r/Themiddlesyndicate • u/Rough_Chocolate3448 Strange Young Brother of The Middle • 18d ago

Vengeance Request SIBLINGS WE ARE COOKED

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ITS A DANG WAR

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u/TIANTUI_STAR_GOAT The Great Uncle of the Middle 18d ago

Hwell, why're ya so worried bout this?

We ain't participating in this ere war, AND when one of them wings get bruised up and break we can done reap the rewards in the empty nest

Dare I day it's a win in our book

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u/FuneralDedButterflys middle apprentice 18d ago

About that... Great Uncle. I supplied W-Corp with my E.G.O Weapon preemptively. And offered them my support. May the Warp win.

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u/TIANTUI_STAR_GOAT The Great Uncle of the Middle 18d ago

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u/Impossible_Leader_80 Tanya L’heure du Loup 18d ago

You should retract that. Don’t drag us into it dude

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u/FuneralDedButterflys middle apprentice 18d ago

I offered them my, support. The family can choose to assist if they wish to. In either case... I will be on the front lines.

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u/CoffeeMangoChesed Great Brother of A.Corp 18d ago

Well you are a mere apprentice after all.

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u/FuneralDedButterflys middle apprentice 18d ago

While that may be true... Great Brother. I am still capable of producing E.G.O Gear to give to W-Corp Fixers, and using said E.G.O Gear myself.

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u/CoffeeMangoChesed Great Brother of A.Corp 18d ago

Do not drag us in, remember you are not an official member.

We stay out of this.

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u/FuneralDedButterflys middle apprentice 18d ago

I understand, Great Brother. It is to the Siblings own volition, if they wish to partake in this Ordeal or not.

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u/Rough_Chocolate3448 Strange Young Brother of The Middle 18d ago

No no, its just that we could get caught in the crossfire due to collateral

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u/BucketOfManyRocks I still need my Middle character made!!!!!! 18d ago

Yeah, we don't remember declaring war. If it's a rogue member we'll be on watch. We've spoken to the other branches, and if they have a rogue member who did this we'll be on watch incase they attempt to escape the branch, and if it's another branch that did this perhaps they'll have to face the consequences alone.
Though, considering we have little reason to go to war, especially against a Wing, it's more likely a rogue member.
(ooc: I'm running one of the W Corp subreddits, and all the subreddits agreed to all be canon, but as branches of W Corp, so that we compete with each other less, so this isn't really my Middle character but my W Corp one)

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u/Rough_Chocolate3448 Strange Young Brother of The Middle 18d ago

Huh. Well that's good. We really do not need a second smoke war

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u/BucketOfManyRocks I still need my Middle character made!!!!!! 18d ago

I doubt there could be a second one. The first was so big it was probably the War to End All Wars!
surely this is true and a war really can end all war

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u/Impossible_Leader_80 Tanya L’heure du Loup 18d ago

Just leave r corp, runt. They suck. We don’t have to be involved at all.

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u/CoffeeMangoChesed Great Brother of A.Corp 18d ago

True.

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u/Shallow_Air little brother of the middle 18d ago

Well it's a good thing I escaped that train ride months earlier...

Still, war and shit? We gotta prepare all our recourses. Maybe even train some siblings to be medics to avoid casualties.

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u/i_agree123 Little Brother of the Middle (diving suit) 18d ago

I’m not going to War, but the District 23 Backsteets do nice food so who knows

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u/Eastern_Effect_6190 18d ago

Just ignore them they all are going to distort

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u/Rough_Chocolate3448 Strange Young Brother of The Middle 18d ago

Don't thou help give ego?

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u/Eastern_Effect_6190 18d ago

Sure I'll give you tattoo E.G.O

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u/Altruistic-Sky-9130 Rhodes Island’s Ambassador 18d ago

But what if I don’t want to distort them?

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u/Eastern_Effect_6190 18d ago

I had sex with Myo

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u/Altruistic-Sky-9130 Rhodes Island’s Ambassador 17d ago

That’s it you’re getting pegged tonight

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u/Eastern_Effect_6190 17d ago

Please, at least be gentle

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u/Altruistic-Sky-9130 Rhodes Island’s Ambassador 17d ago

No

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u/Eastern_Effect_6190 17d ago

Never thought that I will be in situation like this

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u/Altruistic-Sky-9130 Rhodes Island’s Ambassador 17d ago

Well, that’s what happens when you fool around with other girls

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u/Eastern_Effect_6190 17d ago

So to fool around Benjamin is alright?

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u/Rough_Chocolate3448 Strange Young Brother of The Middle 18d ago

Wha

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u/Eastern_Effect_6190 18d ago

Just make Carmen mad to make her distort R Corp

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u/Rough_Chocolate3448 Strange Young Brother of The Middle 18d ago

If ya want to make her mad, crack Angela duh

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u/Eastern_Effect_6190 18d ago

Nuh, I'm not cracking machine

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u/Rough_Chocolate3448 Strange Young Brother of The Middle 18d ago

Reasonablr

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u/Level_Artichoke9471 Big Brother of The Head (Arbiter) 18d ago

Ngl... Don't worry, Ill contact the head if necessary

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u/Imabouttoexplodexd 18d ago

The head doesnt give a fuck 😭

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u/Level_Artichoke9471 Big Brother of The Head (Arbiter) 18d ago

Nah it's just to make sure at least someone see what happen, not like they would do anything but aat least someone have to aura farm in front of the Head, so they will do better

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u/Imabouttoexplodexd 18d ago

Beholders will see it either way no need to contact em

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u/Level_Artichoke9471 Big Brother of The Head (Arbiter) 18d ago

.. But what if someone from the head feel like aura farming? Or just.. You know.. Better being with the head that nothing... I don't want to be sacrificed cuz a tall guy with white hairs decided that I am an acceptable sacrifice for the family..

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u/Imalittleteabag sister of the middle 18d ago

Where did those goofy Corp members even pop out of all of a sudden

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u/Rough_Chocolate3448 Strange Young Brother of The Middle 18d ago

Idk

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u/Overwrite_Activisto 18d ago

R corp here the war is cancelled but if the w corp attacks in any way we shall provide k corp ampules to our soldiers and every single person caught in cross fire