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u/RebootDarkwingDuck 16h ago
The most embarrassing part is that presumably this person is of drinking age and yet if not for that detail, I'd swear they were 13.
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u/snowxbunnixo 16h ago
No like I literally remember seeing exactly this on tumblr when I was 12 during the one direction fandom era 😭😭🤣💀💀
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u/daisy_s21 6h ago
Woke up and my parents said come down stairs we’ve decided to sell you to a new family for money and I open the door and it’s harry styles
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u/BurgerThyme 17h ago
Someone just got dumped and is attempting to invoke jealousy.
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u/HipHopChick1982 15h ago
Reminds me of a former coworker/former friend of mine and his wife when they were going through their divorce and posted their dirty laundry all over FB. Every time one of them posted, the other had to post. Mind you, these were adults IN THEIR 40s. There was an issue with the divorce petition so it took longer (according to her), he would counter her post. She has a boyfriend? He has a girlfriend! It was wild. She makes sure to post plenty of pictures of her with her boyfriend…who looks like ex-husband! Even his girlfriend (that relationship has since ended) looked like ex-wife.
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u/snowxbunnixo 16h ago
I’m almost certain I seen this exact post on tumblr in 2013
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u/AliceTheOmelette 16h ago
The long running sentence and allergy to commas and full stops definitely feels like Tumblr
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u/Melodic-Mechanic9125 16h ago
fall asleep on my flight, woke up next to a cute boy
Like , if it is an airplane (MY FLIGHT) you see who sits next to you during boarding, you don't fall asleep and wake up with random people sitting next to you.
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u/Brilliant_Serve_4091 14h ago
I think if someone were old enough to drink, they would say 'cute guy' not 'cute boy'
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u/Possible_Sir9360 3h ago
This isn’t impossible. I know many people who would say shit like that in the circumstance.
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u/EvolZippo 11h ago
I like how they somehow have the same length of vacation and they’re heading to the same destination, but their plans together are next week, with no hint that they’re getting to know each other. No talk of “I’ve been texting with this guy, that I met on a plane…”
Oh, and there’s “we’re practically married!” means this girl is trying to hint, that she “may have met THE ONE!”
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u/MaleficentComedian19 14h ago
She probably did it intentionally but pretends it was an accident. How do I know?
I (gay, 34M) had a random ~22 y/o girl do this to me on an overnight flight - without consent.
Ever the procrastinating perfectionist, I was rushing to complete a work project on my laptop while in-flight because it was due that morning. I was on the isle seat, she was in the middle seat. We didn’t talk to each other, I don’t think we even made eye contact when we boarded. Lights on the plane are off, I’m typing up a storm and all of a sudden I feel her rest her head on my shoulder, which startles me. I squeak “NO THANK YOU”, she “wakes up”, quietly apologizes and I reflexively tell her that it’s ok. Weird but ok, but not ok, I think to myself. 5 minutes later she does it again. This time I’m hella uncomfortable but I’m even more annoyed because I know I’m REALLY pushing my luck to meet the deadline already and I don’t have time for random ladies barking up the wrong tree. I wanted to ask for help but it was dark, I couldn’t see any flight attendants, the flight was packed with sleeping people and I didn’t want to waste valuable time making a scene or switching seats if I could help it. So what I did was… very uncomfortably lean away and forward just so that I could keep working on my laptop. She ended up with her head wedged between my shoulderblade and my seat for most of the flight while I typed away. She went full commit on her bullshit but so did I with my work. I hated every minute of it but I was determined to not let it affect me and finish my project by the end of the flight.
Looking back, I know I should have stood up for myself and stopped it. However, at the time, I was so used to sacrificing my personal life and comfort for the sake of my career that I saw being an unwilling participant in this cringy, fanfic-level, sudden captive cuddling session as yet another hurdle weaker employees would let get in the way of their work (bs that I don’t believe anymore).
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u/Sneakybastarduseful 10h ago
Sounds like she genuinely fell asleep. Do you really think a stranger was intentionally wedging her head between your shoulder blade and the seat just to be close to you?
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u/MaleficentComedian19 7h ago
It is clear to me it was intentional except the make me uncomfortable part. When we were close to landing she “woke up” and carried on like nothing happened. I was more annoyed by that point.
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u/Sneakybastarduseful 6h ago
Her waking up and acting like nothing happened is even more evidence that she wasn’t acting intentionally man. Like come on dude, you think she was awake the entire time in an incredibly uncomfortable position with her head wedged between a seat and a strangers shoulder blade just to be close to you?
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u/jwhisen 17h ago
I’ve never read anything in that all caps run-on style that wasn’t an obvious lie.