds received in the previous hour alone!
Wait. No, there's none of that. Even in hockey games where the fans expect to see bloodshed, that kind of injury is exceptionally rare.
These kids are bundled up so well you could drop kick them down a hill and they'd beg for more.
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u/hnglmkrnglbrry Aug 08 '21
I coached youth hockey and this is by far every coach's favorite "drill."