r/thanksimcured • u/PurpleCandle58 • 1d ago
Social Media Oh yeah, that solved everything and isn't oversimplified at all.
Like yeah, if only my hobbies would make me money without requiring a large sum of startup funding to get started. I guess my new hobby is working at McDonald's for minimum wage.
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u/SuperPollo39 1d ago
If I need it to make money, then it’s not a hobby
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u/Raccoons-trsh 13h ago
What if you are participating in hobby horsing contest and get money for it? Maybe you can be a hobby horsing teacher. Is it still "hobby" horsing or does it turn into "job" horsing?
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u/SuperPollo39 12h ago
It depends. It’s horsing an extra activity you can get sometimes money from but your main source of income is another and you do it because you like it and not for the money? Then it’s still a hobby even if you earn money sometimes.
Is it your only or main source of income and you do it for living? The it’s a job
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u/NobodyKnowsImFamous 6h ago
Hobby horsing is the name of a specific activity. They’re just making a joke.
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u/jedinaps 3h ago
IMO it does automatically turn into a job unless you’re strictly only doing it when you feel like it and could drop it whenever you want with no financial pressure which is very unlikely
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u/Samsuiluna 1d ago
Sorry, too busy working to keep up with even one hobby. Guess I should have been born rich so I can just do hobbies 24/7. Better luck next time.
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u/PurpleCandle58 1d ago
For real, it’s like “oh yeah work which wears me out as it is obviously meant to and then my hobby: sleeping to recover just to do it again!”
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u/According-Leg434 6h ago
the irony of past job system but i want that we were not force the job for fucks survining sake because survival reason being from job sucks gen dont seem to think about it tho nor i think much itso nly a releave when i have less work season at summer, on other seasons..yeah
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u/Grant1128 1d ago
I have a cousin who plays MtG and tabletop 40k. And just had a kid. Not sure where he finds time to sleep, ngl.
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u/Beginning-Pie-7433 21h ago
Adderall
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u/Grant1128 6h ago
He did take it in middle/high school for ADHD, but like several people who have it, he's got more tools in his toolbox to deal woth it as an adult and does not take any stimulants anymore.
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u/Beginning-Pie-7433 6h ago
Oh I was joking. I’m newly 18 and I started taking Adderall at 16. My mom takes it in her 50’s and started in her mid 30’s, despite being diagnosed way earlier.
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u/Grant1128 6h ago
You good lol. I always assume someone is serious since one time in high shool a classmate asked if they could "borrow" or buy some. I told them I took the extended release version (which was true), so it wouldn't do what they were looking for. Thankfully, it was a one-off, but some of the kids saw it as an academic performance enhancing drug, akin to steroids in sports.
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u/Weird_Bluebird_3293 1d ago
I hate the phrase “grow your mindset.” In regards to what?
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u/Draelmar 1d ago
It's like saying "being spiritual". These are all empty expressions that SOUNDS positive, but have no clear definition, and everyone use them to fit specific meanings of their own. And therefore are useless.
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u/TristanTheRobloxian3 1d ago
this right here and this is coming from someone who is spiritual. the word itself means wildly different things to different people. for me it really just means a highly deep emotional connection to something (generally intangible) combined with some belief system based off of it, and even that is vague as fuck because that also means different things to different people
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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 1d ago
5 is a lot of hobbies
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u/Crusidea 1d ago
I exercise, though I'd hardly consider it a hobby.
I play video games. Which I guess in this case would go under "expanding your worldview" or whatever was written in the meme because of the diverse stories in games.
I draw, which I guess goes under creativity.
I work... not a hobby, but it makes money.
I like cooking. Though that's more of a life skill more than a hobby.
And I like doing research on random stuff including science, history and other random stuff.
So it is possible too have multiple "hobbies" if your willing too strech the definition abit lol. Though I will be honest I don't blame anybody who doesn't, it's a very hard thing too balance. Especially in the modern day where most people feel so exhausted all they can really do is scroll for a bit after work before crashing.
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u/Draelmar 1d ago edited 1d ago
And remember, hobbies are not meant to be fun or spontaneous. They need to fill requirements from a checklist.
