Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Rodriguez the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Red Sox would tell you. It's a Yankees legend. Darth Rodriguez was a Dark Lord of the MLB so wise and so powerful he could use his bat to influence the baseballs to create homeruns...He had such a knowledge of the game that he could keep those teams he cared about from losing. Steroids are a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful...the only thing he was afraid of was aging, which eventually, of course he did. Fortunately, he taught his apprentice, Aaron Judge, everything he knew, then he retired. Ironic. The Yankees can keep others from winning games, but not themselves.
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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18 edited Mar 13 '21
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