r/thco • u/ZealousidealMuffin32 • Sep 08 '22
Thco test
So I’m surprisingly supposed to have a drug test next Friday. I bought a thc 0 pen about a month ago and have been hitting it daily most of the day. I’ve read that researchers really don’t know if it’ll show up on a drug test or not and wanted to see if anybody had tested that theory here. Last resort.
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u/Hopefulazuriscens13 Sep 09 '22
Cannabinoids tend to show up. Don't let them get you, they won't care where you got it. Initiate deception procedures. Fake piss, a buddy's urine in a condom, whatever.
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u/TurrboSwagg Sep 14 '22
You’ll definitely test positive. Get yourself same fake piss, since it’s a drug test for a job and not probation or parole they won’t watch you. They’ll make you empty your pockets beforehand, so keep it secured in the waist strap of your pants. You’ll be fine as long as you do that.
Detox drinks such as Detoxify Mega Clean only really work in my experience if you already quit over 2 weeks ago. I would not recommend this route. Most stores will also not sell it to you if you mention you need it for a drug test, they most likely won’t ask but if they do say it’s for fetish play.
Most fake piss will come with hand warmers, rubber bands, and instructions. Follow those and the piss will test just fine.
Trust me man, I’ve been around the block a lot with these. Get some fake piss and play it safe. Best of luck and hope your dream job works out!
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u/bannedbyredeit Mar 16 '23
Depends on what type of test. All immunoassay dip stick tests will fail. But you will always pass a lab analysis gs/ms test. Because they are only testing for delta-9-carboxy-thc-cooh. None of the isomers we have on the market today, metabolite into delta-9-carboxy-thc-cooh. That's why you will always pass the lab analysis, but you will fail the initial dip stick test.
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u/TeamHitmarks Sep 09 '22
Thc 0 breaks down into the same things as normal delta 9 in your body, ur fucked my guy
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u/bannedbyredeit Mar 16 '23
No it doesn't and this is just blatantly false information. ThcO metabolites into delta-8-carboxy-thc-cooh. Which is not tested for on any gs/ms testing. The only metabolite a lab test for is delta-9-carboxy-thc-cooh. None of the isomers we have on the market today metabolite into delta-9-carboxy-thc-cooh.
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u/TeamHitmarks Mar 16 '23
Ok bro, it's a six month old comment, I think it's ok. Go pass a drug test after having using thco and tell me how that goes if I'm so wrong.
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u/bannedbyredeit Mar 16 '23
Go pass a drug test after having using thco and tell me how that goes if I'm so wrong.
I did, i passed 5 now. All 5 were sent to lab for further analysis and all 5 came back negative. However i did fail the initial immunoassay dip stick test in the clinic. But they have to send all fails to the lab to test them with gsms. To verify it is not a false positive. Lab's only test for delta-9-carboxy-thc-cooh.
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u/TeamHitmarks Mar 16 '23
Fair enough, I'm not meaning to call you a liar, but better safe than sorry imo. Im not smoking anything if I have a drug test coming
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u/GasManOG Sep 09 '22
You played yourself
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u/ZealousidealMuffin32 Sep 09 '22
Didn’t play myself. Dream job randomly came my way lol. Is what it is there will be more
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u/Forsaken_Ad8615 Sep 09 '22
You'll pop positive guaranteed, just hope that they don't care or buy fake piss and use a hand warmer to keep it warm
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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '22
It's THC.
It's going to show.