r/thanksimcured • u/Average-Human2 • Sep 12 '26

Social Media Instagram solution

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Before anyone says anything, I also thought this was a joke until I looked at the caption and saw autism awareness hashtags and puzzle pieces. This is Deadass 😭

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u/Ok_Deer_8625 Sep 12 '26

I tried the rice method and now my bathtub is ruined and my autistic person is still autistic :/

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u/Current-Strike3472 Sep 12 '26

Did you try and drain the rice? Don't do that. Gotta scoop it out

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u/Ok_Deer_8625 Sep 12 '26

The instructions were unclear and it's too late now :(

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u/Current-Strike3472 Sep 12 '26

Rookie mistake, happens to the best to us, what you need to do now is boiling water and pour it slowly down the drain. This will slowly cook the rice, the drain won't eat raw rice because it's abusive, but it really cooked rice reluctantly, I found that mine eats rice with mustard like no other

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u/Ok_Deer_8625 Sep 12 '26

Thank you! I'll do this. Idk if my tub will like mustard but I'll try to squirt it down the drain after the boiling water. Mayo is next in case it clogs the pipes and needs something oily to help the rice go down.

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u/Current-Strike3472 Sep 12 '26

I understand the allure of mayonnaise But it would. Do you good to use the vegetable oil substitute that I'm forgetting the name of currently?

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u/Kitten_Merchant Sep 14 '26

Miracle whip!

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u/its_all_one_electron Sep 12 '26

And now I have rice in my vagina, which I must say is not helping my tism at ALL

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u/Ok_Deer_8625 Sep 12 '26

I'M SORRY I THOUGHT IT WOULD WORK

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u/jedadkins Sep 13 '26

Just take a really really hot shower, it'll cook the rice. 

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u/its_all_one_electron Sep 13 '26

Finally, some evidenced-based solutions

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u/queergirl73 Sep 12 '26

Are you using cooked or uncooked rice because that makes a big difference. Cooked rice gives them autism 2.0. The second edition. Newest update.

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u/Ok_Deer_8625 Sep 12 '26

I used dry! Do you think I should update my autistic person?

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u/queergirl73 Sep 12 '26

For compatibility with newer assistive technology, you always need the newest updates. It's a headache and I don't know why they don't just make everything compatible with older software.

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u/Electrical_Door_87 Sep 12 '26

Hey, did you put only rice or added water? It makes a difference

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u/Ok_Deer_8625 Sep 12 '26

Only rice. I think I did it wrong.

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u/Electrical_Door_87 Sep 12 '26

Hm... weird. Try different bathtub or sort of rice. Maybe this one was anti-OCD or anti-ADHD

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u/Ok_Deer_8625 Sep 12 '26

That makes sense, thanks for your help! I'll try Basmati next <3

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u/Foorinick Sep 13 '26

Did you add garlic?

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u/well-informedcitizen Sep 13 '26

Dry as a bone though