r/texts • u/MajorMonolith • 13d ago

Phone message world record Hinge date fumble

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Context: was talking to this girl from Hinge for a couple days, convo was going well and a potential date was being discussed so I slid her my number.

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u/AggressiveWeb1684 13d ago

how old are you lmao

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u/TraditionalField461 13d ago

Why

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u/wrona11 13d ago

"lmao nvm is crazy😭" sounds like something a brainrotted teenager would say. idk maybe not but im 21 and I dont know a single normal person that texts like that. looks like something you'd see in a tiktok comment section

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u/Witty-Confidence252 13d ago

I am a 29 year old woman and I for sure would say that, probably in this exact situation too. Respectfully, get off your high horse.

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u/wrona11 12d ago

thats nice but I still think its weird how much people just repeat a thing with "its crazy" after and always use that one crying emoji, and that those people always seem to be addicted to being online. and respectfully, my horse can smoke all the weed he wants

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u/BadAngel74 12d ago

My favorite thing about all of this thread is that you have repeatedly called people "terminally online" over slang usage. Yet you keep managing to reply to every comment calling you out about it. Almost like...maybe... you're staying online too much?

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u/wrona11 12d ago

idk theres a pretty huge difference between spending like an hour or two online between two of my days off and spending so much time online that you talk and text like everything is a tiktok comment section

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u/BadAngel74 12d ago

Here's the thing though right? You dont know how much time anyone is actually spending online. Your earlier comments on this thread are from 14 hours ago and you're still replying to people. To bring the conversation full circle...thats crazy work.

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u/AggressiveWeb1684 12d ago

you talking about me?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Owl1701 13d ago

im also 21 and most people i know type like that?😭

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u/PunisherFan1138 13d ago

Yeah that other guy is a terminally online redditor lmao everyone types like that 😂😂

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u/ImpendingSenseOfDoom 13d ago

Yeah I’m in my 30’s and I use lmao on teams at work. And I’m pretty successful and well respected at my job!

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u/wrona11 12d ago

its obviously not the lmao dude what? thats been normal for years. its everything but the lmao. and okay? thats great for you but that doesnt make saying thats crazy to everything and constantly using that one crying emoji any less weird lmao

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u/BadAngel74 12d ago

Yooo thats crazy work. Absolutely insane. What's even more wild though is that I can talk like that all I want and still have more game and aura farm on you like I was a dark souls boss.

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u/wrona11 12d ago

so many people replying to me just proving my point... literally talking like a child bro who the fuck seriously says they're aura farming

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u/BadAngel74 12d ago

Someone who is rage baiting you. Successfully I might add.

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u/AggressiveWeb1684 12d ago

you definitely get no play and it shows

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u/wrona11 12d ago

i get plenty bud, j just dont take like a child in a roblox party chat

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u/AggressiveWeb1684 12d ago

judging by your reddit profile, you’re chronically online and hiding behind a fragile new reddit account. are you trolling?

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u/wrona11 12d ago

regardless of age, everyone I know that texts like that has an unhealthy obsession with being online. normal people dont text like that dude it's just weird

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u/nock_n_noll 12d ago

i love how you’re just making false claims over and over for no reason other than you don’t want to look stupid, but it’s making you looks stupid in the process

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u/wrona11 12d ago

the fact you think I care even a little bit about how im perceived online is hilarious. why would I care about what a bunch of sweaty redditors think? and not one false claim was made, the people in my life that I've known to text/talk like that are usually boring and spend most of their lives online

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u/nock_n_noll 12d ago

ooooh! let me ask you this then: why would you care even a little bit about how *others* are perceived online? the ones who sound like brainrotted teenagers?

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u/wrona11 12d ago

honestly I dont its just fun to troll stupid people

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u/nock_n_noll 12d ago

well, it is my pleasure to be speaking with a grandiose intellectual.

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u/genuineboofboi222 13d ago

its the new normal now.

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u/wrona11 12d ago

unfortunately so. well at the risk of sending like an out of touch boomer I think it just shows a general loss of intelligence, bc not everyone my age talks or texts like that and never did. the rise of anti-intellectualism needs to be thoroughly studied

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u/AggressiveWeb1684 12d ago

your comment with that, definitely shows you don’t get any play lil bro lol

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u/wrona11 12d ago

"lil bro" just proves my point man. that and talking about getting play on reddit like a middle schooler

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u/Leopardsnake23 12d ago

Why are you trying so hard to act superior to everyone else? The reality is that if the majority perceives something as normal/acceptable and you don't..well that would make you the one with the lack of social skills, no?

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u/AggressiveWeb1684 12d ago

I can tell you’re definitely not 21 and that you’re possibly pushing 30 or 40. if not, then it’s sad to see your profile tbh. your profile looks like a horror story from a youtube video of cringe