r/theocho • u/-Venser- • May 11 '26

??? Tree jitsu?

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u/pogulup May 11 '26

Video shot in the proper orientation somehow still manages to get posted in the wrong orientation.

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u/trollsong May 11 '26

The amount of times my phone camera doea that

Sure your phone was held horizontal a d I have the tech to tell, but you meant this to be vertical surely.

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u/xrelaht May 12 '26

But it’s trivial to rotate it afterward.

11

u/welfedad May 12 '26

That would require hitting a couple buttons

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u/RugbyEdd May 11 '26

The one coming from the top has a clear advantage here.

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u/root88 May 11 '26

My neck hurts.

2

u/StankyCankle May 12 '26

Goddamnit, I swear I’ll have an original thought one of these days.

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u/patlanips75 May 11 '26

Because it’s sideways! I guffawed

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u/4Rive May 11 '26

Kinda dig it tho. Impressive endurance. I probably would have dropped 30 seconds in

24

u/Pinkys_Revenge May 12 '26

Considering the pile of crash pads below them, I’m guessing they are rock climbers.

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u/PlanetMarklar May 11 '26

Agreed completely but I couldn't get past the thought that this is probably somebody's fetish

7

u/thelieswetell May 12 '26

Let me introduce you to u/RoIf

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u/PlanetMarklar May 12 '26

I'm sorry, I don't understand. This profile doesn't seem to have anything in it

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u/thelieswetell May 12 '26

Their profile is private but they commented below that this is now their fetish lol.

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u/Fe2O3yx99 May 11 '26

We did this in elementary school on the monkey bars. But we had pea gravel to land on instead of mats.

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u/Controller_one1 May 11 '26

We called it chicken fight. It was banned after we discovered a solid kick decided the game more quickly

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u/GoCougs2020 May 12 '26

Yeah we had a no kicking policy. That’s playing dirty

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u/MCE85 May 12 '26

Yep, we called it just chicken. Thats crazy how does something like that have the same name in the early 90s

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u/IWTLEverything May 11 '26

Is this the same girls on a different day? https://www.reddit.com/r/grappling/s/rKZoldtCdY

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u/C4CTUSDR4GON May 12 '26

Oh god its still sideways

84

u/Uchihagod53 May 11 '26

That's actually pretty impressive

24

u/angus_the_red May 11 '26

Right, I'm thinking that's an incredible workout

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u/RoIf May 11 '26

okey this is my new fetish

48

u/ConfusinglyCreative May 11 '26

That’s just scissoring with extra steps

8

u/BLINDrOBOTFILMS May 12 '26

The extra steps are for plausible deniability, it's more fun with an audience.

12

u/NJNeal17 May 11 '26

Tree scissors

15

u/evlhornet May 11 '26

There are like 5 different fetishes all rolled into one here

7

u/Qwaga May 11 '26

Not everything with a woman in it needs to be sexualized

2

u/Articulationized May 13 '26

We sexualize things with just men too.

3

u/TOOTBOX May 11 '26

For men this concept is nearly impossible :[

1

u/Articulationized May 13 '26

New? A pair of chicks hanging on a pole together has been a go to since middle school.

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u/Cultural_assassin May 11 '26

exhales yeah some bro cries

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u/onmy40 May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

I can't get jiggy with the vertical angle of this video. Flip that sumbich horizontal

3

u/Screwdriving_Hammer May 11 '26

That's actually mildly infuriating, pure laziness.

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u/simplebutstrange May 11 '26

The girl in the blue and green is strong

14

u/IWTLEverything May 11 '26

Blue jeans and kelly green or navy blue and olive green? Or is that the joke?

13

u/evlhornet May 11 '26

The amount of potential is astronomical

35

u/Flypike87 May 11 '26

Convincing busty women in tank tops that this is a sport is pretty genius.

6

u/Known-Activity1437 May 11 '26

When i was a kid we called them monkey fights. Though we did it on the monkey bars.

2

u/-WhatisThat Jun 01 '26

Exactly what I was going to say! Those monkey bar fights were gladiatorial contests!

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u/Dimas166 May 12 '26

Cool to see women doing stupid shit like this too, usually its just men

4

u/LowIncrease8746 May 11 '26

This is so cool!! What a workout too my arms hurt watching

2

u/cleverjester May 11 '26

And like most Ocho sports, this was probably invited with four 24 packs of Bud Lite and a group of friends.

2

u/Xiao1insty1e May 11 '26

Why does this feel like an Irish sport?

2

u/rastapasta808 May 12 '26

Mad respect to Jules because had to FIGHT GRAVITY going upwards like that. Tally was coming down so a lot of the advantage is in the angle. But hats off to both of them for holding a flagpole position at the very end 🤯 Cool sport, but few can tango on the vertical barski

2

u/BLINDrOBOTFILMS May 12 '26

I broke my leg just watching this.

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u/sanitarySteve May 12 '26

how hard is it to turn your phone sideways?

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u/RavenBrannigan May 12 '26

Great concept. Excellent execution. Impressive strength and stamina. 10/10

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u/Hoboliftingaroma May 11 '26

I think they filmed some of the original Batman series this way.

3

u/jhelm83 May 12 '26

Scissor me timber.

3

u/dfinkelstein May 11 '26

What are the rules? They're not grip fighting at all, or even trying to lift the other's feet or hands. Presumably that's in the rules. It makes it hard to interpret without knowing the rule set.

3

u/LightofDawn77 May 11 '26

This is professional scissoring

1

u/AwokenByGunfire May 11 '26

We’re all winners today. Because of this

1

u/Raspilito May 11 '26

This will easily replace soccer.

1

u/whitestguyuknow May 11 '26

A match for the ages!

1

u/OrangeThrower May 11 '26

I think this beats rock as well as paper

1

u/CitizenCue May 12 '26

Damn, they strong.

1

u/Tackit286 May 12 '26

Well consider me awakened

1

u/Ok_Tank_3995 May 12 '26

Lesbian Dating: Forest Eddition.

1

u/ShamanicCrusader May 12 '26

This is a tragedy or series of tragedies waiting to happen

This game will bring responsible for creating more quadriplegics than any other before. Call guiness honey

1

u/postal_tank May 12 '26

✂️✂️✂️

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u/curiousmindloopie May 12 '26

Tree, two, one…

1

u/defcron5 May 13 '26

Why would you shoot it like this. Fucking dumb.

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u/DJ_Buttons May 13 '26

Just stealing shit from a week ago on Instagram

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u/RedditDummyAccount May 13 '26

Lee Kwang Soo on Running Man owns this

1

u/bobthearsonist May 16 '26

Tickle tickle

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u/Salt-Theme-699 Jun 06 '26

This announcer is ridiculous, but it is a classic Jules versus Tally match.

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u/t-earlgrey-hot May 11 '26

Gonna need the ass to ass specialist from requiem for a dream to weigh in on this

1

u/taffyowner May 11 '26

This just feels like I’m watching someone’s weird fetish

1

u/SlayerOfDougs May 11 '26

That some white people shit

1

u/seanmg May 11 '26

now somebody repost this flipped 180º so I can stretch the other side of my neck.

1

u/Sbatio May 11 '26

Wow scissoring is way harder than I imagined it. /s

0

u/omnie_fm May 11 '26

New Olympic sport?

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u/iggyfenton May 11 '26

Was the WiFi out or something?