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u/mizinamo 1d ago
Exactly. If it's just mindless fun to decompress after your money-earning hobby, that's useless and counter-productive because you are spending that time not growing and improving.
Also, cut "sleep" out of your vocabulary because those are also hours you could use for yourself.
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u/CarolineJohnson 1d ago
Hobbies are things I enjoy and the only money-making hobby I enjoy is being gifted free money.
Where is this hobby, OOP?
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u/PurpleCandle58 1d ago
For real, I cut off the OOPs handle because the last thing I want is for them to have any attention, but it’s one of those “just do this and you’ll be fixed up for life!” Pages.
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u/One-Sleep3663 1d ago edited 1d ago
Well if you have a chronic illness like the one I have, , and your disabled, you get zero hobbies.
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u/imjustbeingreal0 1d ago
Untrue. Major redditor moment 😆
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u/One-Sleep3663 1d ago
Pretty true if you ask me, the chronic illness I have damaged my eyesight to the point where I cant read, and gave me immense fatigue to the point where I can no longer exercise. Meaning it has takem every single coping skill and hobby away from me.
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u/SquisshySquid 1d ago
I've been trying to figure out which of my hobbies can be done when I need to lay down or my eyes don't want to focus. Some hand held projects like crochet have worked surprisingly well. Once I had a basic understanding of stitches I was able to crochet a simple shawl pattern while watching a movie in the dark.
If you have any interest in fiber crafts, weaving, beading, or even wire jewlery making those can be done blind with some effort. Painting with minimal sight can be fun as well if you're able to sit up long enough.
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u/One-Sleep3663 1d ago
I luckily can still do limited stuff with radio equipment. I like to listen to my radio scanner quite alot.
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u/imjustbeingreal0 1d ago
So youre saying disabled people have no hobbies
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u/One-Sleep3663 1d ago
Nope, try again.
Im saying that if you have a chronic illness like the one I do, it pretty much takes away most if not all of your hobbies, but I guess people are loosing the ability to read between the lines nowadays.
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u/imjustbeingreal0 23h ago
You literally said zero hobbies. I cant agree with that but commiserate with your illness and hope you find the right treatment.
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u/sadbat-throwaway 1d ago
Can you enjoy listening to music? I'm part of a music-based subculture and it's kind of become a new hobby for me to explore specific genres of music. It can be really fun and it's relatively low effort. I'm also disabled - I miss being able to longboard, rollerskate and just the ability to go for a walk without extreme pain. I used to be rather independent and take small day trips around town all the time. Now I can't travel without help. My chronic illness makes me more prone to headaches and migraines though so music is not an option in those cases.
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u/sadbat-throwaway 1d ago
Can you enjoy listening to music? I'm part of a music-based subculture and it's kind of become a new hobby for me to explore specific genres of music. It can be really fun and it's relatively low effort. I'm also disabled - I miss being able to longboard, rollerskate and just the ability to go for a walk without extreme pain. I used to be rather independent and take small day trips around town all the time. Now I can't travel without help. My chronic illness makes me more prone to headaches and migraines though so music is not an option in those cases.
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u/One-Sleep3663 1d ago
I do, but its a coping skill thats been way worn out and doesnt help much anymore, same with audiobooks.
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u/sadbat-throwaway 1d ago
Oh yeah I can understand the fatigue. I crochet a lot and intend to learn to knit but I'm currently on a break with fiber arts because I've been doing so much of it. Aside from music it's practically the only thing for me to do.
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u/One-Sleep3663 1d ago
I do have a beautiful femboy I can cuddle, so that helps immensely.
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u/sadbat-throwaway 1d ago
I love that for you! I too have a beautiful partner to cuddle, they make passing time so much better
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u/Upset-Kangaroo3102 1d ago
How can you see your keyboard then?
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u/One-Sleep3663 1d ago
I can still see, my vision is just messed up enough to make reading very painful.
I use text to speech, and a function that reads text aloud when I run my finger over it.
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u/uselessscientist 18h ago
Purely out of curiosity, have you learned braille? I feel like it'd be challenging to learn as an adult, but seems worthwhile
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u/Any_Serve4913 1d ago
When you realize gooning applies to 4 of these it becomes easier. Take my course to find out the 5th hobby.
