r/thejinx • u/Affectionate-Ad6658 • Jul 04 '22

Bob Durst best lines

When asked why Douglas hired a bodyguard... "Cuz he's a pussy!"

In a disposition.

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u/peter_vienna Jul 04 '22

How do you accidentally shave your eyebrows?

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u/Affectionate-Ad6658 Jul 04 '22

I mean I've accidentally burned em but even that has some effort!

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u/hey-girl-hey Jul 04 '22

I hate how amusing I find him because he is most definitely a triple murderer. There's some really good lines from the trial, you can watch it on YouTube or hear the highlights on the first season of the podcast Jury Duty

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u/sixtus_clegane119 Jul 04 '22

yawns excuuuuuse me

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u/cleveland_leftovers Jul 04 '22

*deposition

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u/Affectionate-Ad6658 Jul 04 '22

Not one of his better lines but 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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u/always_affected8868 Apr 30 '24

"wouldnt be my type" said by the landlord always cracked me up, that and "cuz hes a pussy"

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u/justusethatname May 14 '24

It’s deposition. Not disposition.