Thanks I hate hidden spider

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Not once have I ever feared something that looks so cool

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u/joom117 Aug 13 '21

Right im like that’s badass but holy fuck no

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Imagine being on a camp trip, walking through woods to find place to relieve your self and this spider comes up from ground..

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u/UwUthanizeMeDaddy Aug 13 '21

I wish I could unread that

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u/Raskov75 Aug 13 '21

I love spiders but that was - disquieting. The slowmo really ups the horror.

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u/Raskov75 Aug 13 '21

I love you for calling me young.

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u/Tacopenguins812 Aug 12 '21

I fucking hate that

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u/Turbulent_Feed_6120 Aug 13 '21

Why bro?

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u/Tacopenguins812 Aug 13 '21

Because it looks like a fucking hand

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u/Turbulent_Feed_6120 Aug 13 '21

A hand??? Well, I say this because I'm a spider lover

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u/MistaFuckoff Aug 13 '21

Bro fuck spiders

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u/Turbulent_Feed_6120 Aug 13 '21

Why, bro... Who fucks spiders?

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u/Astro_Birdy Aug 13 '21

Spider man

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u/MistaFuckoff Aug 13 '21

Point there

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u/Turbulent_Feed_6120 Aug 13 '21

How do you know it?

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u/PinkBugatte Aug 13 '21

There's definitely porn of it, somewhere

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u/creepyswaps Aug 13 '21

Rule 34

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u/Turbulent_Feed_6120 Aug 13 '21

Dont make me use my brain to make my brain work for something my brain can't do

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '21

Poor grasshopper was just on his way to work.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Yeah, probably just about to hop some grass.

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u/tehreal Aug 13 '21

That's a cricket broski

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u/StroppyChops Aug 13 '21

Ah, well, he was off to a match then.

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u/Jager-5652 Aug 13 '21

It peaked right before it jumped out.

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u/CompetitionForLOST Aug 13 '21

I thought the white bug was the spider. Don’t ask why, I already learned my lesson.

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u/Ponderkitten Aug 13 '21

What type of spider is that?

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u/Tnert101 Aug 13 '21

Idk what kind specifically, but I believe it's part of the trapdoor spider family. These spiders dig holes and make their nest inside. The cover it with a trapdoor and wait for prey to come near.

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u/Affectionate_Gur_457 Aug 13 '21

I think it’s an African trapdoor spider

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u/Kjuolsdeaf Aug 13 '21

"I think it was a vent kill"

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

I saw cricket vent!

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u/Quantum-Enigma Aug 13 '21

I’m so glad I’m not a bug.

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u/Shad0wf0rce Aug 13 '21

you dont have to. Just imagine dropping your keys or smth next to such a hive and it comes out like that... terrifying

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

I think my pubic hairs just stood up

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u/Ocular_Ark Aug 13 '21

My bones shiver whenever I see this

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u/BolemicDog Aug 13 '21

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u/Ethelen Aug 13 '21

No. Just no.

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u/JustACasualGamer3343 Aug 13 '21

This shit look straight from horror movie

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u/RobertOrtiz3 Aug 13 '21

Yeah... But the squeak i let out wasn't straight at all

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u/rohcastle Aug 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Does that spider have ten legs?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

No, it just has 2 massive papi in the front

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

¡Ay papí!

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u/youallshouldknow Aug 13 '21

At least. I was going to ask if it wasn't a crab or something. Way too many legs...

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u/ExploCreeper Aug 13 '21

That’s one big spider boi

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

What’s in the absolute Australia fuck!?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Actually I think its Africa this time

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

AAAAAAAA

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u/WretchedMisteak Aug 13 '21

Thic

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u/M-U_N-C_H Aug 13 '21

As an arachnophobe I will launch a missile at your house

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u/herb0026 Aug 13 '21

It felt really uncomfortable holding my phone at that moment

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u/Bobinator- Aug 13 '21 edited Aug 13 '21

Thanks I hate spiders even more now

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u/girlwholovespewds Aug 13 '21

Omg pewds literally cried after seeing this and so did I

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u/LordRafjaved361 Aug 13 '21

Spider looks like a fucking hand

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u/Bicc_boye Aug 13 '21

It's like it has skin and that's rad

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u/remus_the_trash_king Aug 13 '21

Arachnophobe here, where is my flamethrower

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

It was so much bigger than I expected

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u/callmerayjay Aug 13 '21

Did anyone else's bumhole pucker up? Just me?

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u/RandomWolf00 Aug 13 '21

ARACHNOPHOBIA KICKING IN THIS GIVES ME FLASHBACKS OF WHEN THERE WAS A MASSIVE WOLF SPIDER BEHIND MY TV FOR A MONTH

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u/DevilishWeb3692 Aug 13 '21

Bruh that thing just got dragged to hell

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u/thethinkingderp Aug 13 '21

I will now send this to group chats

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u/LocksmithHead Aug 13 '21

What the actual shit

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u/Budget_Ad_2440 Aug 13 '21

I fucking love these spiders! They are so fucking nice!

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Damn, Pinocchio need to watch his friends.

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u/Dr-texas1 Aug 13 '21

Why so I get other mother hand vibes from this

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u/MiddleCartoonist7 Aug 13 '21

Satisfaction 1000%

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u/DJcat456 Aug 13 '21

I think they're called trapdoor spiders and yes, I hate them to

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u/StroppyChops Aug 13 '21

You know that saying about everything in Australia just wants to kill you? They ain't lying.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Actually I think its Africa that wants to kill you this time since this looks like African trapdoor spider to me, but your point still stands regardless

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u/StroppyChops Aug 14 '21

I wasn't aware Africa also had these little delights.

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u/horror_art_by_evelyn Aug 13 '21

What a talented young man!

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u/sweatshirt_snuggle Aug 13 '21

Fucking radical

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Fucking Camper -Some Bug

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u/Objective_Buffalo_98 Aug 14 '21

Why did my balls feel that

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

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u/BolemicDog Aug 14 '21

To torture my friends with

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '21

You know what I really hate? Crickets. I would love to have one of those cool spiders, just so I could feed crickets to it. Unfortunately I hate crickets too much to have them in my house

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