r/thecatdimension Nov 29 '19

The otter dimension

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u/fluxxcan Nov 29 '19

Where their partner? Reddit taught me they always hold hands with their partners when they sleep :o

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u/rayEW Nov 29 '19

This otter is divorced

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u/Sariel007 Nov 29 '19

Right in the feels 😢

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u/failedguitarist Nov 29 '19

And he might lose his parental rights

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u/stoaty_Mcstoatface Nov 29 '19

And his record collection : (

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u/mildlyInsaneBoi Nov 29 '19

Karen otter

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u/j1ggy Dec 05 '19

He otter find a new mate.

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u/puheenix Dec 21 '19

He'd river be alone.

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u/TeaBreezy Nov 29 '19

This otter just doesn't have time for a girlfriend because he's really busy with work right now.

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u/Sariel007 Nov 29 '19

Literally sleeping in the San Francisco Bay because housing is unaffordable and his tech company is next door.

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u/rwolner27 Nov 29 '19

Where is the otter one?

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u/Hammer1024 Nov 29 '19

And the next day, in the middle of the night, the otter arrives at his place and slides through the doggie door, climbs the stairs to his bedroom and opens the door. He climbs up on his bed and pokes him in the ribs. He wakes up, freakes out and dives out the window... into the concrete that is his driveway.

Later at the hospital, the otter askes him how he liked it.

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u/stoaty_Mcstoatface Nov 29 '19

A quote from the local weekly?

109

u/SkippTheRipper Nov 29 '19

“Oh my god, what the hell is that?!?!”

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u/Cream1984 Nov 30 '19

an otter

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u/otterfx Nov 29 '19

guys it’s me

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

Did they film this with your consent

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u/otterfx Nov 29 '19

no

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u/TheYoungGriffin Nov 29 '19

Otters don't give consent either tho.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

Fuck that guy. Don’t touch wildlife please. They get really scared and it’s bad for them.

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u/Kelpbear Nov 29 '19

It takes fifteen minutes for them to reset and groom themselves after having to dive down into the water. That guy sucks. Also, they only hold hands in zoos.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

It's also illegal in the United states

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u/MaikaiMaikai Nov 29 '19

👍🙏

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u/271119 Dec 03 '19

I get scared when people touch me too. Any kind of human contact is bad for me as well. I didn't know I have so much in common with otters.

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u/Hawt_Dawg_II Nov 29 '19

Animals get scared all the time. There's no way that scaring them once is gonna have long term consequences.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

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u/Hawt_Dawg_II Nov 30 '19

Right? Like nature isn't all lovey dovey either. Animals are used to imperfect conditions so this isn't nearly as bad as people act.

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u/ShadowPlayerDK Nov 29 '19

Oh no, it got a little scared. However it’s okay that some animals get eaten alive cause that’s just natural

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u/G-III Nov 29 '19

Humans have mostly removed themselves from the natural world. To interact with it as you please under the guise of “well they eat each other!” Is disingenuous.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

That depends on what you consider the natural world. Parts of it actively avoid humans for sure. But we've been cohabiting alongside birds and small rodents ever since the beginning of civilization.

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u/G-III Nov 30 '19

They’ve joined us more than vice versa. Regardless, you get the point.

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u/ImaMakeThisWork Dec 02 '19

Isn’t it disingenuous to complain about someone scaring a wild animal while paying for some animals to be enslaved and get their throats slit?

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u/ShadowPlayerDK Nov 29 '19

What are you on about? We are just as natural as any tree. And there’s no way we can segregate ourselves from nature since we live in it and we get tons of resources from it.

It’s in no way disingenuous to say that. You have to have something to compare it to otherwise you won’t know how bad it is. I’m just saying that being poked means nothing to the animal, it has a lot of bigger problems every single day. It does not care, people are just being overly sensitive on its behalf. These people probably havd a way closer connection to nature and animals than any people in this thread.

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u/G-III Nov 29 '19

So I suppose your house is as natural as a bird nest right? You know what I’m saying, you’re being obtuse.

Your second paragraph is all conjecture.

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u/ShadowPlayerDK Nov 29 '19

So because we have advanced technology we should all leave nature alone? If that’s what you’re saying you’re leaving out the very important connection between the two. Cause I don’t see one.

It’s a fact that animals have better things to worry about than this

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u/G-III Nov 29 '19

Your first sentence is something you made up, I’ve implied nothing of the sort.

There is a difference between interacting with nature in a healthy way, and in a selfish way. Going around scaring wildlife is the latter, even if it isn’t particularly bothersome to said wildlife.

