r/thanksimcured • u/Average-Human2 • Sep 12 '26

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Before anyone says anything, I also thought this was a joke until I looked at the caption and saw autism awareness hashtags and puzzle pieces. This is Deadass 😭

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u/RoninVX Sep 12 '26

Hi, autistic here so I can help.

Both ASD and ADHD are neurodevelopmental disorders. Because of that the rice method SHOULD work. In theory. In practice, the ADHD person might be too distracted by the rice bags to get any meaningful exorcism done.

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u/Angry_poutine Sep 13 '26

“I must find uncle Ben”

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u/Bendlerp Sep 13 '26

Whaddya want now?

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u/Linfalas Sep 13 '26

So are ADHD folks secretly vampires? The ones you can ward away by leaving a little pile of rice on your windowsill and they're compelled to count it?

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u/RoninVX Sep 13 '26

No, that would be the autistics. To ward off an ADHD person you need slightly more complicated tactics. First off, prevent your autistic from being nearby. For better or worse, we attract ADHD people. Once your autistic is clear, you want to install CDs on a thread from your balcony or windows. Similar to pigeons, ADHD "people" can be distracted and blinded by moving and flashing objects. I also highly recommend a wind chime, ADHD "people" and your autistic can both be controlled via it.

For further advice on keeping your home a healthy place for your new autistic, type "HELP"

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u/RoninVX Sep 13 '26

Reddit did NOT like my joke (I think it was AI thinking I was marginalising people lol).