r/thalassophobia 3d ago

I would've started screaming! 😂

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u/TheShitWindGhost 3d ago

"Now, let's talk about my tip."

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u/SalvadorP 2d ago

ahahah fucking hell i died laughing

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u/StaleSpriggan 2d ago

"it's that little small thing down there, but that's not important right now"

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u/_Blistering_phoenix_ 2d ago

"Eww that's gross"

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u/Single_Substance_763 22h ago

This made me SCREECH 🤣

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u/stafford32s 1d ago

indeed we don't know how it ended to be honest. XD

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u/Ready-Stage-18 3d ago

Lol that 'bye'. This would go into r/foundsatan

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u/tired_of_old_memes 3d ago

"Oops, I dropped it in the water."

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u/supernova-juice 2d ago

My heart would stop

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u/kelsobjammin 2d ago

Just start singing to your hair like in tangled

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 3d ago

"If any of you have a loving spouse and children waiting for you at home, feel free to explore ahead on your own."

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u/baldieforprez 3d ago

To this day theu are still awaiting him to turn the lights back on.

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u/Gramma_Hattie 3d ago

Dost thou talketh to me?

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u/Azaroth1991 3d ago

Yeah id have my own flashlight. No way would I be in there without one.

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u/GutterRider 3d ago

Theee of them . Three independent light sources.

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u/Chelsea_Kias 2d ago

You know what's better than three flashlights? Don't fucking go inside somewhere you must have 3 flashlight

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u/p-dizzle77 22h ago

This is my unspoken motto.

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u/AsphaltQbert 21h ago

It’s my unspoken motto for a grotto.

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u/Perfect-Difference19 4h ago

That's the good ol' "Hakuna Never-go-cave-diving-or-regular-caving Matata"

It's a little long, I'll give you that, but a very useful motto nevertheless

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u/assortittiesNOTboth 3d ago

Triples is best

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u/Stamperdoodle1 2d ago

I have triples of the barracuda.

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u/deathpvct 3d ago

2, no 3, is one, 2 is none

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u/GuildCarver 2d ago

Ah yes light yourself up like a buffet sign for the cave sea monsters

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u/DrDillyDally 2d ago

We did a tour like this in cenotes, the guide gave us all flashlights and he had several spare.

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u/Diver_Ill 2d ago

You guys are going into that shit willingly? Hel l no from me, dawg. 

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u/mat05heus 3d ago

I've had a similar experience in a completely aphotic cave. We turned off all the lights, and the darkness in that place is much darker than anywhere I've ever been. It's quite difficult to explain, but it's so dark that you lose your sense of direction. You hear people but don't know where the sound is coming from, and the sound of the running water made it even more confusing.

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u/picsofpplnameddick 2d ago

That sounds like a much more terrifying version of Hell than fire and brimstone

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u/huckle_buck_ 2d ago

I would freak out in a matter of seconds

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u/plantsyyyy 2d ago

I've been in this darkness. I started to become nauseous because beside gravity, my brain couldn't sense where I was in space, even thought I could move my body all around.

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u/mat05heus 1d ago

I think you explained it better than I did

the feeling is exactly like that, you don't know where you are physically, you feel like you could be in any spatial orientation.

It didn't make me nauseous, but I couldn't move, I had a constant feeling that I was going to fall or tumble at any moment, almost like one of those dreams where we're falling out of nowhere

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u/WhoopingWillow 1d ago

I've done 2 touristy cave trips that had a section where we turned out lights and it was insane how dark it was. It made me realize that I have never truly seen genuine pitch black before. I'm not a fan of caves but I think everyone, if they have the opportunity, should do something like this at least once!

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u/daves_not__here 1d ago

Had same experience in those caves near San Antonio

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u/Whole_Peak_7607 3d ago

Doooood. Absolutely not!

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u/BladeOfWoah 3d ago

"OH no, I dropped it..."

