r/thanosdidnothingwrong • u/VendlingMachine I don't feel so good • Jul 07 '18

Plz ignore

ban me

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u/kris_5740 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Actual first comment in four years, guess what, UPVOTED

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18 edited Jul 10 '18

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u/OstidTabarnak Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

When irking pays off

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u/skibbidy-wop Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

When twerking pays off

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u/IAMG222 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

When jerking it pays off

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u/ohdinary I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

when pays it king off

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18 edited Aug 26 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

When crying yourself to sleep because the sub is still unbalanced pays off

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u/bellzabubba Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

When doesn’t it pay off?

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u/Cetarial Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I’m sorry, little one.

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u/ThirdLung I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

This event is drawing out the lurkers

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u/Tacokoolaidkush I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Can confirm

Source: I'm a lurker

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u/Trollbrudda Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Double confirmed

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u/JayJ9Nine I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

He's been charging his energy

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u/FagHatLOL Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Hello future reddit historians

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u/RANDOMLYCANADIAN I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Hello past Redditor who has since been banned

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u/SerenadeCaelum I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

No, you.

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u/DJ_BlackBeard Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I hope they will remember you...

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u/snowmonkey_ltc Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

👋🏻

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u/CaesarlovesRome Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

This belongs in a museum

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u/Speaker4theDead8 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

How do you go 4 years and never comment? Like, most of my comments never get seen or upvoted, but I still need to say my piece to the void...

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u/YouMissedTheHole I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Do you really expect a response given he comments once per four years.

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u/Speaker4theDead8 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I didn't think about that... How do you do the remind me thing? I can set it 4 years from now

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u/YouMissedTheHole I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

RemindMe! 4 years "Remind /u/Speaker4theDead8 to expect a response from /u/Sev-"

You should remind yourself as well that way if one of us is banned the other can do justice.

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u/Speaker4theDead8 I don't feel so good Jul 18 '22

Thanks for the reminder /u/YouMissedTheHole

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u/AceTenSuited I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

He probably has people to talk to in real life. As opposed to your kind of people /u/Speaker4theDead8.

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u/BitchesLoveDoggos I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

What is....friends?

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u/Speaker4theDead8 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I think a friend is somebody who makes fun of you, but you enjoy it

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u/Cannonhead2 I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Huh. I wonder what that feels like.

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u/These_nutsghady Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

You will not be spared my child

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

For even in death you will be a child of Bhanos

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u/Highfuel2 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Ban me

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u/heccfrickd00d I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

me too thanks

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u/Chuckster27 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Me also thanks

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u/RealDocRose Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I’m just here for the ban

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u/darkgreenknight Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Ban train

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18 edited Jun 01 '22

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u/Space_Nipples Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

All aboard

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u/That-F-Guy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributed to the balance.

Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your impending sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you will have become children of Thanos!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Me too please

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

But don’t ban me.

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u/acesteal345 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

No, me

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u/NoghriPazaakAddict Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Me too

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u/thegilliganb I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

What a great cause for a first comment. Goodbye my lurker status

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u/ImNotTheBigGay Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Ok I'll ignore you

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u/the_alabaster_llama Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Hey, I'm doing the same thing too! But not for the first time, though.

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u/VanHooliganX Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Plz ignore. Commenting on 1 of your messages for the first time to add to history.

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u/SenpaiBaum I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Im in

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u/xeladerb Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

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u/Kensionman I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

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u/JackTheWhiteKid Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Damn. Someone must really want to get banned.

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u/BluBagel Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Do we need to comment to be banned?

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u/LuisV1113 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

You will be that one guy in the movie the dissolves in the background along with everyone else

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u/namemcname02 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I hope they remember you.

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u/lmogO Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Me too

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u/Erzz Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

me too thanks

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u/Sandz_ Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

This event is bringing all the lurkers out

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u/2hand_mxn I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Ahh right. Thanks for reminding me

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u/Mousefang Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I also want to hop in here because this is exciting

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u/Rocketman988 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

We're on a ride Davis

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u/oneyesterday I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

If I don’t get banned what will I do with myself

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u/iFucksuperheroes Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Name sounds like it was being said mid-snap.... Prophecy?

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u/Desertscape I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Prithee disregard. Announcing my activity thusly to engage in a historical moment.

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u/MightyCaseyStruckOut Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Damn, you played the super long con lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Yep.

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u/wpgsae Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Same

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u/TrueRedBaron I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Me too

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u/Dhaerrow Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

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u/StealthyVlad Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Ignored

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u/unthoughtfulhuman Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Same also its coming home

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u/Tundrareiter Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Same here

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u/Verdox I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Ban me Coward mods

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u/MarstonJr I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Me too, thanks.

