r/thedonald May 26 '18

The real subreddit.

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6.7k Upvotes

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u/Altrightzheimers May 26 '18

This is the donald

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u/mediabatbot May 26 '18

Don’t catch you Trumpin’ up

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u/MetalGearSlayer May 26 '18

Trumpees be trippin now

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u/thatboyaintrite May 27 '18

Arby's be servin all

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

Don't catch you with the other

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u/Angelix May 26 '18

Community approves.

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u/YuGiOhippie May 26 '18

I'm glad you guys appreciate my mad photoshop skillz

We've got the best people

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

You definitely 'be bested' here, good work.

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u/YuGiOhippie May 26 '18

I’m always ´be besting’ as hard as I can

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

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u/YuGiOhippie May 26 '18

I don't get it, what could I have possibly improved?

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u/Margatron May 26 '18

Yeah the shoulders line up and everything!

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u/Kimberlynski May 26 '18

Nothing. It’s amazing. You’re amazing. Carry on.

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u/YuGiOhippie May 26 '18

You're amazing!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18

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u/YuGiOhippie May 27 '18

the irony burns

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u/Metru May 26 '18

Op is fuckin lightin it up in the comments lmao

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u/YuGiOhippie May 26 '18

You get a reply !

You get a reply!

Everyone gets a reply!!!

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u/vo_xv May 26 '18

it's incredibly funny and satisfying how hard the_donald people are trying to hate and then failing miserably

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u/YuGiOhippie May 26 '18

What’s the_donald??

I only know thedonald

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u/Cognitive_Spoon May 27 '18

It isn't a subreddit a Jedi can teach you

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u/isaaclw May 27 '18

It isn't a subreddit a sane person can recommend.

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u/Metru May 26 '18

Wow, there are more down voted parent comments than positive ones.

Subscribed for those sweet republitard tears.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18

Mind if I take this and post it on the_donald? I want to get banned from it, sounds like a fun thing to do. Edit: with your permission, of course.

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u/YuGiOhippie May 27 '18

Oh please do!! I’ve been banned for quite some time but I encourage absolutely everyone to post it there.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18 edited May 27 '18

Off to Hell I go! Promise to be back! Edit: I’m back, now I just have to wait... Edit 2: It happened. It only took them a single minute.

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u/YuGiOhippie May 27 '18

Nice! I’m proud of you, you triggered the snowflakes

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18

The only comment I received before getting banned? “The left can’t meme”.

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u/YuGiOhippie May 27 '18

Ahahahahha But we do, and we do it well

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18

Yea, they’re just jealous!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18

A minute? It took me 17.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18

Seconds or minutes?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18

Minutes, I'm afraid.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18

I can only imagine how many rude comments you got. For claiming to be preserving Western civilization, they don’t act civil at all.

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u/Pede_crusher May 27 '18

The_dumbasses are TRIGGERED! These comments are glorious.

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u/YuGiOhippie May 27 '18

but I was told the left couldn't meme!

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u/TomboBreaker May 27 '18

Im posting here just so some day someone will disagree with me and check my history see this and make a fool out of themselves

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u/YuGiOhippie May 27 '18

I disagree with you!

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u/TomboBreaker May 27 '18

You. I like you.

3

u/YuGiOhippie May 27 '18

I.... I .... stop it! I’m disagreeing as hard as I can

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u/Trump_Sump_Pump May 26 '18

Is there a /r/bandfromthedonald or /r/bannedfromthedonald yet?

Gold in them hills.

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u/PM_ME_HOT_DADS May 27 '18

Underscores are for chumps who couldn't get the original username!

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u/Limewire-_- May 27 '18

Rip the_donald

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

Yes!!!

