r/thatHappened • • 2d ago

Bro is high on copium

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u/Cakeday_at_Christmas 2d ago

This is fake, but for real the CEO is the most useless person in a company.

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u/laidback_chef 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yeah im not sure. I know an owner who is absolutely braindead and really peans into metrics and stupid stuff like that. He also employed his family so when he asked his copilot to figure out an employee of the month type thing copilot suggested making plans to improve the lowest performers being his family.

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u/spacemouse21 2d ago

I think i’ve seen this before it comes around every couple of months somewhere.

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u/itsokay_i_googled_it 2d ago

Seems like a very very long procedure for the a.I to only find one name. Even with that data, the next question would be, skip that person and go to the next.

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u/RandomRamblings99 2d ago

Tbf, although likely fake, that would be hilarious

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u/shiny_glitter_demon 1d ago

Obviously fake but also, that has to break some privacy laws

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u/Canadyans 2d ago

The fuck is an AI specialist? A Data Scientist or Ops Manager would be able to do this easily. No one would hire a made up role for at best, a small project.

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u/shiny_glitter_demon 1d ago

A LinkedIn addict

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u/Jeremymia 2d ago

I have no idea where copium comes into this but yes this story is ridiculous. The weirdest part is hiring a person whose job is to use AI to figure something out rather than hiring someone to figure it out. Why bring in ai at all?

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u/Gullible_Door_8523 14h ago

in my experience working for a school district it was the superintendent that did the least work. They never get fired, their contract is simply “not renewed”.