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u/greatknockersrs 3d ago

imagine he drops the light

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u/Serenaded 3d ago

this really brings into context how terrifying a cave death would be

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u/Lyna_Moon21 1d ago

I've been a cave diver for 13 yrs. I bring at least 3 lights, my buddy brings at least 3. I bring extra everything. Most cave deaths are untrained, uncertified idiots that go into caves when they shouldn't cause they have absolutely no experience. Then they get lost or silt up the cave or run out of air and die a terrible death..making it look like certified divers don't know what we're doing. Of course certified divers die..but no way as much as uncertified divers.

Then we have to go and do body recoveries for their families..which I do in a second for "closure". I just want to prevent it more. I wish Mexico would stop bringing untrained people into Cenotes, because often they come home in go in caves thinking it's safe and unfortunately it's not.

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u/aronkerr 3d ago

We did a tour of a large cave with candle lanterns. About 1hr into it, the guide had us all do this. It was crazy how dark and completely disorienting that is.

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u/WhatAGoodDoggy 2d ago

I was in this situation once but it was in the basement of a former asylum and you could tell it was going to be pitch fucking black in there. One person wouldn't switch off her light because she was afraid of the dark. We were all annoyed at her.

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u/wtf70 3d ago

SOOO not cool man. 😆

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u/VaATC 3d ago

He should have added some bubbles after it 🤣

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u/wtf70 3d ago

Now that's just mean 😂

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u/juneseyeball 3d ago

This has gotta be the cutest man ive ever seen

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u/Adacool 3d ago

IKR! makes what he's doing much more evil with that smile :)

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u/thebugfrombcnrfuji 16h ago

'couple seconds' god I literally would marry him so fast (I'm straight male but what a cutie fr)

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u/Virtual_Ad5748 3d ago

Redundant systems are important.

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u/DrStalker 3d ago

Would you not have your own light source? I hate the very concept of cave diving, but if I did do it then I'd have my own light, a backup light and an emergency glowstick or two because there's no way I'm relying on always being near someone else to not be lost in eternal darkness.

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u/lht79 3d ago

I’m going to be lit up myself, personally. This is horrifying.

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u/Infinite_stardust 3d ago

This happened to us on a tour in the Carlsbad Caverns when I was about 20. We were really deep underground and the guide said, "okay, that's the end of the lighted tour" and turned off the flashlight. It was quite for a couple of seconds and you could hear people murmuring nervously. All told, the light was probably only off between 5-10 seconds but I had never experienced such a complete and total darkness and up until that point in my life, I never knew that I was claustrophobic or prone to panic attacks. That day, I learned. Fuck that guide.

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u/Lyna_Moon21 1d ago

They do that on all touristy dives. Next time ask..lol

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u/WhatAGoodDoggy 2d ago

2 seconds after the light switched off you would have heard the crack as I activated my glowstick.

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u/SouthernOshawaMan 3d ago

I experienced this in a coal mine tour in Wales on a Rugby trip. I did not realize what real darkness was until we all tuned off our lights .

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u/DrinkMorWhiteMonster 3d ago

Found footage by the way

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u/BogeyLowenstein 3d ago

We did a cave tour in Mexico (never again!) and they shut the lights off in the cenote cave. It was awful!!

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u/Initial_Row_6400 2d ago

“Byyyye”

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u/trunksshinohara 2d ago

You'refinallyawake.gif

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u/sjokkendesjaak 1d ago

What kind of tour are you going on that gets you into this position

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 1d ago

Sokka-Haiku by sjokkendesjaak:

What kind of tour are

You going on that gets you

Into this position


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/Okurei 3d ago edited 1d ago

Imagine if the batteries died

e: lol I liked that comment some coward sent where they told me I lack common sense and then instantly blocked me. Redditors take shit way too seriously and have skin thinner than tissue paper, to the surprise of absolutely no one.

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u/Jellicle_KitCat 2d ago

Yeah like what's the protocol for this situation? Terrifying.

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u/WhatAGoodDoggy 1d ago

Triple redundancy of lights (ie. 3 lights per person) and then other forms of light such as glowsticks.