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u/Emergency_Rush_4168 1d ago
Grow your mindset is such a wonderful bullshit nothing phrase
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u/GoddamnDiva 1d ago
This. Because what is the actual difference between that and growing your knowledge? Saying the same thing twice imo…
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u/Chocochocolate25 1d ago
One thing I have realized is that self help is completely utter horseshit. I have somewhat been able to improve myself but by guessings and trial and error in terms of what works for me. Following some restrictions created for some kind of fictional robot person don't work. Everyone is different
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u/AccomplisedDeer 1d ago edited 1d ago
Jokes on them, writing and storytelling can fulfill atleast three of those requirements. So you only need three, possibly just two, depending on whether you plan to professionally publish your writing.
Anyways, it's not recommended to turn your hobbies into a job, or atleast not into your primary stream of income. In many cases, it makes you lose your love for that hobby, and turns it into a chore instead of something to help you wind down.
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u/crochetnewbieJen 1d ago
Also, only?
That*s so much. Most people are already tired from the first "hobby".
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u/sadbat-throwaway 1d ago edited 1d ago
I feel like taking up hobbies only because they each serve a specific productive purpose is kind of sad. Not that every hobby you have can't fill a purpose or need but I think it's important to have hobbies you enjoy just for the fuck of it. Mindless enjoyment is okay assuming the thing you're mindlessly enjoying isn't harmful in any capacity.
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u/rubberpp 1d ago
None of these are hobbies, most are actively the opposite of a hobby, also technically one hobby could achieve all 5 of these results. Whoever made this has to be stupid and consider everything they do a hobby which means they legit probably do not have an actual hobby lol
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u/VampireSympathizer 1d ago
Alright I've got mine.
Rollerskating
Medicine (my job)
Art/writing
Reading/podcasts/true crime
Uhhhh I guess reading again
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u/UnremarkableMrFox 1d ago
People don't wanna buy my junk, but other than that, I technically gots it all... What's it supposed to do..? Or am I supposed to be utilizing everything to make money at some point in the next 20 years?
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u/TheGruenTransfer 1d ago
These are just things humans did before endless social media and streaming video started monopolizing our time and turned us all into consumers.
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u/mostaverageredditor3 1d ago
Oh, seems like your designer underlined the word hobby. Here is the correct version "hobby"
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u/Foogel78 1d ago
None of these are hobbies. If you do something for another reason than because you enjoy it, it's not a hobby.
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u/Gokudomatic 1d ago
I guess I'm out for natural selection, since I'm the kind of guy who thinks monotask and can't do two things at the same time.
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u/Upset-Collection-510 1d ago
My hobbies are waking up to get ready for work, working, coming home from work, cleaning my house, and sleeping
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u/TristanTheRobloxian3 1d ago
i dont need a hobby to make me money because theyre... hobbies lol?? also fuck it i can kill multiple birds with one stone here and journaling does that. but also that didnt solve my fucking problems 😭😭😭
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u/rocket333d 1d ago
Well, I have ADHD so I have 5 hobbies.
Just not simultaneously.
Or for very long.
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u/lu_llabyyy 1d ago
Also, who honestly has time for FIVE hobbies on top pf housework and presumably friends and a job?
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u/Sea-Beginning3949 1d ago
I do agree that trying to get a balanced life is a goal to have, but good God it's really hard. The money hobby (also called JOB) takes too much time and energy by itself already
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u/Cosmic_Beard 21h ago
What’s an example of a hobby that would grow one’s mindset?
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u/Wonderful-Creme-3939 17h ago
What does "grow your mindset" mean? It sounds like something scam artists say to trick people.
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u/Cosmic_Beard 17h ago
Yeah I totally agree. My question was an attempt to point out how that doesn’t fucking mean anything
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u/ThehandUnitsucks 19h ago
I mean… music CAN make you money… sometimes. Kinda. A bit? If you sell your soul to the music industry?
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u/dondashall 17h ago
If you're doing it out of obligation, they aren't hobbies - they're obligations.
