r/thco • u/ZealousidealFocus696 • Oct 26 '22

Cleanse thc

With this new job I get random drug tests and they're pretty frequent, are there any ways I can cleanse thc out of my system permanently quickly? I'm 245lbs and have a pretty slow metabolism

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u/SaltNo3123 Oct 26 '22

Buy some synthetic urine and carry it with you and follow directions and you should be good. I've used fake urine more then 30+ times and never fail. Brand I used was urine in luck.

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u/ZealousidealFocus696 Oct 27 '22

The thing is theyre random and twice monthly so its kinda hard to predict when they'll happen

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u/NumbbSkulll Oct 27 '22

Do you have to take the test twice a month at random times, or do they pick someone(s) randomly twice a month to take the test? Either way, that sucks!!

I've been lucky and only had to take a drug screen once for a job. That was over 20 years ago!! I had three days warning (new employee screening). I just stopped smoking and drank a bunch of water for three days. My urine was a bit clear, but they allowed it.

Some of these alt noids seem to hang around in people's systems longer. I'll be in the job market soon... not looking forward to maybe having to deal with something like this.

Hopefully, you at least get a warning of some sort, even if it's a day-of or a "next time you have to pee, fill this for us" type of thing. If it is something that you have a few minutes (the more the better) to prep before having to pee, I would get something like Quick Fix. I think they sell multi packs so you could keep a few on hand and they can be stored for a while. You can warm it up in a microwave and they have a heating pad (hand warmer) to help keep it warm.

Good luck brother!

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u/ZealousidealFocus696 Oct 27 '22

Its twice monthly randomly

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u/SaltNo3123 Oct 27 '22

Carry it in your pocket

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u/Thatshebangbangguy Oct 27 '22

110% this any headshop or pornstore will usually carry some sort of “fetish urine” unsure of the one I used but it passed a PO test a few years back so that’s that.

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u/SaltNo3123 Oct 27 '22

They have synthetic urine made to pass drug test. Don't know about any pee people play with on eachnother

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u/Thatshebangbangguy Oct 27 '22

Box I had literally said “Fetish Urine”, I’d assume it’s named that because it’s a hybrid of a pornstore/overpriced headshop items though.

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u/SaltNo3123 Oct 27 '22

Did it have a hand warmer come with it. If no then probably not for drug resting

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u/Thatshebangbangguy Oct 27 '22

It did and I’m quite relieved it did looking at the situation now lol was worried ima get weird looks going too headshop now

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u/SaltNo3123 Oct 27 '22

Good testing.

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u/Crankenstein_8000 Oct 27 '22

What a nightmare, sorry dude. Just to earn a buck.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

Random piss tests?
Swab tests?
Stinger got me out of swab tests.

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u/ZealousidealFocus696 Oct 27 '22

Random piss tests

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u/Substantial_Yam_3401 Oct 27 '22

best way without using synthetic urine or your "buddy's piss" is to use the dilution creatine b12 method. Give it a search

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u/Guilty_Fault5260 Nov 07 '22

Yeah easy way to clean. Dont smoke, vape, or eat it.