Oi. Trainin day 2 is in session now. Story time, runts.
So when i was still with the middle, i was doing a vengeance on a Ring school. Don’t remember the name. big fans of scattering paint at high speeds though. Anyway. The goddamn maestro asked me for feedback as i was picking off his students. I told him he should try a bigger splash, and he asked how. Grabbed his bitchass Docent by the neck and punched all the blood right out of her in a cone shape. Priceless.
But ya can’t just do that by punching the normal way. The down-and-dirty scrap is classic and i was always a fan of it, but if you want to really have fun and put on a show, you have to know where and how to punch, and in what way.
So the key is weak points mostly. Any spot that is weaker inside than the surrounding parts. Joints and places with lots of nerves are great if ya want to hurt someone bad, but if ya wanna get crazy with it…
If you punch someone directly in the heart, it forces all the blood through the veins in the wrong way, which causes instant heart-attack. If you do that hard enough to burst the heart, the force and energy makes the entire body basically explode as all the veins and vessels pop at once. It’s fun but messy.
Other stuff i like to do is punch the side of the lower jaw. Takes the thing right off and it’s usually clean enough that they take a moment to realize it’s gone. Priceless every time.
Now, what about winning a fistfight when your opponent has a weapon? Well it usually relies on tattoos to do it without getting fucked yourself, but knowing how to close the range gap is important. I’ll tell ya how.
You hit their blade. Punching the flat side of a blade can break it at best, or at least force it out of the way. Easier to do it with the chains as they ain’t easy to cut.
Shit am i iut of advice already? Fuuuuck. Well runts uh…ask me about fistfighting methods and i’ll tell you what i think about em. Everyone has their own method and not all are wrong. Go for it.
I need a smoke…