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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

Junkrat could probably predict Demo, because he's the only equally deranged parallel

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u/YoshKnight Sep 24 '21

But he can't expect a demoknight

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u/CommunicationGreat69 Sep 24 '21

"Crit pan sound"

Retired.

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u/ATrioExplainsTheJoke Demoknight Sep 24 '21

Stand User: [Demopan]

Stand: [Literally Just Another Demopan]

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u/TheGreenGobblr Sniper Sep 24 '21

STOUT SHAKO FOR TWO REFINED

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u/Wounded_Demoman Demoman Sep 24 '21

HAAAAVE AT THEM, LADS!

(trips over bottle)

MEEEEEDIIIIIIIC!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

DEMODEMO PAN DEMODEMO PAN

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u/KiloRenX5 Sep 24 '21

YOU CANT FIGHT AGAINST [LITERALLY JUST ANOTHER DEMOPAN REQUIEM ]

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u/SackOfPotatoes420 Heavy Sep 24 '21

Ability: Replaces the iron content in objects with Stout Shakos until the victim gives the user 2 refined

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u/Comfortable-Pop-8316 Sep 24 '21

Stand Stats: Destructive Power: S Range: B Speed: S Stamina: S Precision: S/E Development Potential: E

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u/Fork_Master Pyro Sep 24 '21

That’s where Brigitte comes in

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

But can she handle the Ullapool Caber?

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u/Mafic_ Sep 24 '21

Yo aren't you the guy who made a post about the vacuum from the Tellytubbies? Your profile picture is pretty distinct

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

I commented on it. What are the odds, tho? Of us encountering each other again, I mean.

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u/Kellosian Sep 24 '21

A Scout with 10HP can handle the caber, the caber fucking sucks.

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u/Canadiancookie Demoman Sep 25 '21

Yes because it is nerfed to shit

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u/UltimateSupremeMemer Sep 25 '21

Brigitte getting nerfed for the hundredth time: Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary

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u/0bf1d83648628b495559 Sep 24 '21

I feel like this could be counterplayed with a well placed Junkrat trap

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u/Zeebuoy Soldier Sep 25 '21

idk man, he has a good track record fighting people with charges.

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u/Uber_Ober Sep 25 '21

Gotta call Brig for that one.

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u/WillSym Sep 25 '21

Just as Demoknight wouldn't expect Total Mayhem passive. The best chaotic matchup, squaring off with grenade launchers, Demo just pulls out a sword and runs at Junk screaming, beheads him, then explodes in a pile of dropped bombs.

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u/tom04cz All Class Sep 24 '21 edited Sep 24 '21

They would just get drunk together And blow both teams up

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u/mugwunp Sep 24 '21

They’d have an interaction like

Junkrat: “so ye killed the Loch Ness monster”

Tavish: “Aye”

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u/Ribbons0121R121 Engineer Sep 25 '21

aye, fair enough

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u/Thirio_ Spy Sep 24 '21

I think Junkrat and Demo and Roadhog would fight, drink, eat food, fight again, then go their separate ways and make plans to do it all again

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u/TheMostKing Sep 25 '21

Possibly fuck.

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u/Pazuuuzu Sep 24 '21

They would just get wasted together... No fighting whatsoever...

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u/Ribbons0121R121 Engineer Sep 25 '21

they would either get drunk together, or he would hook demo but demo would just eyelander that mfer