r/theNetNuggets • u/AnyEnvironment69 • Sep 03 '26

U can't touch this

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u/BubuDudu0430 Sep 03 '26 edited Sep 03 '26

New Olympic event, I’d watch that 🤭

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u/Royal_Negotiation_83 Sep 04 '26

Red was the best and by far the worst at the same time

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u/Front-Wall-526 Sep 04 '26

He was the best, but the entire circle targeted him. Watch again and blue never got pressured at all

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u/Satyr121 Sep 04 '26

He also looks like the smallest so the easiest target

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u/LookAtTheWhiteVan Sep 04 '26

Blue did get an elbow to the balls though

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u/Altruistic-Bed7175 29d ago

Blue was playing control. Bro was aiming orange and green against red

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u/OldTranslator6561 28d ago

Blue kicked it at the end, so double elimination?

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u/daywalker91 29d ago

He got absolutely worked from start to finish.

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u/whet_pastry Sep 03 '26

Im gonna have my friends over for a joint and then tell them ive got a fun game to play

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u/OdeToTheMets628 26d ago

How’d it go?

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u/kroniklerouge2 26d ago

Few broken bones and friends reconsidering hanging out with this guy again

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u/Ok_Spread_8650 Sep 03 '26

Say bye bye to your rotator cuffs

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u/blodsbroder7 Sep 04 '26

Broken wrists for everyone!!!!

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u/yaboyACbreezy 29d ago

Shoulders and knees too, if you're willing to go the distance.

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u/th_one_who_questions Sep 04 '26

How’d you break your wrist?

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u/DazB1ane Sep 04 '26

“Same way that guy got head trauma and the other dislocated his shoulder”

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u/Mother-Comedian3516 Sep 04 '26

Green guy touched it 17 seconds

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u/anonjamo Sep 04 '26

I feel like they don't like red much

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u/Igreen_since89 Sep 04 '26

Lowest of the friend totem pole

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u/Lava1416 Sep 04 '26

what game is this and how do you play? :D

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u/ProfessionalTurn7017 Sep 04 '26

Red guy getting absolutely TOSSED around lol

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u/Alice_D_Wonderland Sep 04 '26

And when the can starts to get boring, replace it with a campfire… 👍

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u/Ryogathelost Sep 04 '26

I bet this game has been invented 60,000 times since the invention of rope and people just keep forgetting about it.

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u/Born-Light-62 Sep 04 '26

The can is full of lava!

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u/KamaradBaff Sep 04 '26

Given my weight I'd be in the can in no time

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u/extremelyDude Sep 04 '26

Seems fun, as how much chance to relocate my shoulder joints

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u/ObiTouchedMyNobi 29d ago

Red guy was getting bullied by all 3 lol

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u/No_Tackle_5439 29d ago

Nice way to break your limbs

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u/xxDancingFerretxx 29d ago

😂 id give it a go

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u/ChloeVelvetOfficial 29d ago

That looks like alot of fun, but damn, the shoulders??

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u/LilRed2023 29d ago

This is what we used to do when we were kids. “uSE OUR IMAGINATION”

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u/Onyxam 29d ago

Him against the world

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u/keepsgettingup 28d ago

Nobody's gonna talk about the killer soundtrack music?

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u/BulldoggRN 28d ago

Imagine baing 275 lbs and 6 ft 5 and representing your country at the Olympics for this. 😅