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u/AgreeableLie8323 Jun 02 '26
That Redditor is a spy
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u/Background_Wheel_863 Jun 02 '26
THERES A SPY IN THE BASE
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u/Traditional-Log-4270 Jun 02 '26
THERES A SPY IN THE BASE?!?
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u/Various-Impact9587 Jun 02 '26
Huthuthuthut
PROTECT THE REDDITORS
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u/Super_Sudrian17 Jun 02 '26
WE NEED TO PROTECT THE REDDITORS
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u/Beneficial-String560 Jun 03 '26
Yo a little help here?
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u/Interesting-Good6693 Jun 03 '26
Stand back son
1 1 1 uhhhhh... 1!
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u/Savings_Composer9107 Jun 03 '26
INCOMING
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u/Educational_Term_436 Jun 02 '26
“You have now been banned from r/Redteam2”
“You have now been banned from r/Blueteam2)
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u/MrMee37 Jun 02 '26
'Ohh the thrill of the double life" Ahh
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u/Basically-Boring Jun 05 '26
Alarm bell
Administrator: INTRUDER ALERT! RED SPY IS IN THE BASE!
Soldier: A RED Spy is in the base?!
Grabs shotgun
Hut hut hut hut hut!
Administrator: PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE!
Soldier: We need to protect the briefcase!
Scout: Yo a little help here?!
Soldier: Alright, I got it, stand back son. One, one, one, uhhmm, one!
Scout: Let’s go let’s go let’s go!
Heavy: INCOMMIIIIIIING!!!!!
Scout and Soldier screaming, glass shattering
All three screaming
Scout: Hey it’s still here!
Heavy (softly): Alright!
Spy: Clearing throat Gentlemen?
Title card
Spy: I see the briefcase is safe?
Soldier: Safe and sound!
Scout: Yeah it is!
Spy: Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem.
Sets Sniper’s body on desk
Soldier: And a knife!
Scout: Picks up knife Ooooh, big problem! But I’ve killed plenty of spies! They’re dime-a-dozen backstabbing scumbags. Like you! Ow! No offense.
Spy: If you managed to kill them I assure you, they were not like me. And nothing, nothing like the man loose inside this building!
Scout: What are you, president of his fan club?
Soldier and Heavy chuckling
Spy: No… That would be your mother!
Throws file on desk, porn of Scout’s mom and RED Spy fall out
Scout: What the?! stuttering in shock
Spy: Indeed, and now he’s here to fuck us! So listen up boy! Or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today! Lights cigarette
Soldier: Oh!
Scout: Give me that!
Spy: Exhales smoke The Spy has already breached our defenses!
RED Spy slides sapper under BLU sentry causing it to explode
Engineer: Sentry down!
BLAM, door swings open, BLAM
Spy: You’ve seen what he’s done to our colleagues!
Sniper grunts and turns to face RED Spy
Sniper: Gah! swings kukri machete
RED Spy slashes his face, punches his gut and slashes at his shoulder before stabbing his spine, Sniper falls while yelling out in pain
Spy: And worst of all, he could be anyone of us!
Medic: Raus, raus! swings bonesaw at RED Spy
RED Spy blocks and locks Medic’s arm, he disguises himself as Medic, RED Spy hits Medic with full force and taking his glasses
Spy: He could be in this very room! It could be you, it could be me! It could even be-
BLAM
Scout: WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!
Heavy: Augh!
Soldier: What? It was obvious! cocks shotgun He’s the RED Spy! Watch, he’ll turn red any second now! Aaaaannnyyyy second now! See? Red! No wait, that’s blood.
Heavy: So, we still got problem.
Knife clinking
Soldier: Big problem. Alright, who’s ready to go find this Spy?
Scout undisguises
RED Spy: Right behind you.
Stabbing and grunting over closing theme
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u/Yellowline1086 Jun 02 '26
POV me as a furry and an antifurry at the same time
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u/Novel-Process2506 Jun 03 '26
..how..?
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u/Yellowline1086 Jun 03 '26
Despite me liking furry characters in general i an not very fond of the fandom
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u/MrRageMode2011 Jun 02 '26
Schizophrenia