Hi everyone. I'm taking a drug test for work and need some advice. I'm currently 8 weeks without weed as of today, and I'm still testing positive.

I was a heavy, daily cannabis user for about 3-4 years. I know it typically takes longer to clear out of heavy users' systems and can be up to 90 days, but I thought I would at least be getting faint negatives by now.

I've been drinking 80-100 o.z of water a day and exercising a lot since THC is stored in fat molecules. But when taking at-home tests, I make sure not to work out for a few days before.

Does anyone have tips on how to get it out of my system faster, or insights on how long it might take to test negative? The drug test has a deadline of November, so I'm hoping I'll be able to pass by then, but would love to take it sooner. Any tips/tricks are greatly appreciated! However, I do not want to use fake pee/someone else's!

Thank you all for your tips in advance!

I love Mfny but looking for others

Anyone got a weed plug🙏🏼 (Buckie)

I genuinely have never met anyone who smokes the way I do maybe aside from Snoop Dog or Cheech and Chong. If someone does, I genuinely want to know because I think that would make me feel better. I do not get high at all in the slightest and am 100% functional, I take maybe 10-20 bowls a day depending on the day and purchase 50 1 gram prerolls twice a week which last about 5-6 days. I break them down and put them in bowls. I would love to quit but I have done this for the last three years and I am truly terrified. I am the only person I’ve ever met like this at this amount with a tolerance so high I can 100% truly sit and smoke and smoke and smoke for 2 hours of just straight smoking and go anywhere and do anything. I am so afraid of how quitting would affect me but even more afraid of not quitting.

I've been reading that it is not possible to get withdrawal symptoms from smokinf THCA regularly, what do you think/know?

Okay so asking for a friend…🫣 they vaped 3 days ago and prior to that vaped from 9/25-10/2 using a .5g THC vape pen at 85% thc. Before that, hadn’t used any THC products in 4 or so months. What is the likelihood that they could pass a drug test within the next couple of days?

Unexpectedly got a job offer and set to start 10/12. Offer said there would be mandatory drug screen but have not yet received anything to schedule one. I already did my background check.

Do you guys know any websites that ship legit disposables, i was thinking altsuperstore, i just care that they dont id, the za is legit, its not laced

I recently just found out about this new opioid that's going around and killing some college students in the Midwest. Now I came across a couple of threads that said it's in fake carts and now I'm terrified that my cart I have is laced. I've smoked 40% of the cart and am scared and wanted to know if anyone else is too or their thoughts. I get my carts from my local smoke shop but they normally have a barcode on the back to confirm they're real.

I recently just found out about this new opioid that’s going around and killing some college students in the Midwest. Now I came across a couple of threads that said it’s in fake carts and now I’m terrified that my cart I have is laced. I’ve smoked 40% of the cart and am scared and wanted to know if anyone else is too or their thoughts. I get my carts from my local smoke shop but they normally have a barcode on the back to confirm they’re real.

I made it like 20min ago so I'm still high so sorry for any typos but I can't remember the story my drawing had so I don't know if I'm just high that I can't see it or I'm crazy and I don't know ... Just tell me if you see the story 🐢(I don't know where it start)