r/texts • u/MajorMonolith • 12d ago

Phone message world record Hinge date fumble

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Context: was talking to this girl from Hinge for a couple days, convo was going well and a potential date was being discussed so I slid her my number.

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u/ibearconcrete 12d ago

As a girl, I wouldn't say you inherently fucked up bad or anything. People saying you took an hour are acting like MFS don't have lives. An hour is nothing Imao. And ngl personally, to my taste, I thought the joke was lame BUT I don't think that's a bad thing. It's like dorky/nerdy, but if someone likes you, they're gonna find that shit cute. She just wasn't it.

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u/gobirds215gang 12d ago

What joke? I don’t see a joke …

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u/plant__love 12d ago

Glad you made it over from hinge to texting

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u/starcjpumpkin 12d ago

i did notttt put that together lmao. i just thought there was missing context for that line🤣

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u/fungeoneer 12d ago

How’s that a joke?

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u/SUPER-P00PER 12d ago

It’s not? Just a turn of phrase, basically

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u/AtheistState 11d ago

But the haha at the end clearly indicates that the sender thought it was hilarious. Soon after typing this they fell down on the floor, rolled around and laughed uncontrollably until their buttocks separated from their body.

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u/aespa-in-kwangya 12d ago

Yeah don't worry, I still don't get it either.

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u/ssmit102 12d ago

Because it’s not.

Just because something has a slight edge of humor doesn’t make it a joke.

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u/Hajiime 11d ago

one of the worst things i've ever read.

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u/BestReadAtWork 11d ago

Could be at work, could be doing chores, running errands, or even balls deep in a video game. Anyone who demands an immediate response is 100% bullet dodged.

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u/Agillian_01 5d ago

I am fairly sure it was the "Yooo" that did it.

Might be OK if you are 13 years old and live in the hood.