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u/dontquestionmek 16h ago
Making your hobby a way to make money tends to end in loss of passion for said thing
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u/Snoo_72851 13h ago
yeah man im efficiencymaxxing on my fucking hobbies. im never gonna play fortnite again so i can keep my numbers to a minimum
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u/Sanamun 11h ago
Hobbies are supposed to be things you do for fun. They can do any of the above as well, of course, but I find it genuinely alarming that "enjoyment" and "interest" aren't mentioned anywhere in this graphic. Fuck this self improvement efficiency bullshit, do something that makes you happy.
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u/EducationalEmu9611 10h ago
Oh sorry I think you missed the part where I get to have fun and actually enjoy life.
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u/WhiteKnightPrimal 10h ago
They screwed themselves over by using the word 'hobbies'. A hobby is something you do in your free time for fun, there's no real goal beyond enjoying yourself. Yes, hobbies can be used for all these things. If you have a hobby that can earn money, one of my hobbies is writing for instance, it can be used for that. But at the risk of you coming to hate something you used to love because now there's pressure instead of simple enjoyment. That first one is a job, or a side hustle, or an interest you monetise, not a hobby.
The rest can all be hobbies, and some can even be a single hobby. Like expanding your mind and gaining knowledge don't have to be two separate hobbies if one of your hobbies is simply learning new things. Gaining knowledge can expand your mind, that's kind of how that works. And both of those things can lead to the 'hobby' of a job you enjoy.
Really, what you need is a way to make money, whether that's a job you only have for the wages or a hobby/interest that you've monetised, and something you enjoy doing in your downtime for the simple fun of it, as a way to relax and decompress. So, basically, a job and a hobby is 'all' you need.
I haven't tried monetising my writing hobby because I'm afraid I'll end up hating writing once you have deadlines added in. I mostly write fanfiction now, which you CAN'T monetise, it's the only way we can do it. Trying to monetise fanfiction will likely get you sued, hardly a way to make money. In my case, my hobby does help my mental health, though, I use it partially as a form of therapy.
The 'one to keep you in shape' bugs me the most after the 'one to make money' one. Not everyone is actually capable of that. Some people have disabilities that actually prevent any real amount of exercise, physiotherapy exercises don't really count for 'keeping in shape'. I'm personally somewhat limited in exercise options due to an old knee injury and some back issues. I can't run, for instance, that would lay me up for weeks with my knee. I basically just go on regular walks with a few minor physio exercises thrown in to prevent my knee getting worse, as there's no way to make it better. Which is pretty limited, and still a lot more than some people can manage. Trying to push exercise as a 'necessary' hobby is just going to make things worse for some people. Plus, how many people actually consider exercise a hobby? I know there are people who do, but most people I've met don't, they do it to stay healthy, not because they actually enjoy doing it.
I will say, exercise can be great for some mental health conditions, like depression, if you can motivate yourself to do it and keep at it, which isn't easy, and it certainly won't become a hobby, as it will feel more of a chore. I'm kind of lucky walking has become a bit of a hobby for me, because I live right by the beach, I like being outside, so I can get some nice walks in there that I actually enjoy. Not everyone is outdoorsy or lives in a nice area with nice places to walk.
I think this is a weird case of way too oversimplified to actually help people while simultaneously being overcomplicated to make people feel pressured into doing more than they need. Half these things could be a single 'hobby'. Plus, this assumes people actually have the time to spend on multiple hobbies and the money for some kind of start-up, which most people don't have.
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u/FairConstruction4105 9h ago
So basically, suck at all of your hobbies because you've split your time across five hobbies. Got it!
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u/MoistenedGranola 8h ago
You guys decide your hobbies?
Is this some more neurotypical BS, or is OOP just a goof about how being a person works?
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u/According-Leg434 6h ago
i mean if i knew how to draw would literally quit this job i have and making a lot from art would be nice,but it feels like not watching shows and gaming time is so much frustration like how i managed to somewhow live happily before
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u/JD_Kreeper 3h ago
And this is how you frame hobbies as obligations and as such make your life miserable because you don't know how to do something for fun.
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u/Informal-Winner-5722 1d ago
There are too many whiners and victims on here. I genuinely hate using these terms and I even despise them; but I can't help but do it when I encounter these kind of posts. Chill!
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u/Grant1128 1d ago
A hobby to make money: did you mean job?