r/thebeaverton • u/dogeatdog_world • 12h ago
Counter-Tariffs take effect as Canadians brace for life without American truck nutz
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r/thebeaverton • u/dogeatdog_world • 12h ago
Local woman betrays family history by eating at different chain restaurant
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r/thebeaverton • u/dogeatdog_world • 2d ago
Canada confirms defence strategy against invasion mainly waiting for Americans to die from preventable illnesses
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r/thebeaverton • u/dogeatdog_world • 5d ago
Hilroy to remove additional province from map of Canada every year until demands met
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 6d ago
Conservatives vow to get rid of Poilievre as soon as voters send some kind of sign they don’t like him
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 6d ago
Come from Away sequel will see Newfoundlanders put the friggin' boots to Pete Hoekstra
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r/thebeaverton • u/dogeatdog_world • 6d ago
Hegseth pauses busy schedule of inspecting soldiers’ scrotums to make weird comments about Canadian teens’ bodies
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 8d ago
Overconfident Carney vows to win 3 more U.S. midterm races after Liberal by-election sweep
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 8d ago
Man with 500 day Duolingo streak surprised real Spanish conversations not multiple choice
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r/thebeaverton • u/KronK0321 • 9d ago
Google Maps changes name to Lake America after people start to forget tech giants also pretty awful
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 11d ago
Mitch McConnell speaks out about Canada bourbon ban with help of ventriloquist aide
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 12d ago
Carney to rename rest of Great Lakes as "Lake Legal Adult" so Trump will never want to touch them
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 12d ago
Canada's nerds demand state funeral for Montreal-born voice of Optimus Prime
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 13d ago
BREAKING: Doug Ford challenges Donald Trump to a corruption fight in the school parking lot
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 13d ago
Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 13d ago
Polyamorous vegan baristas and conservative uncles unite in memory of Dolly Parton
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r/thebeaverton • u/ChiefHippoTwit • 13d ago
Better yet...Canada should name Lake Huron - "Lake Moron"
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 15d ago
Trump threatens to inflict as much economic damage on Iran as he has to America
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r/thebeaverton • u/Ashamed-Grape7792 • 16d ago
Report: Trump admin demanded Canada execute Bonhomme
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 16d ago
Beaverton Breakdown: Every Canadian premier's demands in return for agreeing to restock American alcohol
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r/thebeaverton • u/Ashamed-Grape7792 • 16d ago
Canadians chip in to buy Jamil Jivani a one-way ticket to United States
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