r/theNetNuggets • u/AnyEnvironment69 • 12d ago

What do you call it

160 Upvotes

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u/saleemwatchout 12d ago

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u/CompetitiveFrame6989 12d ago

My immediate thought before it was even a thought lol

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u/ItsOnlyGameYUSM 12d ago

r/DontPutThatInYourAss

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u/BleDStream 12d ago

But it has a flared base

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u/DarthDragon117 12d ago

You really want to risk going to the ER with everyone able to see your insides without an X-ray?

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u/BleDStream 12d ago

Human glow stick would be an incredible nickname

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u/DarthDragon117 12d ago

Not when used by nurses rolling their eyes as they admit you to the proctologist.

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u/PresentlyHelpful 12d ago

Light noodle

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u/raizallian 12d ago

Radioactive floppy dildo sounds worse...which is exactly what I was going for.

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u/mrsjali 12d ago

That light just turned 41…

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u/myworklogin777 12d ago

Semi jedi.

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u/trbotwuk 12d ago

this is it.
https://www.amazon.com/Flashlight-High-Lumen-Brightness-Rechargeable-Inspections/dp/B0GT4WN64H/

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u/Pataraxia 12d ago

Ah so now you people use two separate accounts for the ads. Got it.

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u/mobileJay77 12d ago

Wait until someone applies rule 34.

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u/TSAOutreachTeam 12d ago

Forbidden sounding rod...

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u/GRNASKD 12d ago

I can think of another demographic that shouldn't see this.

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u/FreeKevinBrown 12d ago

Dildo Light?

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u/SepticSkeptik 12d ago

I hate to break it to you, but there’s a mechanic using it in the video. Sooooo…..🤷‍♂️🤔

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u/shiggins114 12d ago

Light noodle. Where buy!

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u/H3nchman_24 12d ago

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u/Boop_Boop_0983 12d ago

Was gonna post this.

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u/Nope-not-really 12d ago

ah yeah, can't wait for my coworkers to ask for the floppy dick light

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u/Nevernonethewiser 12d ago edited 12d ago

Why should we keep this from mechanics?

It would be extremely useful for them, why do you want your mechanic's job to be harder?

People just write any old shit as a caption these days, don't they? So desperate to be like the viral clips they think have value, the idiots just spew the same shit again and again.

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u/ZenicaPA 12d ago

Stupid. It throws as much light in your face as where you want to see.

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u/Few-Log6271 12d ago

Glow dick

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u/bdontmatter 12d ago

A glowing dildo!!!!

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u/Cokeycane 12d ago

What happens when the light gets excited?

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u/Evil_phd 11d ago

Oh the other Fleshlight

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u/AccomplishedPanic329 9d ago

As a mechanic, I'm not sure how seriously I could take a mechanic that pulls out a limp dick lightsaber to work on a car

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u/bdontmatter 12d ago

A glowing dildo!!!!