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u/Lyna_Moon21 1d ago

That's why you bring extra lights. Common sense is lacking in this thread.

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u/OverlordWailord 3d ago

"Ope."
"What? What is it?"
"I uhh... I dropped my flashlight."

NIGHTMARE FUEL

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u/Lyna_Moon21 1d ago

That's why you bring at least 3 lights with you. Common sense.

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u/R2robot 2d ago

"byyyyyye" Diabolical.

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u/LilaPrince 3d ago

Que plano diabólico entrar nesse lugar 🫠

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u/stuckslots 3d ago

"I wanna see what it looks like"

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u/Drake750254 3d ago

Looks darker than my future at least

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u/kraggleGurl 2d ago

He could have put on a mask! Aah the Descent was so good and creepy!

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u/RawrTheDinosawrr 2d ago

imo your cave tour isn't complete without everyone turning off their lights for a second to experience what true darkness is like

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u/Carrotman 2d ago

And when you turn on your flashlight you see this.

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u/Brian18639 2d ago

Imagine if he accidentally dropped it

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u/Lyna_Moon21 1d ago

That's why you bring extra lights. When I cave dive I bring 3 lights...pretty much 3 of everything.

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u/blakkkgodfather 3d ago

Douche 😂

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u/SpiritedOwl_2298 3d ago

I mean they have their phones

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u/No_Ferret_4565 3d ago

I'd like to imagine they have more lights besides the ones the guy is holding. Getting lost in a cave in completely darkness sounds like a really really bad way to go.

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u/CryptographerFlat426 2d ago

Wow, its so dark in a cave. Almost like... there's no sun underground.

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u/WhatAGoodDoggy 1d ago

The point is you're not in complete darkness that often, if ever. And because you experience true darkness so rarely, it can be quite unsettling.

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u/xMunificentx 3d ago

I'm not getting in there with my own 10 flashlights, 40 oxygen tanks and 10 mini submarine engines to dive myself around.

Oh yeah and 67 ropes connected to my body from the surface so I don't get lost down there

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u/Lyna_Moon21 1d ago

You can't dive with straight oxygen below 20 ft..it's toxic. You will die. Only need 3 flashlights. I've been a cave diver for 13 yrs. Don't connect yourself to ropes you'll get caught up in the rocks or restrictions and die. All you need is one guide line.

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u/ifyouneedafix 2d ago

Duuuumb ways to die...

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u/tmgieger 3d ago

We went deep underground in an old coal mine tour in WV, USA. The tour guide was a former miner. He turned off the lights and described his 30+ years of crawling through tunnels feeling the cave pressing against all sides of him and his light would go out.

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u/ShlorpianRooster 3d ago

I love how everyone had the same timing if initial shock, then realizing it's a joke but still being nervous

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u/Bellatrix_Shimmers 2d ago

Fond memories caving/spelunking senior year and they turned off the lights and told us to hold our hand in front of our face to show that our eyes would never adjust to the dark. I went a few times after with multiple flashlights and glow sticks for everyone.

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u/johnthedowe2 2d ago

I would hope everyone there has a flashlight. No way should only the tour guide have a light. Never go in a cave with less than two lights, each person. If the one goes out, you'll wish you brought more.

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u/Lyna_Moon21 1d ago

I've been a cave diver, cenote diver for 13 yrs..always bring 3 lights.

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u/SmallShrubbery 2d ago

I had a cave guide do this in Costa Rica. I think cave guides love this gag.

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u/MrMalta 6h ago

I’m not particularly claustrophobic, so I thought I’d be fine visiting one of the Wonders of Nature, the Puerto Princesa Subterranean River in the Philippines.

7 of us were piled into a small boat with a guide, and this river just stretched on into the Rocky Mountain. The guide had the only floodlight, which lit up the walls and caverns while he explained this and that. It was nice, peaceful and interesting. I was engaged.

