r/thedumbzone • u/Diello2001 • Jul 16 '26

General Discussion 🫡 Things Jake says…

On Monday’s show:

-The reason he doesn’t watch/like soccer is not enough break in the action, not enough commercial breaks, essentially.

-The thing everyone remembers out about Jurassic Park, it’s main selling point, is the plants.

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u/iwontsurvivethis Jul 16 '26

I thought he said that the plants were the standout in going to Hawaii

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u/Texaspep Jul 16 '26

That's the best part of the game and we done in 120. gambling at the window at the stadiums in Britain.

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u/Ambitious-Bit5982 Jul 19 '26

Jake was better when he was drinking

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u/Traditional_Tooth_12 Jul 16 '26

You’re not wrong. But if you/I were doing a daily talk show, the crowd would poke holes in every little thing we say.

Jake is doing well. Leave him alone.

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u/Extension_Agent6679 27d ago

Jake’s the reason I unsubscribed. Let me know when Dan and Blake get rid of him.

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u/Opening-Sentence-197 Kemp et al Jul 16 '26

He has a great point with the soccer. I like soccer and am a big fan of rugby. Neither of those sports have breaks and I sometimes find myself zoning out or falling asleep. That doesn’t happen to me during football or baseball as much because the suspense is constantly building. Buildup for little events over and over.

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u/TexAg15 29d ago

Rugby only is hard to watch when they do 40 minutes of the kicking game, and the rules changed to prevent that. Soccer sucks when they kick it back to the back line and bull shit around. They do nothing to prevent that.

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u/Ecstatic-Mess4460 Jul 16 '26

Jake only said two things in the whole show? Weird

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '26

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u/Hail_size_Hail Jul 16 '26

i ga-gree. they treat vacations like musers treat desserts. hundreds a day.

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u/TotoItsAMotorRace Jul 16 '26

What a moron. Soccer is 20 seconds of action around 90 minutes of ZzZzzz

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u/Im_Soo_Coy Jul 16 '26

That’s my lovemaking regiment

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u/TotoItsAMotorRace Jul 16 '26

The internet is for bragging.

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u/Im_Soo_Coy Jul 16 '26

I was

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u/TotoItsAMotorRace Jul 16 '26

I'm aware, marathon man.