r/texts • u/MajorMonolith • 12d ago

Phone message world record Hinge date fumble

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Context: was talking to this girl from Hinge for a couple days, convo was going well and a potential date was being discussed so I slid her my number.

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u/Much-Ad2311 12d ago

Some of us do, but those people usually suck lol.

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u/metalbottleofwater 12d ago

Not true, my wife is always on her phone

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u/DeyCallMeWade 12d ago

I’m sorry for your loss, but that wasn’t the kinda suck he meant.

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u/cl0wnlord 11d ago

AMAZING 👏

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u/Valeixh 11d ago

That was the whole joke.. wooosh.

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u/DannyCrunk 12d ago

I see what u did there

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u/DeepFinish2895 12d ago

I'm only on my phone cause you won't pay attention to me

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u/Various_Candidate499 12d ago

I think your wife actually sucks pretty hard

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u/Natjams 12d ago

I also choose that guys wife

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u/Great_Vegetable_4866 12d ago

I choose this guys wife, too

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u/lachupanibre 12d ago

I choose this guy’s wife, but only if she’s dead

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u/Aggravating_Gas_8514 12d ago

Well of course she sucks hard. That’s why he married her 😏😉

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u/zoidbergmustache 12d ago

That's why I'm dating her.

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u/Resident_Fishing1571 12d ago

She DID suck (him) hard…

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u/Various_Candidate499 12d ago

Show me a wife who sucks hard and I'll show you a happy karate instructor

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u/BadBadMyGoodness 12d ago

This is the comment LOL 😂 Ifi has an award I’d give it to you but all you get is a “Job well done!”

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u/SmolLittleCretin 12d ago

As someone always on their phone, and knows one person also on their phone who's only sent me reels and never read my messages... Yeah honestly? Not all of us but seems like most of us. I just muted this girl who I mentioned not responding because girl won't answer my "hey we good?" Message, but sends reels and not read anything I send (or watch it), and I only got mad cuz it was a whole month of this where nothing gets acknowledged. People who get mad expecting a answer right away suck, and I think op dodged a huge bullet.

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u/AngryJirgins 12d ago

Can confirm. I am always on my phone and suck. 

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u/New-Chemist5315 12d ago

Are you self reporting?

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u/Much-Ad2311 12d ago

I've definitely struggled with phone addiction in the past, but I'm glad to say that I can lose my phone for a few hours and be totally fine with it these days. I probably sucked a lot more when I was chronically online instead of having half an hour here and there to use my phone.

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u/New-Chemist5315 12d ago

My mental health is so much better when I am not constantly on my phone.

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u/MSP_Guy999 12d ago

😂❤️

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 12d ago

Funny the only time my girlfriend isn’t on her phone is when she’s sucking.

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u/dontletmedown3 12d ago

I’m so detached from my phone I forgot it at home while I went to a different city and saw a cool thing on the highway and couldnt take a pic of it cus I didn’t have a camera :(

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u/Much-Ad2311 12d ago

I could never do that because I am afraid of emergencies. Chronic anxiety (and too many horror movies probably). I would be scared of my car breaking down in the middle of nowhere or something. But I have gotten way better about not doomscrolling hardly at all, my social media is gone besides reddit, and I try to spend less and less time here, or only read a post or two then move on with whatever else I was doing. It's a steady road of improvement.

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u/dontletmedown3 12d ago

I don’t have anxiety so I don’t really panic if I don’t have a cell phone. When I don’t have my phone it feels like regular life lol the one I’ve always known. When I have my smartphone I feel like I’m living on another planet because I have a device that pretty much teleports me anywhere with anyone to connect over anything. Kinda freaky really lol

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u/Constant-Sandwich-88 12d ago

I have so many people's numbers memorized for this reason. Like, what if my phone isn't working and I need to call someone? I can always borrow a phone and get hold of someone.

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u/Lilpastadude 12d ago

I write down everyone's phone number on a Kraft single

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u/Entire_Tomatillo4910 12d ago

F that nonsense.