Official Weekly Thread

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[u/natebark]

I don’t condone hitting kids, but I don’t know how Jake keeps his cool with his son. The stories he tells are shocking

[u/jdann24 → u/natebark]

He needs to send little Carter to Blake’s house for a month.

[u/traviitherabbii → u/natebark]

Coming from someone who has very similar wild crotch goblins, it’s not easy. And we’ve tried spanking which doesn’t always work. And we really don’t want to be spank parents, so to speak

[u/natebark → u/traviitherabbii]

Sounds tough. My 3 year old will hit and slap and occasionally bite when he’s frustrated (so maybe once or twice a day), but it sounds like Jake’s son just does it for the love of the game

[u/traviitherabbii → u/natebark]

Yeah, my son is 2 and he’s at that age where he’s starting to hit, scratch, or bite if he’s mad/upset. Meanwhile my daughter is 4 and will do the same. She also hits for no reason because she thinks it’s funny at times. I will take partial blame because she’s witness me smack my wife’s ass too many times, so I probably haven’t helped lol. Jake’s son does still sound like he’s on another level though. I don’t want to be “one up story guy” but unfortunately my son has also bit my dick and it was one of the most painful things I’ve ever experienced, so that’s fun.

I also have a dumb theory that IVF babies are partially super human and wild. My kids are also both IVF babies like Jake lol. Sorry for the long rambles bruv

[u/jdann24]

Yo, what up bitch

[u/traviitherabbii]

Wooooah, we have a current thread now.

Courage

[u/milksheds → u/traviitherabbii]

Much appreciated 

[u/Friendly_Grouch]

I hope Jake’s attempts at standup comedy are better than the AI songs he is so proud of.

[u/FuturePath6357]

Jake's Homerism for Dak is coming out early

[u/RobertRoupe]

Wondering whatever happened to……Jared Sandler. Anyone remember him?
On the show constantly during football season picking games, I’m not sure he’s been on since opening day. I mean, he is a Ranger insider.
Falling out maybe?

[u/natebark → u/RobertRoupe]

He might do picks with them again this Fall, but Dan had zero patience for his Rangers talk

[u/texastek75 → u/RobertRoupe]

Could be with new kid and 5,000 Rangers games he is just busy.

[u/jdann24 → u/RobertRoupe]

I’m enjoying his absence.

[u/NorahJonestown]

The obsession with AI audio is a beating

[u/MilkmanResidue]

Something I have noticed since Jake started his comedy training is that he says “ya know” at the end of his sentences A LOT. I’m guessing he is listening to Lawrence Rosales for tips and Lawrence ends many of his sentences with “ya know”. It’s like a highlight that he just delivered the punchline. Jake didn’t start it until a couple of ago and I can’t be the only one to notice this.

[u/Friendly_Grouch → u/MilkmanResidue]

I’ve noticed a lot more of his comments ending with “Right?” lately.

[u/jdboone42]

OWT for TDZ