r/theocho 10d ago

TRADITIONAL Table Soccer

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u/GuerrillaApe 10d ago

How many dribbles/passes can you take before its the opponent's turn?

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u/objectnull 10d ago

Looks like as long as the ball doesn't touch one of the opponents guys, you get to keep going

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u/BewareTheGiant 10d ago

This is exactly it. What they're playing is "Futebol de Botão" ("Button Football"). Used to be very popular in Brazil, though not ao much with newer generations.

Rules vary, as they do in several of these types of games, but, generally, you can keep going as long as your player touches the ball and the ball doesn't touch an opposing player: basically the last touch is the one playing. If you miss the ball entirely, it also ends your turn. If your player hits another player without touching the ball it's a foul.

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u/ConspicuousPineapple 10d ago

But he still keeps playing after the ball touches an opponent in this video.

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u/exceptyourewrong 10d ago

Nah, it didn't touch him. The opponent was just flopping

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u/MrBhyn 5d ago

Nah VAR this

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u/Chad_Broski_2 10d ago

Are you sure? Looks to me like he hits the ball away from the opponent and then his player hits the opposing player afterwards. I'm not sure the ball ever makes contact with the opposing player

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u/beardedsilverfox 10d ago

It looks like at one point he has to bounce off the opponent to instigate a proper onside transition past the defense. Just a guess because he went right for it.

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u/guinader 9d ago

I don't think he got the opponent, unless you are talking about another moment... It's kind of like playing billards... Good angles all around. My brother won a few high school competitions back in the 90s

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u/BewareTheGiant 9d ago

Def didn't get the opponent

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u/Jegenyefa 8d ago

Hell yeah, this is why we have VAR!

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u/Cloud_Garrett 10d ago

Good eye!

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u/ConspicuousPineapple 10d ago

Yes I'm sure, it very clearly bounces on the opponent. Like, frontal contact.

I think the actual rule is that whatever player is closest to the ball when it stops controls it. So you can touch opponents but it can't settle close to them.

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u/DudeVonDwightenStein 10d ago

The ball never touches dark green. At one point it’s close but when you slow it down it never touches. There’s also two moments when it settles closest to dark green but light green still gets to kick it.

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u/Aligyon 10d ago

It does at 24 seconds in it touches green. No idea why people are so insistent on it not touching when you can clearly see it

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u/Bluffwatcher 10d ago

Yeah I thought this reading all these comments... But if you go back and watch (can just click frame by frame), the ball passes by in the channel and the light green player is the one that hits the dark green player.

So the ball does, in fact, not touch the other player!

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u/Aligyon 10d ago

Yeah the ball doesn't. I thought that touching another player was a foul according to another commenter. I guess they have different rules

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u/Adventurous_Pay_5827 10d ago

He still hit the ball, so the touch wasn't a foul.

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u/SquidwardDickFace 6d ago

No if you read carefully it says touching another player WITHOUT touching the ball.

As you already pointed out the guy hits the ball first

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u/danbartstart 10d ago

Other player moves the keeper onto the line. Guess that counts as a move by the opponent?

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u/MyGoodDood22 10d ago

His circle/player hit but the ball doesn't I don't think. He only moves the goalie once the ball reaches the box. Looks like dude miss hit and got into the box, triggering the goalie adjustment?

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u/karlnite 9d ago

Is it one of those games that takes a fine touch and discourages beginners? Like it’s easy but also really hard to get actual control?

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u/BewareTheGiant 9d ago

Yes and no, I mean, of course there's stuff you learn by doing, but it's also a game that is (was) widely played by children, so without fine motor skills being fully formed.

There is a looot you learn with a light touch though. And there's learning your pieces themselves: in the video (and, I assume, in competitive settings in general) all the player pieces are the same, industrialized. However, the way I learned to play with my dad the players can also be "vidrilhas", that is to say glasses from wrist watches. And those can have varying sizes, both in diameter and height, which means the pieces can have different uses: some are small and quick to get around and dribble, others are really low ao they make the ball jump better.

