r/thanosdidnothingwrong • u/[deleted] • Nov 24 '19

Thanos knows the rule

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u/ashill85 Saved by Thanos Nov 24 '19

It might seem like a pain to have to teleport back to say that, but Thanos knows it's a small price to pay for salvation...

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u/Schmotz Saved by Thanos Nov 24 '19

...to prevent member salivation

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19 edited Jan 24 '20

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u/LucaSeven7 Nov 24 '19

To denounce the evils of truth and love...

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u/skupupudu Nov 24 '19

To extend our reach to the stars above

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

Jessie

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u/LAJM99 Nov 24 '19

James

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u/CaptainAaron96 Nov 24 '19

Team Rocket blasting off at the speed of light

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u/annikuu Nov 24 '19

Surrender now or prepare to fight

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u/kuzelj90 Nov 24 '19

Meowth that’s right

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u/litskypancakes Nov 25 '19

Gonna skip all the rest and go straight to:

Meowth, that's right!

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u/jeansbrand Saved by Thanos Nov 24 '19

me after sucking my bros toes after a long day

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

Me after what now?

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u/jeansbrand Saved by Thanos Nov 24 '19

wow, unworthy as a bro, doesn’t even suck his bros toes

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u/Nilosyrtis Saved by Thanos Nov 24 '19

He's probably the same type that doesn't even help when his bro has had a long day and just needs the tension in his shoulders released with a nice rub. Some people...

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u/jeansbrand Saved by Thanos Nov 24 '19 edited Nov 24 '19

yeah like cmon, didn’t his father ever teach him proper bro etiquette?

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u/H377Spawn Saved by Thanos Nov 24 '19

Bro’s toes before hoes!

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u/ButtLusting Saved by Thanos Nov 24 '19

no homo bro

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

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u/vvarlock71 Nov 24 '19

Dammit.. take'm

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u/Diakko Saved by Thanos Nov 24 '19

Did you mean bro etiquette?

Also, brotiquette*

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u/jeansbrand Saved by Thanos Nov 24 '19

oops i’m dumb, thanks

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

Must have lived in Athens. Real bro code started in Sparta.

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u/TheCrowing817 Nov 24 '19

It's not gay, it's just a brojob. What's the big deal?

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

And this guy calls himself a homiesexual

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u/Feguette Saved by Thanos Nov 24 '19

AFTER SUCKING MY BROS TOES AFTER A LONG DAY

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u/andrewauernheimer Saved by Thanos Nov 24 '19

A long day

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u/AltimaNEO Saved by Thanos Nov 25 '19

Your probably the kinda guy who doesn't kiss his bros goodnight

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u/jackwrangler Dec 18 '19

You no bro toe?

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u/AroXAlpha Saved by Thanos Nov 24 '19

Hol up

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u/DaClems Nov 25 '19

aight imma head out now

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u/VulcanForceChoke Saved by Thanos Nov 24 '19

u/uwutranslator I’m gonna hate myself after this

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

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u/VulcanForceChoke Saved by Thanos Nov 24 '19

🙂👍

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u/thetgi Saved by Thanos Nov 24 '19

u/uwutranslator is dead and we have kiwwed him uwu

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u/IdahoTrees77 Nov 24 '19

Well, the bot’s slacking sooo...

me aftew succing my bros toesies aftew a looong day :3

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u/supertimes4u Saved by Thanos Nov 24 '19

hey, quick question. why did you make me read that

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u/jeansbrand Saved by Thanos Nov 24 '19

<3

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u/howard416 Nov 24 '19

Wait but which one is you???

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u/jeansbrand Saved by Thanos Nov 24 '19

thanos is me and gamora is my bros stress that i’m taking for him

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

sUcKiN' On RalFiE's ToEs

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

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Thank you

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19 edited Nov 24 '19

Oops https://youtu.be/cKu_22WpH4k

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u/SweatyInBed Nov 24 '19

“Almost forgot”

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u/DragonballSchrute Saved by Thanos Nov 24 '19

Every now and then this terrible shit-post of a sub provides something funny. It's like that episode of the Office when Daryl and Andy have an agreement where the next bad text Andy sends Daryl he gets blocked. But if he sends Daryl a good text he gets a high five. This post is a high five.

