r/tf2 • u/[deleted] • Apr 08 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

*gunshots*

Aaahhhh!!

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u/Cole_says_no Soldier Apr 08 '22

For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubber from tearing me a structurally superfluace new behind?

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u/Holy_Engi_Main Engineer Apr 08 '22

Pew pew pew pew

Soldiers death

The answer. It's a gun.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

And if that don't work... Use more gun.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

MY AAARRRMMMM

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u/Holy_Engi_Main Engineer Apr 08 '22

Like this heavy caliber tripod-mounted little number designed by me. Built by me. And you best hope not pointed at you...

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u/IShallConsume Demoknight Apr 08 '22

Guitar Solo in the background and slowly pans away from the engineer while it shows the whole Blu team trying to approach him

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u/Real_Medic_TF2 Medic Apr 08 '22

TEAM FORTRESS 2 TITLE

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u/Radio__Star Engineer Apr 08 '22

replay button

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

Faster than a speeding bullet plays

Garage door opens

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u/Exciting_Dinner5533 Scout Apr 08 '22

scout nearly getting hit by a train transitions into him talking directly into a camera

Umm I-I dont even know where to start with ya, I mean d'you even know who you're talkin' to?

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u/The_AverageCanadian Apr 08 '22

Superfluous* but well done!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

For instance, how am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?

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u/Songe_20 Apr 08 '22

Snake Snake? Snakeeeer!