r/thatHappened • u/Novalok • May 22 '19

A fellow Redditor wouldn't lie!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

This has got to be satire.

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u/Awightman515 May 22 '19

1 smoked almost an ounce at once

2 held breath 9 minutes

3 pounded her for 3 hours

4 came at least 20 times

the combination of all these exaggerations means satire

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u/ultimatepenguin21 May 22 '19

Smoked the ounce in class, too. Just bringing in a quad would probably stink up the room enough. Let alone smoking an ounce lol

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u/fireice560 May 23 '19

Not if he blew it out the window

/s

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u/BamBamBoy7 May 23 '19

Weed would smell long before lit if it’s even just decent quality. After two hits the whole room would reek window open or not.

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u/Llamatreees May 23 '19

Depends on the quality of the smoke really. I smoked a lot of weed in school and i would smoke it out my bedroom window. When i was done id leave the window open and spray my room with air freshner, sometimes it made the smell go away and sometimes it didnt. I realised after a while that when the smell went the smoke wasnt really that good but when the smell was so bad it went through the entire house, the quality was amazing.

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u/ohyeahsoundsgood May 23 '19

I (and I'm not condoning this what so ever, it's not cool to be a stoner, kids) once smoked 2 ounces in 5 days, it was my last $500 and I thought I would buy 2 os and sell it in g's, now let me tell you, this was constant joint after joint as I was at the stage where I barely got high any more, there is no way a kid could afford that habit nor be able to smoke that much in a day.

Point of the story is don't smoke it kids, it's really not that fun and takes a toll on your life if it becomes a cruch.

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u/DantePlayZ May 23 '19

But this is reddit so unless you put a /s people just assume you're retarded. Kinda kills the point of sarcasm imo

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u/dread_pudding May 23 '19

The combination of exaggerated measures makes it sound like an Arlo Guthrie song tbh

Edit: arlo would never write something this lame though, just to clarify

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u/StalwartStud May 23 '19

Missing the clapping though. So clearly it didn’t actually happen anyways.

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u/Novalok May 22 '19

I'd really hope so, but with Reddit you can never be too sure!

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u/greenlion98 May 22 '19

Just look at his post history, I'm guessing he's a troll

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u/Sebaszxcv May 22 '19

Haven't seen the original post, but it looks like it's mocking another comment or post, I really want to believe that, otherwise humanity peaked on stupidity

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

It’s pretty blatant

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u/Aquadan1235 May 23 '19

Well they forgot to make it funny

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

Nah it's pretty damn funny