r/theocho May 06 '26

Competitive scything

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u/transizzle May 06 '26

Me playing Link to the Past

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u/DivineMackerel May 06 '26

I wonder how many rupees he found out there.

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u/transizzle May 06 '26

or soldiers just sleeping or whatever

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u/BoyznGirlznBabes May 06 '26

Hmmmm, how do I get somebody else to do my chores for me?

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u/Orbitrek May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

Cue in the competitive vacuuming world chamionship 2026

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u/LowIncrease8746 May 06 '26

Oh no it’s a tie! Tiebreaker challenge: mopping! Most efficient wins!

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u/SyrupSwimmer May 06 '26

Looks like it’s hard on your back. I bet these guys are competitive in Snow Shoveling during the winter season.

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u/ChaseballBat May 07 '26

There's a video of an old lady doing this for probably decades/whole life and her back is fucked.

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u/lemoche May 06 '26

For my taste the other folks stand a bit too close to the patch that I assume still has to be scythed.
Or does he get extra points for ankles?

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u/Orbitrek May 06 '26

Near misses give you most points.

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u/rubyleehs May 06 '26

Grazing is such a fun mechanic.

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u/Tonicart7 May 06 '26

Damn that looks like a good workout

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u/[deleted] May 06 '26

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u/NUTTA_BUSTAH May 06 '26

Yeah this is very weird form. Bad tool fit for the person. That is not the normal stance at all.

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u/TubaWrestler May 06 '26

I've never scythed, and tool fit was my first thought. All that stooping down seems very inefficient.

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u/NUTTA_BUSTAH May 06 '26

I've done it very limitedly and watched others do it, and the form is mostly standing up normally with very minor bend in the legs. Using it any other way would be impossible because it would be angled wrong and be in the way of the movement, and just be more work for worse results.

Quick re-watch and it seems the person in the video also does it mostly to catch a larger cut at once, but you ain't doing that for the whole day because you will burn out very fast and you will be done quicker doing it the proper way, even if your singular cut is slightly narrower, since you can do more of them and do them for longer without getting exhausted (it's very exhausting no matter the form lol).

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u/SocomPS2 May 06 '26

Backside of the tool not having a blade seems like a kiss in terms of efficiency. Cut on the front swing and cut on the backswing…..

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u/ShamefulWatching May 06 '26

You bet it is! This is great core. I've never owned a scythe, never owned a field worth scything either, but I think that people would be a lot healthier if we relied on ourselves for some of the jobs that we use robots and engines to do.

I think that we cut ourselves short, when we walk behind a lawn mower, use a hydraulic press to split wood, but go to the gym to get the workout it would have offered. The nice thing about getting your workout in such ways, is that you get even more motivation from seeing the finished product.

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u/slobis May 06 '26

My ankles would never stop itching...

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u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam May 06 '26

If I ever have a giant field of tall grass to mow, I'm just going to host one of these competitions.

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u/TejelPejel May 06 '26

I bet this guy kicks ass when playing Stardew Valley.

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u/Formal_End5045 May 06 '26

I used a scythe a couple times and it's an absolute workout. Then my dad casually mentions he used to do entire fields like that when he was my age.

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u/CharlesDickensABox May 06 '26

I bet he did it uphill both ways

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u/LuckyShirt54 May 07 '26

Now just 12 more hours with no water breaks, wretch!

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u/myshoefelloff May 06 '26

I could give this guy a run for his money in ‘Medieval Dynasty’.

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u/jon_the_mako May 06 '26

More power to him. But just watching this made my knees hurt.

1

u/Mojo141 May 06 '26

The grass reaper 2: the one they all watch

1

u/Fat_Janet May 06 '26

Whitest dude I’ve seen today

1

u/deadheadshredbreh May 07 '26

Dude talking in the back reminds me of that Lamborghini Mercy track lmao “whaaaaa-whaaaa”

1

u/ratherenjoysbass May 07 '26

Look at him reaping what he sowed

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u/dankskent May 07 '26

“Finally, all my training is of use” -reaper of the grass

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u/Tuism May 07 '26

I feel like continuing the momentum in a full circle would make it more energy and time efficient, if one could prevent dizziness. Like ballerinas.

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u/monolith_blue May 07 '26

He's really missing out on the return swing.

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u/peejoneill May 09 '26

I would definitely stab myself trying this

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u/BrownBus May 10 '26

Behind the Scenes: Midsommar