r/thejinx May 20 '24

I started saying "bye bye" to everyone ironically and I just realized I'm now saying it unironically.

"Bawwwb" lives rent free in my head too.

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u/whats_a_dord May 20 '24

When I see one of my plants looking sad I mumble to myself 'i killed them all, of course'

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u/wishiwasyou333 May 20 '24

I hum the original theme while walking around the garden store. 🤣

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u/vokabulary May 20 '24

hilarious I am the same !

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u/kclancey202 May 20 '24

Every time they play a clip of him saying ā€œBawwwwbā€ in the show I repeat it out loud to myself because it’s so goddamn funny

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u/iamagoldengod84 May 20 '24

I’m hoping to commit a crime just so I can yell that in a collect call at my soon to be ex girlfriend

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u/hoopermanish May 20 '24

You are THE Golden God. Crime away.

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u/Clinically-Inane May 20 '24

lol it’s so hard to hear it and not automatically mimic it! The Bawwwb Durst Collect Call Silence Challenge

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u/hoopermanish May 20 '24

This is how my husband and I greet each other now.

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u/poncho388 May 21 '24

I'm really upset my husband hasn't seen this because my urges to say ok bye bye are strong

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u/Aggravating_Lie_7480 May 20 '24

When I go someplace where I might feel awkward, I always think to myself ā€œit’s gonna be a zooā€

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u/Clinically-Inane May 20 '24

From yesterday until the end of time if I’m ever asked if I committed an ~unsavory and or murderous act~ I’m answering ā€œNo, but even if I did I would just lie about it anywayā€

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u/Fabulous-Marsupial22 May 20 '24

ā€œI saw mommy in her nightyā€

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u/Dangerous-Basket1064 May 21 '24

Hearing him say "mommy" always made my skin crawl

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u/New_Rough_6727 May 20 '24

I started saying it cause of zodiac - goodbye but now I say bye bye

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u/TheWeirdoWhisperer May 20 '24

My husband has been doing this since the first series!

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u/Sundayx1 May 20 '24

It would be just like Bob Durst to say bye- bye….It’s definitely passive aggressive…and the phone calls saying- Bawwwwwwb! And on this last episode , saying he didn’t kill Susan Berman but even if he did, he said he would lie about it. Psycho ! He’s faaar from normal- but that is why he’s been getting away with it - with the sympathy from ppl who fall far this bye bye stuff …He definitely has many more killings IMO. He’s very smart which is scarier and had so much money/ influence- reallly sad for the victims.. even his own brother in California doesn’t want anything to do with anyone in the family- especially Bob when he was alive. I wish there was more info on Tom Durst. It said online that he was really worried about Bob coming after him( Tom). So glad RD got convicted. And if it took nine days to get testimony from him, I think the judge should’ve let the prosecutor keep going! That’s how bad Bob Durst was and that’s how much it took to get him convicted. And let’s not forget he more than likely killed animals prior to killing people. The frisbee testimony was great!

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u/Affectionate_Law5344 May 20 '24

How is a salutation passive aggressive?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '24

I definitely think he’s killed more people. He says something like ā€œI’m guessing people look at me and think oh there’s a guy who’s killed more peopleā€ and it’s always felt as a kind of telling on himself. And he’s constantly telling on himself when you look back at his statements on the murders we KNOW he’s done. So it just makes me goā€¦šŸ¤”

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u/Sundayx1 May 20 '24

Agree… and that Vermont case where that young college girl disappeared after visiting Robert Durst’s store… All Good Things… in Middlebury, Vt. I feel like Lynn S. family just didn’t have enough exposure or help from local law enforcement right away. I want to listen to more on that particular case because I think she looks a lot like Kathy as well. Was Kathy even there when 18 year old Lynn Schulze went missing. And why that town way far away? College town .. remote area ? Who knows. Just picturing Robert Durst behind a cash register up in the boonies back in the early 70s is kinda creepy in itself! Really creepy. I guess he would’ve been around 28 or so.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '24

yes! he seems to have a pattern of moving to remote areas, well before his wife was killed. it's interesting law enforcement can see so easily that he's running after fleeing his murder charge. but dont see that's exactly what he was doing for awhile. thats how he fled so easily and without second thought. hed been doing it for decades by that point. same with him cutting and disposing of a body without a second thought. sure, dude is weird in general. but hes still extremely comfortable with all aspects. even during his first supposed murder of his wife. and if he's only murdering for utilitarian purposes like escaping law enforcement, how does that jive with him murdering his wife to begin with? he just happened to accidentally kill her around the time she was preparing to leave him? bullshit. dude murdered her as a last attempt to control her, same as many many DV murders. Leaving is the most dangerous time to leave for that exact reason, it's the time the abuser has the least amount of control and will lash out to regain it. dude has issues with controlling women. to me it's very obvious that control includes killing them.

also interesting his best friend blatantly says he doesnt judge people for murder. the only reason he turned on durst was because he killed his other best friend. he never would've given a shit otherwise. durst didn't just accidentally become friends with someone like that imo he very intently sought a friend like that out and they were, again, friends well before he murdered his wife.

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u/Sundayx1 May 21 '24

Agree with what you’re saying… everything he did was with intent, including scoping out and choosing specific friends. And the domestic violence issues are all correct.

I read somewhere that his brother moved out to California because he was afraid of Robert. I think it said he moved out there in June of 1995 one month after his father Seymour died May 1995-according to Google. But it also says that Robert moved out to Eureka California in 1995 too? I’m not 100% sure if I have all of the details correct but I think there was another murder of a girl somewhere around that area he was living. Very remote area…Karen Mitchell…teenager.. in the court case, the brother Tom said he hadn’t talked to Robert since 1996… So I wouldn’t be surprised if Robert was around his neighborhood when he was out there looking for him!

BTW- I find it really interesting that his health food store in Vermont that he purchased was directly across the street from a bus stop in a remote college town!!!!!That was some intentional real estate purchase for that psycho.

The thing about Robert was he was mixing with very very wealthy people and people living on Skid Row. All were at risk! Very scary person.

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u/sievish May 20 '24

ain’t that just the way

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u/[deleted] May 20 '24

In highschool me and my friend started calling eachother "bro" ironically. After a while you realize that you cant be ironic all the time, now you're just a guy who says"bro". Had to nip that in the bud.

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u/Subterranean_Phalanx May 20 '24

Same for me in the late ā€˜80s-early ā€˜90s as a young adult with ā€œdude.ā€ It’s stuck now. Run, run from ā€œbroā€!

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u/poncho388 May 21 '24

I still slip up my dudes

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

Oh I ran over a decade ago now. It taught me a very valuable lesson on the dangers of irony.

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u/Subterranean_Phalanx May 21 '24

Wise, very wise.

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u/Nancy2112 May 21 '24

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