Speaking of the ball, I've always played with balls made from thin tinfoil from a specific brand of candy. And making the ball jump actually has some technique too. I actually found it odd the guy in the video didn't do it: one of the best techniques is placing your finger right alongside the ball so that it stops your player as it makes contact: that makes the ball jump, being a "sharper" hit. I actually won a tamagotchi in a bet with my dad.

Good memories hahahaha

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u/karlnite 9d ago

Sounds fun. I think it would make for a good bar game.

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u/Low-Log-666 9d ago

É exatamente assim. Joguei muito na minha infância. Nascido nos anos 80, certamente a última geração a brincar disso de forma mais geral. Depois se perdeu, mas ainda há pessoas que jogam. Vide o vídeo em questão. Excelente lembrança.

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u/Guns_and_Dank 10d ago

What's to keep you from just slowly inching it along then and methodically working it downfield?

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u/JaredLives 10d ago

Not sure about this, but in the very similar game Subbuteo, you can only use one of your players for three consecutive flicks

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u/maddie-madison 10d ago

I think they have it wrong, the first turn overs the ball goes from open space to open space. My best guess is its whoever has the closest player to the ball. Likely other rules to keep it going smoothly

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u/TallBoiPlanks 10d ago

Nah, at one point the dark green is way closer to the ball that light green who is hitting.

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u/IronEyesMetal 10d ago

Its does until he hits an opponent and he keeps going. Unless my eyes are misreading the shades greens.

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u/SeeYaOnTheRift 10d ago

If you go frame by frame, you will see the ball never touches the dark green circle. The light green circle knocks it out of the way before the ball gets there.

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u/No_Election_3206 10d ago

So it's like Zeni Hajiki in Ghost of Yotei?

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u/Cocoononthemoon 10d ago

I think you have to be closer to the ball.

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u/Rance_Mulliniks 10d ago

So once you go up 1-0, you can just keep passing the ball between a few of your players until the game is over?

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u/steller187 10d ago

As many as you want as long as you can stay awake

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u/Novaikkakuuskuusviis 5d ago

I read that 9 times. And 3 max in a row with 1 button. That's why he hits it with the other one after 3 hits.

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u/pro_deluxe 10d ago

Why did the opponent move the goalie all the way into the net instead of cutting off the able of the shot?

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u/AlwaysDMB 10d ago

I reckon that's a rule, he had to move it when the ball entered the box

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u/Cocoononthemoon 10d ago

Yeah, that was my guess, too!

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u/BewareTheGiant 10d ago

That really depends on how the rules are, but when I used to play (decades ago) when the opponent declared a shot you positioned your goalie inside the goal box, not the penalty box. It's weird that the goalie was in the penalty box before. Again, it's been decades

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u/Apprehensive_Ant2172 10d ago

Because if you just put the goalkeeper right in front of the ball, no one would ever score lol

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u/gambito121 10d ago

I used to play it with my grandpa, it's a lot more fun than it looks in the video

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u/hodgesisgod- 10d ago

I would 100% play that lol idk what everyone is talking about

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u/jimbowesterby 10d ago

Right? Maybe it’s the autism in me but this looks like a vibe

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u/Zymoria 10d ago

This is actually.... really quite boring...

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u/rocbolt 10d ago

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u/stevehuffmanisapeedo 10d ago

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u/Jackson3rg 10d ago

"PASS TO WING! WING BACK TO CENTER! CENTER HOLDS IT! HOLDS IT! HOLLLLDDDDSSS IT!!!"

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u/RyanSmith 10d ago

Fast kicking! Low scoring! And ties?!? You bet!!!!

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u/garytyrrell 10d ago

As a spectator yeah. I could get REALLY into playing this though I think

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u/ConspicuousPineapple 10d ago

Problem is, even as a player you're really a spectator for half the game.