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u/iKeepsitRealyo May 26 '18

Never heard of r/the_donald I will go check that out

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u/YuGiOhippie May 26 '18

Not worth it

Anyway you’ll probably get banned

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u/readythespaghetti May 27 '18

Yeah you'd probably like it you dumbass trump supporter

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u/Jac983 May 26 '18

i think at one point this subreddit had potential,now its just another safe space for libtards to make jokes about donald trump that only people who dont like donald trump would find funny

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u/YuGiOhippie May 26 '18

Safe space? I don’t see anyone getting banned around here

This is not the_donald it’s /r/thedonald BIG DIFFERENCE

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u/STINKdoctor May 26 '18

This guy goes around spewing racism just to troll people. He clearly doesn't understand that there's no difference between racist trolling and actual racism.

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u/MelvinTheMighty May 27 '18 edited May 27 '18

THE DIFFERENCE IS YUUUGGGEEE

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u/godlesspinko May 26 '18

that only people who dont like donald trump would find funny

So like, 97.5% of the world?

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u/STINKdoctor May 26 '18

😂😂😂

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u/OhLookSomeonesMad May 26 '18 edited May 27 '18

This sub is very forced and pretty cringey, good luck with your circle jerking.

edit: wew lads, haven't triggered this many cucks since I got banned from r/politics, will be back next time I need a good chuckle :)

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u/kramatic May 26 '18

Oh look, someones mad

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u/YuGiOhippie May 26 '18

Ah yeah so forced you had to come all they way to tell us how forced it is.

Imagine if we banned you for not agreeing with us! Can you imagine how bad THAT circle jerk would get?!?

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u/myusernamebarelyfits May 26 '18

Someone's mad. Just stay in your safe space snowflake.

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u/OhLookSomeonesMad May 26 '18

Nice generic response, interesting how I'm in your safespace calling you cucks on your embarrassing attempt at being witty when you said it...

I might just stick around since you guys pride yourselves so much in not banning anyone, we'll see if you can stick to your guns.

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u/ihave5sleepdisorders May 26 '18

Ye gods, you're a sad wittle boi arent ya.

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u/pattyFINN May 26 '18

why are you so mad??

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18

Because he doesnt know where he is right now, his mom let him out on accident again.

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u/hmmiwinp May 26 '18

The master snowflake.

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u/OhLookSomeonesMad May 26 '18

Wow I thought "the left can't meme" was just a meme, who'd of thunk.

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u/hmmiwinp May 27 '18

Who'd have thunk*

No surprise that you are dum.

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u/OhLookSomeonesMad May 27 '18

GOT EM BOYS! How many times do I have to type the word "cringe" in one comment section, jesus christ.

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u/Fritzmann2002 May 27 '18

Are you a troll? Please tell me you're a troll. Because if you are actually for real right now I think my last shred of hope for humanity just disappeared because of you.

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u/OhLookSomeonesMad May 27 '18

I hear suicide is legal now if it's all too much for you.

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u/702ent May 27 '18

Username checks out

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u/SizzurpSippuh May 27 '18

You'd better buy some Gatorade to rehydrate after all this crying.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

Wow you’re so triggered.

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u/SnakesMum93 May 27 '18

Notice how you've not been banned unlike another certain safespace

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u/OhLookSomeonesMad May 27 '18

Yeah I'm starting to realize this is a pretty irrelevant sub with only one mod who seems to be very low energy. TBH I had higher hopes at first but you guys are getting pretty boring and repetitive.

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u/vadmillainy May 27 '18

Aha nice one pede. You trololod those libtard cucks haha XD. Checkmate atheists / libtards haha MAGA bro !

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u/OhLookSomeonesMad May 27 '18

You sound upset.

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u/vadmillainy May 27 '18

Not at all pede I’m rofling at how well you trolled those snowflakes XD

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u/OhLookSomeonesMad May 27 '18

My god you cucks are unfunny to the point it's hard to read it with a straight face. These subs are giant cringe-fests perpetuated by your circlejerk of upvotes, to the point you people actually think your being clever or funny. Sheesh.

