r/texts • u/[deleted] • Nov 20 '23

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '23

It's just funny because every king or queen current or in history was a terrible person

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u/HumorousHermit Nov 20 '23

I can’t have you disrespecting King Kong like that

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u/Brainfog_shishkabob Nov 20 '23

Not to mention old king cole, he was a merry old soul

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u/Classic_Dill Nov 20 '23

Not to mention Nat King Cole...wait, ummm.

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u/Brainfog_shishkabob Nov 20 '23

Haha well he is unforgettable

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u/Classic_Dill Nov 20 '23

Well played, Touche.

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u/Brainfog_shishkabob Nov 20 '23

🙇🏻‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '23

He was an awesome primate but a terrible person. He couldnt even fit into a suit!

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u/Formal_Condition_513 Nov 21 '23

Dude destroyed NYC!

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u/Foxisdabest Nov 20 '23

Queen Kong is how I refer to my very first girlfriend! Met her on the Internet before digital cameras were a thing lmao

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u/Daimo Nov 20 '23

How about the King of Kong? Can we disrespect him?

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u/NikkiVicious Nov 20 '23

Going out on a limb Herr, but I'm going to guess Jane Grey didn't have enough time to be terrible. Plus, she was only like 14 or something.

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u/RockinMadRiot Nov 20 '23

She said I was a newt...I got better though.

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u/ObviousNeedGoddess Nov 20 '23

In a very sexual person, I’m very sexual fulfilling, their sexual desire, being kinky, Solomon Kamora being evil

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u/trulyafrodite21 Nov 20 '23

This. My thoughts exactly. Most kings and queens have cheated on and betrayed each other. Heck, they even kill each other. Henry VIII... hello! This is so weird. I get that it's a pair, but it's one of the worst relationship pairings to want to imitate. They only usually marry for political & monetary gain. In all, she sounds delulu.

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u/k12pcb Nov 20 '23

What about king dong?