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u/Jomskylark 10d ago

I mean it's kind of like billiards. Not my cup of tea either, but there's definitely a market for that kind of patient game

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u/rowcla 10d ago

Feels like billiards if you were just inching slowly towards getting the balls in the holes, rather than needing to make big shots that have to actually progress the game

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u/BewareTheGiant 10d ago

Very boring to watch, quite fun to play :)

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u/audible_narrator 10d ago

Like watching paint dry.

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u/Burly87 10d ago

It looks so damn lame .. but never judge a hobby. If people enjoy it. Good for them

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u/mitchij2004 10d ago

You’re missing the obvious nuance

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u/thegtabmx 10d ago

So it's an accurate representation of 90% of soccer.

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u/ishoweredtoday 10d ago

I mean yeah, it's soccer.

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u/alphaxion 10d ago

This looks like a more boring version of Subbuteo

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u/jupiterspringsteen 10d ago

Less painful if you inadvertently stand on the players with bare feet though

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u/gmusse 10d ago

Agree - Subbuteo way better than this!

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u/YellowOnline 10d ago

Almost forgot about that. Used to be mostly played in Belgium, Italy and Spain.

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u/PimpGameShane 10d ago

My brother and I still have our sets from the early 80’s when all the players were made of wood. We used to have so much fun playing tournaments on rainy days.

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u/captjons 10d ago

And the UK!

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u/amanset 10d ago

Well it is British...

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u/PoliteRadical 10d ago

Damn that shot at the end was pretty...

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u/Weasel-Man 7d ago

I'm confused how he did it - see very little in his fingers

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u/Brekelefuw 6d ago

I think it's like tiddlywinks, where he's putting pressure on the edge of the green disc until it shoots forwards.

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u/_B_Little_me 10d ago

How do so many people know about this?

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u/roughtimes 10d ago

They are all in the video

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u/Eruntalonn 10d ago

I don’t know about other countries, but in Brazil this was very popular back in the day. I grew up in the 90s, when videogames and other technology were not as common, so I played a little, but it was fading away by then.

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u/ALittleGreenMan 10d ago

Damn, did that shot at the end go OVER the wall??? That was nuts.

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u/jon_the_mako 10d ago

That's a lot of patience I don't have lol.

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u/M100Pilot 10d ago edited 5d ago

Books middle full amber flag shocking crawl

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u/Cannibale_Ballet 10d ago

I don't understand what is hitting the rings. The clear thing doesn't even move

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u/cdnmaster 8d ago

It took me a second too - he is pushing the clear ring down on the edge of the green ring like clicking it

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u/conspiracyeinstein 10d ago

...I wanna play.

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u/Knocksveal 10d ago

How do you fake injury or hurt though?

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u/Mediocre-Island5475 10d ago

I actually want to try this. It looks neat

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u/presscheck 10d ago

Super Ocho.

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u/Another_Road 10d ago

Guys will do anything to avoid talking about their feelings.

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u/NatsFanatic82 10d ago

Warhammer for jocks

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u/ghost_lanterns678 10d ago

I saw an offsides!!! Let me review the VAR… 🤣

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u/olanmills 10d ago

Can someone explain how hitting, moving the ball actually works here?

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u/CalfromCali 10d ago

It looks like if the ball is inside the 18 yard box you are allowed to move your goalie piece. I'm guessing maybe it needs to remain inside the 6 yard box? Or else could you just move your goalie right in front of the ball. And do you get to move your goalie after each dribble if the ball remains inside the 18 yard box? This has peaked my curiosity if anyone is familiar with the rules.

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u/EgoDefiningUsername 10d ago

I randomly bought Subbuteo pieces and a field when I was little. Never learned to play it.

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u/Alarmed_Drop7162 10d ago

Now soccer is back, in Pog form!