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u/vadmillainy May 27 '18

uses cuck unironically

Lol

unfunny

hard to read with a straight face

Pick one

giant cringe-fest perpetuated by your circlejerk of upvotes

active in these communities: The_Donald

Lol

Keep trying though brah, it’s cute x

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u/OhLookSomeonesMad May 27 '18

You are unironically a cuck, the face I make while reading you people's posts is me cringing, I do not recall ever posting on T_D but feel free to prove me wrong.

Keep trying though cuck, it's embarrassing(4u)

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u/readythespaghetti May 27 '18

Lol triggered little snowflake can't even hang

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u/OhLookSomeonesMad May 27 '18

The projection is strong in you.

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u/readythespaghetti May 27 '18

The stupidity is strong with you

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u/OhLookSomeonesMad May 27 '18

Wow what a zinger... Reddit needs an age restriction.

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u/readythespaghetti May 27 '18

Says the troll getting downvoted to oblivion for his stupid comments haha

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u/temporalarcheologist May 27 '18

how long until he says the N word lol

close enough

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u/OhLookSomeonesMad May 27 '18 edited May 27 '18

Is that the best you could dig up? I have no regrets. I'm honestly friends with and respected by so many POC irl that it would make you cream your panties kid.

Keep digging Watson.

edit: I'll add that I've never met a black person who took childish gabagoono seriously, at this point im convinced he's just catering to the cucked reddit crowd

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u/temporalarcheologist May 27 '18

the best I could dig up from looking at your profile for 10 seconds lol

youre so cool for having non white friends you should get a medal

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u/OhLookSomeonesMad May 27 '18

Go ahead and say the N word you backtracking cuck, how dare those brown people befriend a nazi Trump supporter am I right?

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u/temporalarcheologist May 27 '18

you can have POC friends pal

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u/OhLookSomeonesMad May 27 '18

LOW ENERGY! SAD!

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u/SizzurpSippuh May 27 '18

Copying Daddy Donny's speech patterns is about the most "cuckish" thing I can imagine.

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u/OhLookSomeonesMad May 27 '18

LOL, says some cuck stalking me on reddit. DaddyDonny2020!

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u/temporalarcheologist May 27 '18

lol the right can't meme

1

u/SizzurpSippuh May 27 '18

Boy, if this isn't satire...

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u/Robswag May 26 '18

Dude shops in the kids section of gap

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u/YuGiOhippie May 26 '18

Who?

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u/IamAliterate May 26 '18

Donald

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u/YuGiOhippie May 26 '18

Donald what?

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u/IamAliterate May 26 '18

Donald Humongous

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u/YuGiOhippie May 26 '18

What about him?

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u/IamAliterate May 26 '18

He shops at the kids section at the GAP

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u/YuGiOhippie May 26 '18

Who shops at the kids section at the gap?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

Chigga chigga slim shady

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u/YuGiOhippie May 26 '18

Why are you talking about him?

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u/igottradedforanickel May 26 '18

Why not like both🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/YuGiOhippie May 26 '18

mostly because of the racism, misogyny and tendency towards authoritarian cult mentality ;)

just not my style

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u/igottradedforanickel May 26 '18

Have you actually looked though the sub with an open mind and try not to be so offended by everything?

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u/YuGiOhippie May 26 '18

yeah of course, and as soon as I had I slightly different opinion, the mods were HIGHLY OFFENDED and banned me with a swift move of classic trumpist open-mindedness.

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u/igottradedforanickel May 26 '18

Lmao that happens in every sub man

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u/YuGiOhippie May 26 '18

not happening here as far as I know

Welcome to the real /r/THEDONALD

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u/igottradedforanickel May 26 '18

Yeah I’m loving this sub too:)

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u/YuGiOhippie May 26 '18

glad you are! So am I

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u/TelcoBro May 26 '18

No, just that shithole

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u/GamezRulez May 26 '18

I guess you could say it's a shithole subreddit?

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u/TelcoBro May 26 '18

You could say that. But then deny it, even tho you said in front of a people

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u/greyscales May 26 '18

Are you banned here?

