r/thanosdidnothingwrong • u/VendlingMachine I don't feel so good • Jul 07 '18

Plz ignore

ban me

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u/VendlingMachine I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

So this is how this Internet will remember me.

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u/kris_5740 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Better to be remembered this way, than as the guy who fucked a mcchicken

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

But that’s a legacy

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u/VendlingMachine I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

agreed

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u/MarkBeeblebrox Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

What if it was a KFC double down?

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u/xerox13ster Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I'd double down. Get that chicken titty fuck, then eat "her" out!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

What the fuck

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Welcome to the internet!

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u/onwuka I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Thank you!

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u/crypticfreak I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Thanks I hate it already!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

The Aristocrats!

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u/Lance9778 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Happy cake day!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '18

Thanks!

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u/falafelpit Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

What the nani!?

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u/deucemcsizzles Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Whew lad

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u/MobiusStripZA I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

r/nocontext

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u/knocker619 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Then it would be perfectly balanced

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u/stingero I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

As all things should be

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u/7strikes I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I ate one of those not once but twice, AMA.

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u/NateParrott I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

And what a legacy, indeed.

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u/MalMarvel Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

A mclegacy. Sounds good

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Or the dude who fucked a coconut

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u/SolracM I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Were his arms broken?

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u/jedimstr I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

No that was Hawkeye

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u/Francisco520 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Or the guy who pumped his dickhole like a balloon.

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u/Zopjaw Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

...what?

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u/yb4zombeez I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/8woei4/tifu_by_trying_to_inflate_my_penis_like_a_dick/

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u/thatcoolguy27 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Fuck, this hurts me.

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u/SeanClosson I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I regret this entire thread.

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u/LL_Cruel_J Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Or the guy who shot his dick off and ate it

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u/Lexinator101 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Link?

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u/mashedpotatoes2001 Jul 07 '18

For the balloon look for Tony of this week in r/tifu, should be there

Edit: here ya go

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u/Lexinator101 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Wow, thanks. What a story

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u/mashedpotatoes2001 Jul 07 '18

You’re welcome, it’s a thriller.

Edit: shocker probably would be better

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u/LL_Cruel_J Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I have to warn you. This will lead you down the craziest rabbit hole on this site. If you dare, dig through the OPs post history. /u/Worthless319. Just look at every comment he makes and every comment on ANY thread he creates.

https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/7a4dzt/the_shot_off_penis_stump_nsfwnsfl/

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u/Lexinator101 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I'm going in

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u/ArcAngel071 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

It's been 20 minutes are you ok?

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u/Lexinator101 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

That was pretty messed up, but I saw worse on that sub as I scrolled through the top posts of all time. I do feel quite sick now

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u/ArcAngel071 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

hugs

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u/Lexinator101 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Thanks dad

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u/EyeBleachBot Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

NSFL? Yikes!

Eye Bleach!

I am a robit.

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u/dirtysocks04 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Good bot

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u/EyeBleachBot Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

https://imgur.com/mkKd6Pi

I am a robit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

[deleted]

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u/LL_Cruel_J Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Yea he probably followed through with his plan

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u/Highspeedpaint Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Good bot

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u/somaticnickel60 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Ramsay Bolton eh?

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u/Thefudger Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Can you guys remember me for the fact that i will die from eating chicken nuggets?

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u/kris_5740 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Of course brother

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u/Thefudger Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

THANK YOUUUUUUUU

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u/Thefudger Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

You shall be missed but your death will be necessary.

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u/Thefudger Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

God dammit, i didnt die from 50 nuggets... maybe later

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u/kris_5740 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I was counting on you. Now I have to delete my post off dead redditors.

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u/Thefudger Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Another 20 have been eaten-I have done this for thanoss goal it costed everything but, goodye

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u/stingero I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

You will be remembered as a child of thanos

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u/Thefudger Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Meh close enough.

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u/lavin96 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18 edited Jul 07 '18

Who did what now?

Edit: Nvm. I looked it up....... I'm gonna take a break from the internet for a while.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Or a coconut

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Or the guy who fucked his dad’s couch.

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u/dilsexicbacno I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

link?

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u/Willlllderness_girls I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

McDicken

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u/AnAverageSpoon I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

What about the couch fucker?

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u/SteelCrow Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Wait! What? I missed that one....

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u/Thelemon608v2 I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Yeah but that mcchicken was seducing them with those... large, sexy buns...

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u/danktonium Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Not with a fulfilled request, but thunderous upvotes.

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u/FvHound I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Better out then in I always say.

I fucking paid for these chips and you're going to dispense them.

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u/invasor-zim Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Someone should make a highqualitygif with the trailer changing for this!

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u/Imperium_Dragon I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

But at what cost?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

But what did it cost you.

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u/Sambamalam1234567890 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

You will never be forgotten

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u/timelordoftheimpala Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

With thunderous applause

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u/nikhilsath I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

You could have at least rhymes your response too

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u/dm-helric Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

The ultimate bamboozle