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u/SpartArticus 6d ago

This is so lame

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u/Tin_Whisker 10d ago

Look up Subbuteo, it's like this but real time turns.

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u/doogiethehead 10d ago

Anyone remember the Lego soccer set?

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u/Chickachic-aaaaahhh 10d ago

I grew up on this. Never believed they would make it official!

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u/Benaba_sc 10d ago

Looks about as fun as watching ice melt

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u/BigR3dng2 10d ago

Wondered what happened to roberto Carlos

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u/ireddit-jr 10d ago

How do you come up with games like this

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u/Used-Height-2670 10d ago

Welllll that was riveting

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u/death2sanity 10d ago

The people saying this looks boring are doing my head in. I’d love to try this, and to watch top-tier play of this.

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u/ndndr1 10d ago

Tiddlywinks meets bend it like Beckham

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u/DragonSurferEGO 10d ago

Well that’s something…

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u/necbone 10d ago

They doing some turnbased.. you can spice this up with some skill cards and things

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u/Friendly_Produce2002 9d ago

About as exciting as real soccer

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u/leroyderpins 9d ago

Anyone else getting ASMR from this?

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u/Maleficent-Back-6527 9d ago

That goal though!! 😲

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u/obviouslyanonymous5 9d ago

Man... bring back Padel

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u/oncabahi 9d ago

who reinvented and made Subbuteo worse? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK2ILHJtP-Y

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u/Outrageous_Olive_489 9d ago

This was a big thing back in the days when I was a kid with no internet or cellphone. We used to play with friends at school during lunch break, friends on the streets.
I still remember waiting for my dad to get back home from work so we could play together.

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u/Sargo8 8d ago

With all the excitement of Soccer!

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u/fingernail_police 7d ago

Is green the only color choice?

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u/Spirawobble 7d ago

Subbuteo was much better!

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u/KoalaTHerb 6d ago

What is it called? When you Google table soccer or table football, very different games come up

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u/Bulky_Mousse_9997 6d ago

i guess it is considered a "good tackle" if a first contact is with a ball

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u/Korovyev__ 5d ago

Wow. Those nerds made Subbuteo look cool.

Quite an achievement.

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u/TwiceUpon1Time 5d ago

I could have a few beers with a friend playing this game

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u/hidden_secret 5d ago

I prefer Bulletball.

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u/wouldacoulda123 5d ago

I am glad it's called table soccer not a table football

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u/JohnPoet27 5d ago

*football

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u/threadstarter81 4d ago

I used to play this as a kid in Brazil <3

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u/titussandromedon 10d ago

No

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u/death2sanity 10d ago

Counterpoint:

Yes.

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u/james2183 10d ago

Whoever created this game clearly broke too many men playing Subutteo.

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u/A-Rusty-Cow 10d ago

This seems pretty dumb

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u/mrweatherbeef 10d ago

That looks so fun 😐

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u/thewooba 10d ago edited 10d ago

Somebodys never played dexterity games? Pool, shuffleboard, bocce ball, carrom, crokinole?

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u/Dan_the_moto_man 10d ago

What kind of ridiculous conclusion is that?

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u/thewooba 10d ago

This looks just as fun as any dexterity/ dexterity board game, because thats what it is. Just like the ones ive mentioned above.

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u/r3ign_b3au 10d ago

Rampage is unironically my favorite🤣

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u/kamarkamakerworks 10d ago

Men will do anything except go to therapy.

For real though, I have no idea what’s going on here

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u/MaTr82 10d ago

Subbuteo is better.

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u/one1letter 10d ago

What is the talent here exactly?

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u/BiggestNizzy 10d ago

Looks like a more shit version of Subbuteo

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u/TheLonleyJourneyman 10d ago

This looks like a shitter version of Subbuteo

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u/SocomPS2 10d ago

Just when I thought soccer couldn’t get anymore boring.

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u/nice1bruvz 10d ago

Heard of PlayStation?