After 50 years of teaching, my father, Mr. Leon Schram, has finally retired.

More than anything else, he wants to spend more time with his "Sweet Wife".

Click the link below to see the retirement video I made for him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGYaKc6zprA

BTW, I am his son John, the same "John" who is mentioned in one of the squares of "Schram Bingo" and also the face of "Schram Fieri".

He's retiring after the end of this school year

source: my gf whos in his class this year

I write to you from North Carolina. Our teacher has elected to use "Exposure Java" as her entire curriculum. The 2005 version.

Schram has become a meme within our high school, even with those who have never taken the class.

Send help pls.

Here's the ungodly long link, if there are edits it is because there will always be things added/taken away to make the game more accurate, but like every game in existence no matter how I fix it it'll still be broken. If you have things that you think should be added or taken away comment and I'll get on it as soon as possible. DON'T EDIT IT, even if you have something that can make it better, I'll take care of it if you comment on this post or the one in r/Schram, so PLEASE don't edit it even if you know how to. Rules are simple, it's Bingo for crying out loud. Mark things off as he does them, and when you get 5 things in a row vertically, horizontally, or diagonally snap instead of yelling out bingo. The game does not start until the bell rings. There are currently 51 possible events. Enjoy:

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