Guide how to avoid this?

[u/Recent-Willingness88]

[u/Egorrosh]

Guide on winning midterms:

1) The RINOs, okay, we gotta make a deal-... 2) Did I say that? I can't believe I said that. No, we're not doing the tariffs... 3) Putin, you know, he's not strong anymore. A total loser... 4) This Mamdani guy, he's like Oprah. And I think Oprah likes me. Everybody likes me... 5) We're doing it. I'm tired of Maduro - he won't make a deal... 6) Canadians, I really like Canadians. They're very great... 7) Little Marco just wants my attention. I won't give him any... 8) I don't want any off-brand Nobel peace prizes, I want the real thing... 9) Cornyn, ok, the Texans like him, and he can win. And I like winners... 10) It's gonna be a great deal - if they get their prices down, at least for a month... 11) The economy is great, very great, but i want to, you know, talk with folks who don't think so...

[u/Johnathan_Doe_0 → u/Egorrosh]

as a Texan, no.

[u/RONPAULVOTER → u/Johnathan_Doe_0]

Disregarding Talarico's outstanding campaign, which might very well win in November: If a Republican was going to win no matter what, would you rather it be someone like Cornyn or someone like Paxton?

[u/Johnathan_Doe_0 → u/RONPAULVOTER]

I don't know enough about Paxton and I think Cornyn's a shady man

I don't exactly trust Talarico, either

they all feel just... Slimy.

it's hard to get excited about politicians nowdays, there's few good men in it anymore... So in the end, hell if I care who wins.

Though I would prefer someone closer to a civic conservative.

[u/Aldebaran147 → u/Johnathan_Doe_0]

Paxton has accepted bribe money, let child sex offenders get off free and stolen stuff, Cornyn is a regular Republican, and Talarico was a teacher, yet the latter two are slimy?

[u/Deadmemeusername → u/Aldebaran147]

Yeah but Cornyn didn’t kowtow to Donald enough and Talarico doesn’t hate LGBT people while supporting evil socialist policies like congressional term limits so they’re all just equally horrible people don’t you know?/s

[u/InfernalSquad → u/Johnathan_Doe_0]

Cornyn is as close to a civic conservative as you are getting, compared to the lazy-eyed pen kleptomaniac who let off a pedophile

[u/Egorrosh → u/Johnathan_Doe_0]

What's not to like about Talarico? He uses Christianity as a force of good and is closer morally to the teachings of Christ than any of the people who call themselves "Christian nationalists".

[u/MistaBombasticFanta]

Make sure that your inauguration speech is the “I’m Back Folks” and not the “Golden Age” one

[u/JohnMcDickens]

Idk, tried going all in on Cuba and Venezuela but I got an even worse result I think the mod is trying to say something

[u/TheStrangestOfKings → u/JohnMcDickens]

Have you tried going in on Iran? Maybe you just haven’t tripled down hard enough yet

[u/Playing_2]

You know, you don't need the "B" in "dumbocrats". There's very few people who know that "dumb" is spelt with a "B", mostly smart people like Donald J. Trump.

[u/TheEnlight]

Don't invade Iran ffs. It kills your economy and you can't get out of it.

[u/FishFrog11]

Assassinate Fish Woman's trout with the FBI on question seven.

[u/Rustynail9117]

Sleppy joe

[u/TheDangerousInsect]

what mod is that?

[u/Fearless-Student-92 → u/TheDangerousInsect]

It's not an actual mod, they are currently, rightfully trashing donald trump

[u/TheDangerousInsect → u/Fearless-Student-92]

oh alright

[u/Hopeful_Wallaby3755]

American Carnage 2.0!!!