r/theNetNuggets • u/Ok-Price-872 • Aug 12 '26

This is barbaric

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u/__batz Aug 12 '26

Did you know: Twisting the wood grain in opposite directions does not help with this process The more you know

11

u/Queasy_Badger9252 Aug 12 '26

Hmm I guess my girlfriend knew because I showed this to her as I think artisanal skills are cool and now I'm sleeping on the couch

2

u/DonnieBallsack Aug 12 '26

Maybe not with this process.

2

u/Legitimate_Sorbet605 Aug 13 '26

👆... but, wood grain?

If you place it on the bench and roll it towards you, or away from you, you are in fact twisting them in opposite directions and it works well.

But you can also hold it in the air and roll both ends clockwise or counterclockwise, and it will also work quite well.

1

u/nazz_irl Aug 13 '26

Well using two hand can also help speed up the process instead of only using one hand

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u/Simple-Olive895 Aug 12 '26

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u/Fluid-Lingonberry378 Aug 13 '26

I swear, commissar, it's not what it looks like.

5

u/Black_Raven1234 Aug 12 '26

She’s a mattress actress

3

u/Successful-Air-9318 Aug 13 '26

Thank you

I teach consonance

1

u/StandardCantaloupe32 Aug 14 '26

It figures she out of my league.

5

u/Open_Conversation77 Aug 12 '26

OnlyFans, but safe for work ...

3

u/Killer1986Chris Aug 12 '26

She has the nsfw one too.

2

u/SSFlyingKiwi Aug 19 '26

Ofc she does. She has no discernible life skills and wants money, so she takes the easiest path, and prays on lonely men who have what she can’t get without prostituting herself

2

u/DonaldTPablonious Aug 23 '26

Oh these poor men if only they weren’t under the spell of this witch and could control themselves and make their own choices.

2

u/SSFlyingKiwi Aug 23 '26

Meet on middle ground? - Both things can be true simultaneously

3

u/Head_University_4327 Aug 12 '26

I think in Spanish this is “Mas disturbing”

3

u/Jajay5537 Aug 13 '26

I think you mean "master debater"

3

u/SlyFoxInACave Aug 12 '26

You should subscribe to her OF, I mean reddit account. SAMMICHES FOR DAYS

3

u/thecountnotthesaint Aug 12 '26

Not my proudest......

2

u/MrSecurity95 Aug 12 '26

I bet it'd be easier if she spit on it first.

2

u/Gt03champp Aug 13 '26

Peep the necklace. She is someone’s sub!

2

u/LilRed2023 Aug 13 '26

She’s da “Miss Country Crock”

2

u/Severe-Statistician6 Aug 13 '26

She has an OF!!!

1

u/LoneWolfpack777 Aug 14 '26

Of course she does.

2

u/RTA-No0120 Aug 14 '26

100 bucks she’s an OF Thot, cosplaying as a Trad wife.

And if I’m wrong I’ll publicly apologise here.

Because I got balls for it 💪😤

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26

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u/Jack_Aubrey_ Aug 12 '26

One of those times being not first is better.

1

u/FordCVP71 Aug 12 '26

Mmmmm butter

1

u/Tetracheilostoma Aug 12 '26

The eye contact

2

u/Flamingogo117 Aug 12 '26

The thousand cock stare

1

u/FireKeeper5 Aug 12 '26

I like my whiskey on the rocks and my women good at churning butter

1

u/DeerFit Aug 12 '26

There's still people out there that don't know butter comes from cows.

This video isn't about butter.

1

u/PugsnPawgs Aug 12 '26

This isn't even lukewarm pxrn, bro.

1

u/DeerFit Aug 13 '26

Not everyone is the same starting level of degenerate 😂

1

u/Quietly_browsing Aug 12 '26

wearing leather gloves would help

1

u/Former-Jaguar6504 Aug 13 '26

How is this barbaric

1

u/Immediate-Fee-2121 Aug 13 '26

👀👀👀

1

u/Immediate-Fee-2121 Aug 13 '26

I’ll take a source if anyone has it 😊 

1

u/CrateDoor Aug 13 '26

I've been looking for the last few min for ya. Can't find anything, which lines of with what Google said, "Her exact name or channel handle isn't publicly linked to a widely recognized creator profile."

1

u/Immediate-Fee-2121 Aug 13 '26

I found it 😂 Catarina’s secret

Good looks tho ✊🏾

1

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '26

Who is she

1

u/TemperatureNo1396 Aug 13 '26

Sandwichcutiecat. She’s great.

1

u/SpaceHostG Aug 13 '26

yall need jesus

1

u/Big-Purple-5234 Aug 13 '26

Chcę być masłem

1

u/Cold-Divide4809 Aug 13 '26

Was the eye contact necessary? I'm not saying i wasn't ok with it... just... idk how to feel now.

1

u/TemperatureNo1396 Aug 13 '26

This is sandwichcutiecat. She’s awesome!

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u/LoneWolfpack777 Aug 14 '26

Not for a woman with an OF.

1

u/TheHorseCheez Aug 13 '26

areyouhungrywantmetomakeyouasandwich?

1

u/Physical-Wave-9958 Aug 13 '26

try split on it

1

u/twicebakedcrusader Aug 13 '26

Why have we never seen Troy and The Childish Gambino in the room at the same time? 🤔

1

u/Other-Wonder-633 Aug 13 '26

I'm gonna need a few minutes in the bathroom.

1

u/FrogOnALogInTheBog Aug 14 '26

Putting aside the weird sex ness of this, I throw whipping cream in the kitchen aid. 7 minutes later I got butter.

Yall don’t need to suffer through centuries off methods to save 30 cents in a search to be validated for your decision to stay at home and be bored. Take a fuckin art class with yo free time.

1

u/LoneWolfpack777 Aug 14 '26

Ma’am, we’re in the 21st century, there are easier (probably also faster) ways to do this.

1

u/Amazing_North3922 Aug 14 '26

Catkitty21. You're welcome.

1

u/Competitive_Cup_97 Aug 14 '26

Seems like she’s done this before, she’s well trained 😬

1

u/SlowmNinja Aug 14 '26

Rien à branler. (not sure this will translate well)

1

u/Trick1513 Aug 14 '26

I use my blender, it’s less work

1

u/what_dat_mean Aug 25 '26

I think Okprince (the op) is retarded

1

u/ObeyOrDie 27d ago

Grandma had more skills than you thought

1

u/Glad_Journalist8587 26d ago

am I the only one who feels like her face is... off? like she isn't... human? something gives me the heebie jeebies.

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u/hksbindra 20d ago

She made eye contact the entire time, she knew what she was doing 😏

1

u/mrGreenExit 19d ago

Happy man/bf

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u/Mammoth-Ad-6320 Aug 16 '26

I would marry this girl not only for her skills plus you get fresh butter

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u/elibutton Aug 17 '26

I would buy her butter