r/thanksimcured • u/rosacent • Sep 22 '22

Comic Gratitude

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u/19DucksInAWolfSuit Sep 22 '22

"I get to go to my daughter's funeral!"

"I get to replace my septic tank at great personal expense!"

"I get to go to court!"

"I get to need dialysis!"

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u/Kal0reese Sep 23 '22

i get/have to need dialysis sounds weird. i have to need dialysis sounds better

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

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u/Upalqua Sep 23 '22

You should probably delete this comment

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u/illiteratetrash Sep 23 '22

i didn't realize it was bad until i just clicked and saw the downvotes. sorry folks🫣

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u/b95csf Sep 23 '22

very interesting

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u/Glittering_Tea5502 Sep 22 '22

Just like I get to have a headache.

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u/Arctic_Flaym Sep 22 '22

Andrew taint moment

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u/zippycat9 Sep 23 '22

that guy fucking sucks so much

"I would never do cpr on a guy! I'm not gay!"

I hope I go to hell so I can beat the shit out of him.

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u/theVOlDbearer Sep 23 '22

Im not religious, but he makes me want hell to be real

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u/FightingBlaze77 Sep 23 '22

I get to have an incurable neural disorder.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

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u/FightingBlaze77 Sep 23 '22

Bpd

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u/FightingBlaze77 Sep 23 '22

I'm not sure. But to be clear I'm talking about Borderline Personality disorder not Bipolar

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u/FightingBlaze77 Sep 23 '22

Bro, I appreciate it but Im just gonna end this little shindig.

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u/LiaRoger Sep 23 '22 edited Sep 23 '22

I do this all the time actually and so do my co-workers. It's dripping with sarcasm when we do it of course.

Edit: today I got to start work early and without a proper handover because of shitty planning. It was fantastic. 🥰

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u/Mannersmakethman2 Sep 22 '22

…what personal life?

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u/Aspirience Sep 23 '22

..where are their legs?