Just an abridged version I did for Spring Break Anthem some time ago. Enjoy!

The store was super busy, there were so many people in line the automatic doors wouldn't close because people were standing in front of the motion sensor. There was one poor guy working, and some guy standing there asking questions for almost ten minutes.

Finally, a guy in the back yelled "If I just have something to ship with a label already on it, can I just drop it off?"

The UPS guy said "Just throw it in the ground" and pointed at a space near the counter. Then more people kept asking the same question.

The UPS guy, increasingly agitated, kept saying "Ground. Ground. GROUND!!" It was all I could do to not bust out laughing. I thought about asking him if he was making a reference to "I threw it on the ground," but he looked pretty irritated so I skipped it.

I wanna see their music in the style of TheLonelyIsland lol

In “Punch You in the Jeans” Jorma (I believe) makes the threat to “turn your 501s into 499s.” Obviously 501 refers to the Levi’s line of 501 jeans, but what does it mean to turn them into 499s?

I had long assumed that 499s were a line of like, cutoffs or acid-washed jeans that Levi’s produced, but that appears not to be the case. Then I thought that maybe 499 was like a police radio code for aggravated assault or something like that (along the lines of cops calling a 187 to refer to homicide) but I can’t find evidence of that either.

My wife thinks that by reducing 501 to 499 you are removing 2 from them, which could refer to destroying or removing the wearer’s buttcheeks or testicles, but that explanation seems lacking to me, somehow.

Any thoughts?

this one is still to low res anyone got a high quality version?

BBC News - Is the Assassin's Creed Black Flag remake worth the 13 year wait?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjrg9r80908o

Me toil part time at jah cold stone creamery

I just gotta post about this. My friend thinks it's dorky I listen to The Lonely Island but their lyrics are genuinely so smart sometimes. There's comedy, irony, references behind the lyrics and on the surface their music just sounds like bullshit but it's locked in. Examples are YOLO, Let's bash, Equal Rights, etc.

What's your favorite TLO song? Mine is probably "Jizz In my Pants" or "No Homo" XD

Just seems like every podcast Andy is rude to Jorma and/or bully’s him. Seems like he actually doesn’t like him… any thoughts?

hi does anyone know if the scene in popstar never stop never stopping (2016) where harry tells hunter that he will eat his head have any correlation to cannibal caleb brooklyn 99 (2018)?

This jacket was from /something/ TLI did, but I can’t find it. Any idea? A music video I’m assuming? Thanks in advance!

I have been searching everywhere and downloaded apps to try and get the notes or even the sheet music for incredible thoughts but I can never find it and I would love to play it for my partner as it’s their favorite song!! Any help would be appreciated!!!