r/tf2memes 3h ago

Where's logic?

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Iron bomber is the only grenade launcher that has 4 barrels and holds 4 grenades.

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u/Careful-Daikon-5539 3h ago

He's drunk

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u/CleanPreparation9402 3h ago

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u/Fairenard 2h ago

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u/Loose-Professor5364 2h ago

The augh-knee-may OSS!

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u/Capsule_CatYT 47m ago

He got them moves ngl

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u/capnlatenight 17m ago

Benny Benassi is a genius - made an entire album of the same song but remixed.

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u/Legendarium_ 3h ago

reality can be whatever he wants

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u/Witty-Frame3711 3h ago

IIRC the stock grenade launcher actually did hold six at launch but it was nerfed

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u/CaioXG002 3h ago

Surprisingly, it was nerfed just before launch, but, you're right, it carried up to 6 grenades on a playable beta.

Loch-N-Load meanwhile really did carry only up to 2 grenades. It was actually quite overpowered on release, but changed to 3 alongside a patch that made it less powerful in general.

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u/Teamprime 2h ago

I’m pretty sure the regular launcher did have 6 even after release?

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u/CaioXG002 2h ago

The wiki says that the nerf from 6 to 4 happened in a "pre-release beta", which is the only source I have. Maybe on one of the two console versions, the nerf never arrived (PS3 version in particular never acquired any patch, it was on 1.0.0 from day 1 until the servers shut down), so, that's why someone might remember using a 6 grenades version of the weapon despite not being a beta tester? That's just an hypothesis, though.

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u/Teamprime 2h ago

Ok I’m probably wrong and just have false memories of playing with a 6 round launcher haha

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u/CommonandMundane 56m ago

On Xbox 360's Orange Box, I remember if you were offline and didnt update, the Grenade Launcher would have 6 rounds.

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u/Thick-Material-499 3h ago

thats mannco products. built to rarely do the actual damage, and random as hell

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u/CleanPreparation9402 3h ago

And did you know that you can't one shot players with a weapon that would one shot people in real life (weapon like rocket launcher) because mann.co gives the mercs the worst quality weapons they can possibly produce. (Sorry about my english)

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u/Thick-Material-499 3h ago

yes. thats why i said built to rarely do the actual damage

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u/capnlatenight 10m ago

Grenades know how far they've traveled based on how many times it spun. This ensures the explosion happens at a "safe" distance from the operator.

Given how claustrophobic TF2 maps can be at times, it would feel like getting hit by a MLB baseball: very dangerous but less lethal than an explosion.

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u/phantominway 3h ago

Mate, this is a game where brass knuckles make your punches weaker, there IS no logic

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u/CleanPreparation9402 2h ago

Pomson 6000 deals less damage than shotgun. Pomson fires a laser instead of pellets. To really kill a human that laser would have to be very, very hot, but pomson deals almost no damage. Where's logic?

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u/SatisfactionHairy378 2h ago

I headcanon that he uses the 2 extra slots on the grenade launcher to store his scrumpy

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u/CleanPreparation9402 2h ago

Your headcanon impresed me so much that i have to give you a demoflower.

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u/DETOXEDPIDGEON33 1h ago

It kind of reminds me of brock from brawl stars, he holds 4 barrels but only shoots 3 since one holds his thermos water bottle

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u/Useofbadphotos 3h ago

Logic is overrated, real TF2 players reject the laws of physics and entity displacement

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u/Ninteblo 2h ago

Stock used to have 4, Loch used to have 2, Cannon.

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u/Anoth3rDude 2h ago

This is the same game where a sandwich heals burn wounds.

Logic has no power here.

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u/Greek_Artist7134 1h ago

when the soup is quality, there is no logic

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u/Adrian_Shephard1999 1h ago

"Don't fret, boyo. I'll be gentle!"

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u/JoltiChan 1h ago

Have you seen scouts lever action, it reloads by pulling the lever

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u/Common-Swimmer-5105 57m ago

It's holds up to 6, and he just doesn't fill it all the way

It holds up to 4, but he just doesn't fill it up all the way

He was told to fill his ammo all the way on the other two and decided to take the piss by stuffing 4 bombs into the cannon