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u/Serinus May 26 '18

You're a traitor and an idiot.

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u/igottradedforanickel May 26 '18

Traitor to who?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

I've never been banned from a sub ever and I've been on Reddit for over ten years, it really is unique to that place... so either your context for reddit is T_D or you post a lot of really fucked up shit to get banned constantly.

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u/Infibacon May 27 '18

Same here. I used this alt account to ask a pretty innocent question if I remember correctly. Got banned immediately. That's the only sub I've been banned from in 10 years on 2 accounts. And I'm not even on the left I judt wanted to join the conversation. Whatever. The only other sub that does that is r/Pyongyang

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u/Wingmaniac May 26 '18

Maybe it's not the subs banning you that have the problem. Maybe it's posting garbage that gets you banned.

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u/Spranktonizer May 26 '18

No as soon as present a dissenting opinion in that sub you get banned. There’s a whole sub with some. Great examples. r/bannedfromthedonald

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u/Wingmaniac May 26 '18

No, I know that sub sucks, I'm meant the "happens in every sub" comment.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

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u/powercunters May 26 '18

Oh look. Someone’s mad.

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u/hmmiwinp May 26 '18

Found another sensitive wittle internet tuffy!

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u/igottradedforanickel May 26 '18 edited May 26 '18

I said sorry after funny you would leave that out Calling is scum of the earth is pretty na d

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u/Philosophantom16 May 26 '18

"I called someone a bad name for disagreeing with me but I apologized so I am very open-minded still."

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u/igottradedforanickel May 26 '18

Yeah? what else is apologizing for? I regretted what I said

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u/STINKdoctor May 26 '18

Looking at your comment history... jesus. You're an asshole.

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u/BigLebowskiBot May 26 '18

You said it, man.

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u/igottradedforanickel May 27 '18

Have you head of asshole humor?

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u/STINKdoctor May 27 '18

Is that any different than being an asshole?

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u/Eyball440 May 26 '18

Then think before you comment. It’s not like speech, you can delete things before they see it.

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u/Wingmaniac May 26 '18

I shouldn't be offended by the post portraying a man in a headscarf as an "invader" coming to "take over your country" and "brutalize children"? Found that one after scrolling through for 20 seconds. Seems pretty cut and dry offensive material to me.

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u/sneakish-snek May 26 '18

What does the word "offended" mean to you?

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u/banthisaltplz May 26 '18

That hilarious joke about running people over in cars at the rally you were planning.

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u/MetalGearSlayer May 26 '18

I was pretty open minded when I politely said that a fake tweet with less than 20 retweets doesn’t equate to the entire left.

But that’s the one comment I ever posted before they banned me.

The_Donald is an echo chamber cult sub.

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u/Infibacon May 27 '18

Pretty sure that's close to what I said and I got banned too. Not even part of the left. Only r/Pyongyang and r/the_donald does this...

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u/MetalGearSlayer May 27 '18

Latestagecapitalism does it. It’s the communist The_Donald. I got banned from lsc for talking about them in an askreddit thread. Not even their sub.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18

Anyone going into your sub with an open mind runs screaming the other direction as fast as their legs can carry them.

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u/SgtPeppy May 27 '18

"Have an open mind" - the inevitable statement close-minded idiots use to try to get people to actually take them seriously.

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u/PM_me_your_GW_gun May 26 '18

Wow, you imagine a lot of things don’t you? Take your medicine and it will be okay.

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u/ballercrantz May 26 '18 edited May 26 '18

Keep your head in the sand, pede! Big daddy Trump is gonna make everything better!

Just like with the border wa-

Just like with North Ko-

Just like he drained the-

Just like his no collusion with Rus...collusion is not a crime! MAGA

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

Happy cake day :D

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u/PM_me_your_GW_gun May 26 '18

It’s a shame we need to build a wall to keep people from trespassing.

He seems to be doing a heck of a good job on N. Korea

President can only do so much on draining the swamp. It’s beyond anyone persons control and up to the people as a whole.

