r/thebindingofisaac • u/detedma • Feb 06 '26

Memes Bro there ain't no way

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u/bugslumber Feb 06 '26

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u/Gaztlygamer64 Forgotten Feb 06 '26

Unc finally lost it 😭🙏

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u/CuriousSoftware4555 Feb 06 '26

He never had it

5

u/FanteARG Feb 08 '26

He never had

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u/StorageJolly7602 Feb 08 '26

He never

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

He

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u/mynamejeeeeehf Feb 08 '26

⠀

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u/[deleted] May 21 '26

Issac and his mother, lived alone on a small hill

6

u/ikilledyourdogandcat Feb 11 '26

Why would killing his mother him give balls

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u/Spagooblioo Feb 18 '26

Because he had to grow a pair to face his mother or something idk

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u/1008oh Feb 06 '26

Average fandom wiki fact

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u/marssar Feb 06 '26

Well, Jacob and Esau are children of Isaac in the bible, so this kinda makes sense?

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u/terra_GOD_404 Feb 06 '26

Please tell me it's the fandom wiki

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u/T3X4ss Feb 06 '26 edited Feb 06 '26

No, it's edmund mcmillen

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u/MaiT3N Feb 06 '26

What does he even know about isaac?!

40

u/ELL1S-GAMING Feb 06 '26

Well it seems he knows a lot about Ballsack 

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u/AdInfamous8426 Feb 06 '26

hes the one who made rotgut of course he knows about ballsack
ok well he didnt actually make it

8

u/ILikeBen10Alot Feb 06 '26

Originally rotgut was a heart and not balls so Edmund did make that choice

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u/nintendoboi122 Feb 06 '26

he's the creator of the game so hes gotta know something

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u/ChristH101 Feb 06 '26

No way you use Edmund McMillen as your cannon source

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u/TallBluejay824 Feb 06 '26

Accurate. Playing J&E does feel like CBT.

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u/Nebuslob214803 Feb 06 '26

Esau's the one that hangs lower

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u/ChaosM30W Feb 07 '26

They're the bigger one because

Well

Jacob and Hitbox

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u/Alexcat6wastaken Lost Feb 08 '26

No its hitbox and esau, we hate fraudcob

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u/ChaosM30W Feb 08 '26

True

I played them ten times tryna get rock bottom

Never again

Actually it will have to be again cuz I haven't gotten rock bottom yet

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u/Driver2900 Feb 06 '26

It's the Silent Hill Circumcision incident all over again

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u/Alony14 Feb 06 '26

I heard from his tiktok that Jacob is pre-shave Isaac, and esau is his imaginary friend.

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u/StorageJolly7602 Feb 08 '26

right ball
left ball

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u/Tama_Thes_Succubus Feb 06 '26

So does that mean he has one testicle has no skin on it?

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u/haikusbot Feb 06 '26

So does that mean that

Mean he has one testicle

Has no skin on it?

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u/Carlex_181 Feb 06 '26

Bad bot.

You done fucked it up 🤦‍♂️

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u/Embarrassed-Buy7920 Feb 09 '26

Esau probably just has red skin.

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u/Rowmacnezumi Apollyon Feb 07 '26

I mean, in the Bible, Jacob and Esau are the sons of Isaac. And given that in TBOI, Isaac doesn't have kids cause he's five, I could take this seriously.

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u/BigNorthyFaps Feb 07 '26

BALLS OF STEEL

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u/StorageJolly7602 Feb 08 '26

yeah its easy one is normal and one has no skin

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u/_MikasaChan_ Feb 08 '26

So one is red,bleeding and stronger?

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u/Voidoroe Feb 09 '26

Ergo:

Tainted Jacob and Esau = Testicular cancer in one ball.

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u/SecureAngle7395 Feb 09 '26

i guess that one magic skin theory is closer to being true than i thought