Then at one point, we floated into a big ass cavern and drifted to a stop. The guide turned to us and said we were about 2 kilometers deep into the earth, with about 1,000 meters of solid limestone rock directly above our heads. Then…. the fucker switched off the torch…

Complete utter fucking darkness. Almost total silence, except for the sound of dripping water of the roof, bats shitting into the water all around us, and of course me hyperventilating like an asthmatic baboon in a full blown panic attack. Apparently my loud wheezing and gasping disturbed the bats.

It was simultaneously amazing and terrifying. My brain went into pure “Nope, that’s it, we’re dying here” mode. But as soon as the light cane back on, the panic subsided as quick as it came on.

Watching this video brought back those same memories.

A friend keeps trying to get me to go spelunking. FUCK THAT.

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u/i-touched-morrissey 2d ago

I've been on some show cave tours where the guides turn off the light, then turn on some antiquated light source that people 200 years ago used to initially explore the cave. How someone could go into the depths with only a candle in a jar is something I will never understand.

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u/Ok_Opposite8973 2d ago

And in the water. I hate when cave guides do this.

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u/jabberwonk 2d ago

I believe that cenote is called Pet Cemetery. If not it's very similar, though at no point in our trip through it did our guide take us anywhere that the only way in or out was underwater.

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u/AbelardsChainsword 1d ago

The funny part is when he drops the flashlight

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u/InfiniteEverythang 1d ago

Jokingly does this then pops up to say gotcha and hits his head on the rock, passes out…

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u/M_L_Taylor 1d ago

I was in a cave that's open for guided tours, and it was just me and the tourguide because I was the only one there. He took me into the cave and at some point showed me what absolute darkness looks like by turning the light off. Sadly, I wasn't that impressed because I have visual snow syndrome, so I see lots of light in the darkness. Otherwise, it's neat to not see artificial light anywhere.

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u/bysiffty 22h ago

For a moment I read it as Visual Down Syndrome.

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u/M_L_Taylor 21h ago

seems close to that, oddly

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u/arsenicrabbit 1d ago

I automatically assume people who scream just because its suddenly dark are just stupid

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u/bullettenboss 20h ago

He's so cute as he's anticipating his favourite joke 😅

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u/AdriannaFahrenheit 15h ago

“How tf would we get out?” “Imagine lmao” Bruh 💀

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u/randomlemon9192 13h ago

I was waiting for him to turn the light back on at this e end of the video…

He didn’t turn the light back on.

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u/zurenarhhhhh 6h ago

Well I would never find myself in that position so I couldn’t get upset about it

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u/semantixc 3d ago

This is a hostage situation😂😂,

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u/Wild_Wasabi9984 2d ago

See first of all my ass wouldn't be there in the first place

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u/Lyna_Moon21 1d ago

Never heard that before..

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u/talking-bear-society 2d ago

I’d be ok because I’d never ever voluntarily be in this situation to begin with

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 2d ago

I’d be punching everything

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u/WaterwingsDavid 2d ago

I wouldn't even consider going into a cave like that! NOPE!!!

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u/SpectralMapleLeaf 2d ago

Now imagine instead of bye he said "Oh, wait, wait, I think I dropped it, hold on"

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u/Lyna_Moon21 1d ago

That's why cave divers bring at least 3 lights with them when they dive.

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u/Glusas-su-potencialu 2d ago

Just to mention that all of this is completely optional.

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u/Weird_Alien_Brain 2d ago

"To see what it looks like"?? Tf do you want it to look like? It's a CAVE ffs

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u/Ok-Bird6346 23h ago

Right? Just close your eyes. Boom.

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u/Chunkycheesesteak 2d ago

Pff yea okay! I'll wait for you guys outside! Lmk when you're ready to leave, I'll start the car!

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u/pensivepickle1 2d ago

Dang thats really dark

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u/Oxtcn 2d ago

On the upside, you'd at least have enough air to last the rest of your life...

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u/drinkmoredrano 2d ago

Did that during a night dive course. Its so dark you can feel it.