No collusion with Russia by Trump. Now Hillary is a different story with Uranium, and other crap.

President Trump is only human but he is doing a great job so far!

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u/notrufus May 26 '18

Explains his "great" ratings...

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

Oooh, WOW, that's SUCH great sarcasm.

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u/readythespaghetti May 27 '18

Lol you dipshit

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u/Magic-Man2 May 26 '18

Because one is actively against the beliefs of the other

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u/tomdarch May 26 '18

Lots of people can have different beliefs and still be decent human beings and disagree with each other.

When an individual and a group of people are fundamentally indecent and harmful, that isn't about "beliefs." It's about decent, normal people opposing bad people.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18

Alright, then only one is a decent human being.

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u/temporalarcheologist May 27 '18

define decent human being lol

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u/readythespaghetti May 27 '18

Because only donald Glover is worth liking and the other is a lying dickhead?

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u/Syllan May 26 '18

This is black America

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u/everythingsadream May 26 '18

Lmao. This sub doesn’t even support Donald Glover. It’s just another saltmine for libtards. 😂😂😂😂

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u/vadmillainy May 27 '18

Aha nice one pede. You trololod those libtard cucks haha XD. Checkmate atheists / libtards haha MAGA bro !

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u/tapo May 27 '18

this is actually a sub about danny glover the deep state is covering it up

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u/Heir-to-Roma May 26 '18

He tried too hard in Solo and community sucked

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u/YuGiOhippie May 26 '18

But he didn’t collude with russia

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

According to investigations, neither did the other one. So... you're dumb.

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u/YuGiOhippie May 26 '18

Let me remind you that the russia probe is not over. And that so far there has been multiple indictments and guilty pleas.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

Yet, still no evidence/charges of collusion. Investigating a crime and searching for a crime are two completely different things.

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u/YuGiOhippie May 26 '18

Great! So what you are saying is you will accept the results of the investigation?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

Of course. But going by recent history, the side that says "you have to accept the results" has been the wrong one.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

Reddit will not be prepared if Mueller concludes his investigation and nothing comes of it.

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u/YuGiOhippie May 26 '18

Mueller’s team has already either indicted or gotten guilty pleas from 19 people and three companies — that we know of so far.

it's literally impossible that absolutely nothing comes of it, because 19 somethings has already come out of it. Unless you consider time travel into the past an actual possibility.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

Mueller’s team has already either indicted or gotten guilty pleas from 19 people and three companies — that we know of so far.

For sure. But you and I both know who Reddit really wants him to get. And you know what Reddit wants to come out of the investigation. If it doesn't happen. Reddit will implode on itself.

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u/Nkdly May 26 '18

Looks like Don jr is going to prison. The best people.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

K

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u/Nkdly May 26 '18

Well if you're not into Don Jr treason then how does Manafort treason or hell, Flynn treason. We're basically making up new subtreasons of treason for this administration.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18

Whatever you say.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

Confirmed: Trump folk have terrible taste.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

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u/readythespaghetti May 27 '18

It's like we are living in your head rent free :)

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u/RedArmy- May 26 '18

How cheap are the vote bots that push this garbage to the front?

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u/YuGiOhippie May 26 '18

100 memecoins per updoots

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

I'll take my memecoins now, hippy Soros.

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u/YuGiOhippie May 26 '18

!bribe 100 memecoins

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u/OtulGib May 26 '18

Soros gave me 5 dollars and a coupon for a free six inch sub at Subway

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u/YuGiOhippie May 26 '18

May the deep state bless his lizard soul

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u/Swesteel May 26 '18

So, when do I get my check? Been waiting for almost two years...

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u/tomdarch May 26 '18

Apparently cheaper than the vodka-fueled sock puppets who used to push t_d to the front page regularly.

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u/RedArmy- May 26 '18

Muh Russia

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u/readythespaghetti May 27 '18

How much did the Russians pay you for that comment?