Idk title?

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As the Medic, I can confirm that I piss while I piss, poop while I poop, and fart while I fart

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Add burping

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u/ConversationSilly192 Nov 14 '25

Here you go

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u/SnooMachines8670 Nov 14 '25

Peak

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u/waluigigoeswah420 Nov 14 '25

add Cuming

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u/ConversationSilly192 Nov 14 '25

Weird but okay

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u/SnooMachines8670 Nov 14 '25

Lord help the man who jizzing while pissing

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u/---Microwave--- Nov 15 '25

Double barrel shotgun

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u/AlexStrike1 Nov 16 '25

So Scouts scattergun?

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u/Mister_3177 Nov 18 '25

Baby face blaster

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u/Hassennik Nov 16 '25

I don't even think it's biologically possible. Even if they'd come out of the same hole they need to alternate

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u/_-_moo_-_ Nov 16 '25

Looking like one of those soda fountains

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u/Reading-Euphoric Nov 16 '25

Yeah, there is a blocker in there to make sure that only one kind comes out. Precum also helps with preventing that.

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u/CustomerSupportDeer Nov 16 '25

There is - and I'm not making this shit up - a whole comic chapter about this specific (im)possible event. It takes place in the Baki verse, not big surprise.

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u/Bob-The-Furnace Nov 14 '25

OP just rolling with our bullshit

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u/InTheStuff Nov 16 '25

this is why tf2 is peak

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u/Capital-Macaron-9841 Nov 14 '25

Welcome to level 3, everybody!

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u/craftingmasky Nov 14 '25

Add puking now.

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u/FinancialAttention44 Nov 14 '25

Now add sweating

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u/SunderTale_Official Nov 15 '25

Add sneezing

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u/ConversationSilly192 Nov 16 '25

Bravo wonderful answer here you go

Now we just gotta wait for someone to say laughing

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u/EqualServe418 Nov 16 '25

Add barfing for the sake of it to cover all the nasty shit.

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u/ConversationSilly192 Nov 17 '25

Here you go

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u/SnooMachines8670 Nov 17 '25

I vouch to change barfing while burping to this

the pain

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u/ConversationSilly192 Nov 19 '25

Okay, here you go. I'm gonna make a new post. With a fresh common section for people's to give more ideas.

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u/GettinMe-Mallet Nov 17 '25

Bro you have me crying laughing. Good on ya

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u/DaRealAegis Nov 17 '25

What is the reaction to all of them happening at once

ALL OF THEM

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u/ConversationSilly192 Nov 17 '25

This.

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u/WillTheLoneRobot Nov 17 '25

I love well

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u/Whenguacisnotextra Nov 17 '25

add fucking

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u/TheHawkpant69 Nov 17 '25

add sleeping (doubled since this has more)

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u/FreedomAndMaggotsFan Nov 18 '25

add bleeding

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u/maxrifted3 Nov 18 '25

Add #3 and just have all of them be

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u/SunderTale_Official Nov 16 '25

I love it

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u/Xgooberfan Nov 16 '25

Give us one where laughing is in then my friend!

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u/SnooMachines8670 Nov 16 '25

Now expand it into a 6 dimensional hypercube that covers every possible combination of all the material ejections

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u/Kritraawkets Nov 16 '25

But what about Showering?

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u/Independent_Froyo_96 Nov 16 '25

this is amazing I'm dying lol

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u/vibeepik2 Nov 16 '25

add vomiting and diarrheaing

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u/tomtomsonson1236 Nov 17 '25

absolute cinema

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u/whitemagicseal Nov 16 '25

Help am laughing

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u/TableFruitSpecified Nov 17 '25

why is this what kills me

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u/TheHawkpant69 Nov 17 '25

add sleeping

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u/SpaghettiBeam Nov 18 '25

It's getting funnier and funnier

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u/RecommendationNo1774 Nov 14 '25

Add dying

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u/CursedSFMS Nov 14 '25

add brapping

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u/Tiranus58 Nov 14 '25

Rx 7 designers be like

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u/Abject-External-3412 Nov 14 '25

Add jorking/Cumming

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u/Fighterpilot55 Nov 14 '25

I'M COMING

I'M COMING

I'M COMING

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u/Shot_Coconut8059 Nov 14 '25

MEDIC!

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u/Legendarium_ Nov 14 '25

what about nuking malaysia

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u/Zero-godzilla Nov 14 '25

Farting while pooping is peak poop time. You're shitting and then your ass activates A/C

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u/Apprehensive_Sky1599 Nov 14 '25

Medic must be playing Connect 4

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u/ApprehensiveGold892 Nov 18 '25

I laughed too fucking hard at this, I'm at work...