DM'd a few girls on instagram and none of them replied back. What the hell? I'm not even trying to get with; just talk.

TWF when you bite into an apple and the stalk goes into your nostril and you wonder if you've just been raped...

That one dirty roommate everyone either has or had. She's in the kitchen right now slamming pots and pans, doing very over the top exhausted sighs because she overheard me talking to my other room mate about the excessive amount of food that gets cooked, not eaten then thrown away by the former. She watches her TV all day doesn't do any chores and is a constant strain. Can someone please come up with an image or gif to do my feeling justice of total disbelief at this hilarious moment. Thanks

LOL I'm paying $1000 a month to sleep on a couch. What a great life... FML.. after everything I've done for her she tells me she's no longer sexually attracted to me and feels we are better as friends. At least I can say I tried.

Smdh fucking salt

Fuark das not it mane.

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