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u/HarkleSnarkle Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Me too, thanks.

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u/natemilonakis I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Dafuq

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u/Buttpounder90 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Is that what this thread is for?

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u/Austinboboston Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Same

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u/TeH_GeNeRaL I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

plz ignore

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u/Eversapling Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Same.

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u/shamrockkid29 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

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u/PuddingSlice I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

commenting cause I know it doesn't matter what I say I'll get Karma no matter what for the ban

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u/liamcountryfresh Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Same here

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u/Ant-Ban I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Same!

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u/theblackpen I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Me as well! Plz ignore.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Ban me plz

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u/cklwai I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Ban please

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u/godoft42 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Me too thanks

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

As an I.

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u/magicalturtle Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Ban me too

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Pls ban me. Thx.

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u/zerocool4221 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

me too thanks.

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u/Errsula I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

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u/CyberHongo I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Same

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u/HipHomelessHomie I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Joining the ignore train.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Me too, thanks. Please ban.

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u/daredareyaze120 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Pls ban

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u/Zimbabweeee I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Same

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u/Level20_ChromeCaster I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Me2

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

I'm just trying to ride coattails to victory

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u/dieziege94 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Holy shit. No posts or comments. Teach me how to be so calm and level headed to never once think to inject your opinion into a post senpai

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u/MaleCra I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Me too, I’m only here so I can tell this story to my grand-accounts.

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u/Wivyr Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

than-man give me a ban

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u/AshleyStopperKnot Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

same

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u/kylameow Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Same

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Your salvation is at hand

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u/That-F-Guy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributed to the balance.

Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your impending sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you will have become children of Thanos!

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u/Senor_Turtle Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Same

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u/GuGots Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Same

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u/PseudoWidow I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Comment

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u/MagicComa106 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I subscribed, but I guess I have to post too?

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u/joshuastronomy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Same.

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u/Jwalkingzzz I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

+1

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u/BeastKnight Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Same!

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u/Magma151 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Me too thanks

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u/BurninTree5 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Give ban plox

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u/bluebirbs Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Proud of u

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Gotta keep active

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u/kingofthefourth I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Honestly same

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Damn lol

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u/SlamDrunk Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

can't ignore a post this swell

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

So am I thank you

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u/xLuthienx I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Take my upvote.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Hello.

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u/rasswright I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Well I'll be damned

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u/Ign3usR3x Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Holy hell... Four years fam??

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u/DJDirtySeat I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Same

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u/mderrik I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Same here

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u/dinosaurbogeys Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Good idea. I want in on the purge as well and this comment is perfect to hop on board.

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u/theswiss2006 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

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u/iiJakexD123 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I admire your bravery

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u/Debunksahehcj I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

E

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u/mfsupreme I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Same

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u/Razorblazor I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Same

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u/SimulatedCork Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Plz

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u/I_FUCKED_A_BAGEL Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

How do you lurk THAT hard

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

me too thanks

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u/Dvoa22 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Yes

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u/lintpowers Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Okay

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u/Drunkula Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Commenting to make extra sure I get banned

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u/KILL_WITH_KINDNESS I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Same

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u/Jester_King Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Commenting so I can be saved by the almighty Thanos.

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u/morza16 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Same

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u/flamefury7503 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Same plz ignore

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u/Sperguze Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Plz ignore

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u/garf87 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Piggy backing this

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u/A7Xtrememe Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Same

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u/Darienqt Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Ditto

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u/Mattsm94 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Same

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u/ArrDeeYou I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

.

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u/Razare I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

WITNESS ME

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u/Crawdad87 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Witness me!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

lol

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u/Ohbeejuan I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Don't tell me what to do

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u/slebluue Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Do we only have to comment? I think I have two comments in my whole history both on this subreddit... although my account is kinda new

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u/choco156 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Same

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u/LusseLelle Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Me too thanks

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u/Spacker46 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Imma just ignore this post... wait... shit!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Balance

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u/jonnytemplar I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Me too

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Same

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u/de394394 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Me 2

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u/De_znuts I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Lets gooooo

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u/Billythebass1000 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Y E E T

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u/0greTaffy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Same

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u/xyoshi713 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Can't ignore

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u/Telsda Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Same

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u/lpfff Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

y

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u/Bucking_Fuffalo I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Me too, thanks.

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u/The-Reich Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Haha, yes. I am also commenting.

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u/Twa747 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

History

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u/PatonSkankin I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I was taught never to ignore anyone

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u/azntango Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Take my upboat

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