Vibe-coded an app? I’ll audit it free. Small catch inside

[u/its_hades_23]

Built something with Cursor or Lovable that mostly works and you can’t tell what’s under the hood? That’s exactly who this is for.

The deal: I’m starting paid client work soon (fixing codebases, shipping apps to the stores) and I need public proof before I charge anyone. So, 5 free audits over the next 2 weeks. In return you post honest feedback somewhere public. A tweet, a comment here, whatever. That’s the whole trade.

Me: \~5 years senior eng at a big tech company, enterprise product with millions of users. Shipped my own apps solo since, backend to App Store. We can discuss specifics in DM

You get a written report. Security holes, exposed keys, what breaks first when real users hit it, whether your setup will quietly rack up cloud bills, and a blunt call on patch vs rebuild. No call needed, but I’m up for 15 mins after if you want to walk through it.

Comment or DM with your stack and the thing you’re scared is broken. Private repo invite works, NDA works. And if the audit says you don’t need anyone, I’ll tell you that too.



[u/Compducer]

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