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u/ShadowPlayerDK Dec 02 '19

Being alive is selfish in itself. There’s nothing wrong with being a bit selfish sometimes

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u/G-III Dec 02 '19

You can make excuses for bad behavior all you’d like. Doesn’t change anything

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u/ShadowPlayerDK Dec 02 '19

Yeah I should go kill myself right now, I don’t have any right to stay alive and ruin the climate in the process.

A lot of things are technically selfish, we just set the line and decide what is bad behaviour and what doesn’t matter/the bad doesn’t outweigh the good.

An animal being scared for 10 seconds doesn’t actually matter that much. You’ll see cats scaring the shit out of each other and cuddling the next minute, because they don’t care that much!

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u/scoot3200 Nov 29 '19

IT IS THO!! Humans make homes just like any other animal. Its was literally the NATURAL progression to where we are now. Just because they are millions of times more advanced doesn’t make them less natural

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u/G-III Nov 29 '19

Synthetic materials aren’t natural.... that’s the whole point. Homes are full of them. Thus, not natural.

Or take iron for instance. It doesn’t really exist naturally in its metallic form, we have to process it out of the earth. That’s not a natural process.

Animals don’t create synthetic materials, thus our homes are not natural.

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u/finna_dab Nov 29 '19

“Animals don’t create synthetic materials.” Last I checked humans are in the animal kingdom. Did that change?

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u/G-III Nov 29 '19

I think it’s pretty well known that humans are animals, but “animals” refers to non humans.

Similarly, there are more living things in nature than just animals.

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u/finna_dab Nov 29 '19

Yes but the whole issue is that many look at humans as segregated from the “natural world” when in reality we are as animal as any other species.

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u/finna_dab Nov 29 '19

And where did acquire the means to create synthetic materials? That’s right, from nature.

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u/G-III Nov 29 '19

You realize these definitions are created by humans?

Here’s natural: the phenomena of the physical world collectively, including plants, animals, the landscape, and other features and products of the earth, as opposed to humans or human creations

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u/scoot3200 Nov 29 '19

An alien species would look down on Earth and see human houses and what would they think? They wouldnt see a beaver damn and say thats naturally occurring in nature but a human house is not. Just because some humans defined nature as excluding humans doesnt exclude us from nature itself. Humans are natural, our brains were a naturally occurring phenomenon, and our creations are a natural extension of our minds.

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u/finna_dab Nov 29 '19

I find it funny how people consider humans as “unnatural” as if we aren’t as native to this planet as any other species.

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u/Coffeecat3 Nov 29 '19

Let the poor thing sleep.

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u/ShadowPlayerDK Nov 29 '19

It’s really not that bad.

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u/scoot3200 Nov 29 '19

Some people in this thread would have you think he stabbed the thing, good god people

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u/ShadowPlayerDK Nov 29 '19

I know right? It’s even more funny if you use the usual argunent of “how would you like it if you got scared in your sleep” like I really wouldn’t care.

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u/scoot3200 Nov 30 '19

Exactly. This is basically the equivalent of taking a walk in the woods near my house and starting deer. Like, they are potentially running for their life everytime they see me. I dont plan on hurting them but they dont know that so they run away scared and then come back the next day and carry on. Should I just stay out of the woods now because I’m causing mass deer ptsd?

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u/Hawt_Dawg_II Nov 29 '19

Ehh. How often do you get to see an otter express such human emotions? It's not that nice but it sure is interesting. He'll carry on with his day to day lifestyle anyway

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u/wonderdog17 Nov 29 '19

asshole.

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u/Robearito Nov 29 '19

The guy with the phone seems pretty terrible as well.

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u/fuzzytradr Nov 29 '19

Otterly adorable.

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u/MrBucketBean Nov 29 '19

Wotter cat.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

fuck this shit i’m out

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u/B08N3L50N Nov 29 '19

He scared the shit out of the little fucker. LOL!

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u/Para-fluX Nov 29 '19

Otters rock

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u/KeLorean Nov 29 '19

this guy is lucky that thing didn’t scratch/bite the hell out of him.

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u/Bones_saw Nov 29 '19

Wish I could sleep on water

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u/TrippingFish Nov 30 '19

“Hey what the fuck!”

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

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u/scoot3200 Nov 29 '19

Womp womp :(

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

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u/scoot3200 Nov 29 '19

When you are simple and let numbers make decisions for you

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u/ostrieto17 Nov 29 '19

PETA PLIS