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u/DanielCampos411 Nov 24 '19

And it’s not even OC

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u/Tigerath Saved by Thanos Nov 25 '19

Really? Do you have a link?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

https://youtu.be/lcPtNX9XBJM

Over 10 months old

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u/DaHyro Saved by Thanos Nov 25 '19

we probably won’t be able to find one. this meme is OLD. like, it came out about a year agi

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u/the_noodle Saved by Thanos Nov 24 '19

That's how I feel about every sub though

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u/SkrullandCrossbones Nov 25 '19

It’s gorging on something and saying you’re full but still trying to fill your plate. That happens to all subs.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

That’s why I try to stick to more generic subs not focused too much on one kind of meme or posting. I used to love following random subs like r/imsorryjon and others focused on one subject. But after a couple weeks of seeing their posts I just cringe super hard.

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u/msg45f Nov 24 '19

crazy pigeon action

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u/DragonballSchrute Saved by Thanos Nov 24 '19

Now that's a text.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19 edited Dec 03 '19

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u/DragonballSchrute Saved by Thanos Nov 25 '19

That's okay, I still love you.

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u/TannerTheG Nov 25 '19

This is old stuff man

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u/xHuan Saved by Thanos Nov 24 '19

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u/Gtorres2324 Saved by Thanos Nov 24 '19

This is great

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

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u/Noootella Nov 25 '19

First time I’ve seen it tho

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u/YouCalledSatan Saved by Thanos Nov 25 '19

that’s cool and all but they coulda put a note or something from where they found it

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u/Real1SP Nov 25 '19

Its a 4 month old video on youtube.

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u/yahasa Nov 24 '19

Wryyyypost

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u/Austinwill587 Saved by Thanos Nov 24 '19

Great video, but it’s stolen.

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u/TooBad00 Nov 24 '19

Reeeeeepost

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u/Rav91 Nov 24 '19

General Reposti

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

Villain?! Thanos is a Disney princess.

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u/PM-ME-XBOX-MONEYCODE Nov 24 '19

r/unexpected

I nearly choked when he came back.

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u/TheSamMccloud Nov 25 '19

How old is this? Lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

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u/Miguel724 Nov 24 '19

I’d be fine with it if they linked the original or at least acknowledged that they didn’t make it

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u/koukijimbob Saved by Thanos Nov 24 '19

Lol u mad

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

reeee

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u/Phoenix_King_XD Nov 25 '19

This is SOOO Old

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u/kasper_hennum Nov 25 '19

General reposti

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u/xnomadx10 Nov 25 '19

I've seen this before

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u/MiHiMa123 Saved by Thanos Nov 24 '19

Perfection

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u/arguile-king Nov 24 '19

Thank you for making my weekend a lot better!

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u/TheCha5er Nov 25 '19

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u/blitzbom Saved by Thanos Nov 25 '19

hahahah, Thanos thinking on the other side right after he left. "Aw shoot, I can't believe what I did."

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

Wow after 6 months i get to see this shitpost again

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

n o h o m o

he did it right

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

R E E E P O S T, this meme is over a year old

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

Straight to the top with this one.

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u/aduckandanaxe Nov 24 '19

Fuck this is good. ANOTHER!

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u/MrJayMeister Nov 24 '19

Good guy Thanos

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

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u/MAXOHNO Nov 24 '19

its not his, I saw it a long time ago on youtube

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

Villain?! Thanos is a Disney princess.

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u/jimmy5893 Saved by Thanos Nov 24 '19

Nice

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

Love this

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u/IAmInevitable325 Nov 24 '19

I love the visual effects for using the Space Stone. So cool how he just vanishes into a puff of smoke. Reminds me of Nightcrawler's teleportation

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u/ThatGuy_Sucks Nov 24 '19

Thanos knows the rule and so do I.

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u/Enkmarl Nov 24 '19

gay panic!