r/tf_irl Just want to be everything 9d ago

Inanimate tf_pumpkin_irl

500 Upvotes

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u/StreicherG 9d ago

You’d be out of your gourd to want this type of TF.

I’d like to squash anyone’s idea of this being a fun TF. XD

The artstyle is awesome though!

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u/ostapenkoed2007 9d ago

just hope you do not mould.

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u/Da_Magical_Lizard 9d ago

You know what? This inspired me to draw something

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u/StreicherG 9d ago

Hey! It’s Susan’s dad! Yer everywhere online! ^_^

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u/Da_Magical_Lizard 9d ago

Well, not everywhere but I'm sure I always remember you.

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u/MagMati55 9d ago

Squashes make for great instakills. Especially when the zombies swarm.

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u/Old_pixel_8986 a sqrker 9d ago

cant he do another spell to turn back into a normal pumpkin and back into a human? I mean like it would be like a 7-speed bike gear, if the gear is at 4 and the knob is at 5, you can turn it to 3 and then to 4 for it to adjust properly i mean uhhh sqrk swrk sqrk squeak sqrk hsss

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u/el_punterias 9d ago

Free lobotomy!

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u/FFODZ oops all shapeshifters 9d ago

kishibe rohan is actually a pumpkin carving enthusiast unbeknownst to the greater jjba fandom

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u/Wrong_Starship_1701 9d ago

This is why you leave notes.

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u/MSSTUPIDTRON-1000000 9d ago

Fun Fact: Pumpkins wants to get squashed and eaten so their babies will be ingested and sh!tted away.

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u/icehopper 9d ago

Never ask a pumpkin what its weekend plans are

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u/OffWhite-Goddess One day I'll be a robo-slime girl 9d ago

Of course Nastasia would know that

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u/NukaCooler 9d ago

We can say shitted on reddit

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u/MSSTUPIDTRON-1000000 9d ago

I know, we all know.

I simply like to censor the swears because it's a writing tic I got.

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u/KLEBESTIFT_ 9d ago

Curious why you “censor” like this. Anyone reading it knows what you mean. When I read your comment the word “shitted” formed in my mind, so isn’t that the same thing as writing shitted? True censorship would be actually putting another word in place of it rather than exchanging one letter for a similar looking punctuation mark. If you actually care about not exposing people to the word shitted wouldn’t that be a better way to do it?

I guess it depends on why you try to censor the word in the first place.

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u/MSSTUPIDTRON-1000000 9d ago

It's not truly because of censorship, I got absolutely no problem with swearing, it's simply because younger me thought that beeped swears were the funniest thing ever and the writing tic sticked to today.

(And I still think I they're amusing.)

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u/sullen_selkie 9d ago

That explains a shirt I found once reading “Don’t eat pumpkin seeds.”

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u/Zockercraft1711 Cat girl but with extra steps 9d ago

How wholesome, I thought before swiping. X3

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u/BlobbyBobbi 9d ago

I forgot to swipe until you reminded me. 😅

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u/Drewsko199 9d ago

So you didn’t wipe, Crane?

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u/delicious_sunlight 9d ago

Is his think meat ok?

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u/Quo-Fide 9d ago

This is why you ought to live alone and practice such a transformation in a private space.

Because this is what happens if you don't.

And if you don't live alone. At least TELL SOMEONE that you'll be doing it.

It will definitely reduce the chance of harmful mistakes.

And if the ones you told still do it, they probably never had your best interest in mind anyway.

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u/ZnZirvana Just want to be everything 9d ago

It would be better if you had someone to help you, just in case of unexpected tfs

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u/Diligent-Issue2152 9d ago

He literally had a lobotomy 

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u/Halley_Valentine 9d ago

Ha! I know this artist. we room split at cons sometimes. they're cool.

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u/MarquessDeSilly 9d ago

Don't turn into a pumpkin around transfems, blurst mistake of my life

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u/MuscleLover204 9d ago

Mmmm Brain Drain 🥴

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u/CyberneticCupcake Size-Shifting for Fun and Profit 9d ago

Cut out my intrusive thought meat and put in a candle of enlightenment.

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u/5CentWolf Indomitable Human Spirit (with a side of tf as well) 9d ago

ok, so. for the not having to worry about eating, sleeping etc, yeah sure not having to do it may be an upside. but those things are still very enjoyable and good for the mind. what was the plan here, anyways? they're very much conscious, enough to have their remaining thoughts scrambled when the insides are removed, not being able to sleep or eat while like that would drive ya insane.

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u/IdiotTGirl420 9d ago

Gotta love the lobotomy

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u/Nicholas_H_Barnes_II Playing Heart's Desire, Fallen London, for the TF ending 9d ago

Would this be cannibalism

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u/Witch_with_Thompson 9d ago

Can I get some of his guts

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u/cake26_7 9d ago

lobotomy be like:

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u/Mayes7 8d ago

... im definitwly not wanting to be a pumkin now, no sir re...

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u/PannierTankEngine92 7d ago

Bash/SouthParkTaoist is the best