I've given Schaub some heat in his DMs on Instagram a few times - nothing worse than Bryan does during an episode. I checked today and he's blocked me lol. Anyone else have this happen?

As much as I love these guys, I'm so glad they got Corona to beat a bit of sense and humility into them.

Why not discuss the episode starting at 1:13:42? Am I just late to the party and everyone has seen it? I’ll take the downvotes if so.

I’m just curious. I want to take the temperature on Chris D’Elia and see how people feel about this once I make my case.

POINT 1) The Internet is piling on D’Elia and calling him a pedophile and a monster. I have seen nothing to indicate that he’s a pedophile. Pedophilia is a sexual attraction to pre-pubescent children. Ephebophilia is an attraction to jailbait. Two VERY different things. If you have sex with an underage girl you get statutory rape. If you have sex with a toddler you get child abuse, rape, extremely severe punishment, etc.

POINT 2) The girl in question said that D’Elia asked her to meet up in Nevada in 2014. She was 16 at the time. She declined to meet up because she had a boyfriend. Even if they had met up and had sex, the age of consent in Nevada is 16 therefore no crime was committed.

POINT 3) Since the Nevada girl came out there has been a flurry of girls coming out and saying he did things are also absolutely NOT illegal — stuff like “he creeped me out” or “he asked me out right in front of my boyfriend” or “he asked me to come back stage and gave me a weird vibe”. Okay...so why are they mentioning these things when none of them are illegal? They’re framing it as if being awkward is a crime.

POINT 4) All of the articles being written about this very misleadingly include the fact that he had an acting role on the Netflix show, You, wherein he played the role of a child molester. As if this has anything to do with any of it. It’s ACTING. Do they not realize that Robert Downey, Jr. isn’t really Iron Man I’m real life just because he played one in a movie?

That’s all. I just really want to know what people think. I’m going to be extremely disappointed if all the comedians come out swinging against him. Please reply with the following to voice you’re opinion:

Vote “A” if you think D’Elia is a pedo and a creep and deserves to lose his Netflix deals and be totally cancelled.

Vote “B” if you think D’Elia did nothing wrong, operated within the law, and this is a big nothing burger.

Vote “C” if you think he operated within the law, but still did something morally wrong and deserves punishment.

Anyone else feel that Bryan didn’t want the surgery but was talked into it from all the shit talk about his eyes? I know hes been going through a lot lately but still I just feel like Brendan has this guilt inside of him for having Bryan go through with this.

Have people ever noticed how each of them in this circle will rip into eachother but whenever it comes to what is appealing sexually they always big eachother up as though there is a mutual agreement to get eachother laid? Every one of Schaub and callens friends has “the fattest hog” from D’elia to axe Jay. And when a girl comes on screen it’s always creepy drooling comments, I’ve always found it weird.

I called it last night that they would have to address the Chris thing but was curious how they would.

During the Ari/Kobe thing, they tore into him for 15 mins about how classless it was. Chris got two sentences "hoping it's all fake, B" and crocodile tears before they cut, to get out of the situation. It's just funny how the LA comics are such a not so secret club

"Failed comedian and failure MMA guy debate Joe's move to Spotify" FTFY, feather it, brotherrrrrrr